So I was out in public, and had to take a shit. I've only ever taken a shit in a public bathroom twice before, and that was when I was a kid, so this caught me by surprise. I always wash my ass after I shit; to wipe alone is disgusting. But obviously this would be difficult because there is no showerhead in public bathrooms. So I washed my ass in the sink of the public bathroom. Now some normie's gonna be washing his hands with my shit fragments.
Then, I went to order some food. So I got my food, but right as I was about to leave, this asian roastie dropped a 35 cents worth of coins. Everybody was talking loud and I guess she didn't hear the jingle as they hit the floor, so I swiped them.
Then, I went to order some food. So I got my food, but right as I was about to leave, this asian roastie dropped a 35 cents worth of coins. Everybody was talking loud and I guess she didn't hear the jingle as they hit the floor, so I swiped them.
