Soy Today I went to the Theatre

[TheJester]

Got ticket for a live event and it was lame as fuck.

I actually still do it once in a while like every 3 months, once again I was faced with Normfag Goyslop.

How you asked? Every time the actors made a sexual joke the whole audiance was laughting, meanwhile I found this just lame as fuck, why does everything need to be about sex? Literally every 5 minutes it was either about making babies, partying or having physical contact otherwise.

There were also like 3 dick jokes places in between the main story of the play and each time it happened all the women were screaming "Wooooooooh"

That ~40 yo chick in front of me was insane as hell, looks like some of those millenial women cant get out of their Justin Bieber Hype-Slut Phase.

Also why is everyone overdoing the final clapping?! Like fucking hell, clapping and screaming for 20 minutes straight at the end.

Yes I DO respect the work the actors put into the play, but a short applause would be enough. Everytime I go they overdo it.

Wont go as much next year, excluding the grandchildren they bring theres not a single person in their teens or 20s, even 30s is rare.

Everyone literally old as fuck, shows I am stuck between a child and a grandpa. Never had a real teen and 20s time.

"Most important time of your life"

"Prime Sex age"

"Just touch grass" they said.

 

[Darth Aries]

They were laughing because they get to actually enjoy sex. It isn’t funny if you’re actively being excluded by half of the world’s population.

They’ve had enough sex to the point where they can laugh about it and it isn’t considered a big deal for them.

 

[HeinzKell]

What show?

 

[Orzmund]

Sounds lame to do alone. Just watch movies at home.

 

[TheJester]

Sounds lame to do alone. Just watch movies at home.

I already know them + I hate modern movies. Best one was Last Wish Puss in Boots 2. Since then literally only trash.

 

[curryboy420]

I already know them + I hate modern movies. Best one was Last Wish Puss in Boots 2. Since then literally only trash.

Is this the same cat.that worked with Shrek and doney

 

[TheJester]

Is this the same cat.that worked with Shrek and doney

Yeah

 

[Orzmund]

I already know them + I hate modern movies. Best one was Last Wish Puss in Boots 2. Since then literally only trash.

Maybe watch movies made for adults like Infinity Pool or The Substance, also there's an insurmountable library of films made before modernity. You should watch older films if you dislike everything made recently simply because it embodies the spirit of our time or something superficial.

 

[VintageCarCoper]

They were laughing because they get to actually enjoy sex. It isn’t funny if you’re actively being excluded by half of the world’s population.

They’ve had enough sex to the point where they can laugh about it and it isn’t considered a big deal for them.

 

[TheJester]

Maybe watch movies made for adults like Infinity Pool or The Substance, also there's an insurmountable library of films made before modernity. You should watch older films if you dislike everything made recently simply because it embodies the spirit of our time or something superficial.

Buddy I have well watched over 10.000 movies through my life from all periods. I have basically spend a combined 2 or 3 years of my life watching shit.

You kinda get sick of everything eventually.

 

[Based NaziCel]

What show?

 

[Orzmund]

Buddy I have well watched over 10.000 movies through my life from all periods. I have basically spend a combined 2 or 3 years of my life watching shit.

You kinda get sick of everything eventually.

Are you the wise old man? 10,000 might be a drastic over-estimation.

 

[TheJester]

Are you the wise old man? 10,000 might be a drastic over-estimation.

It legit isnt. Just look into it: from the moment I was 2 years old there was barely a day I have not seen a movie in TV. I constantly watched TV and then movies on movies123.

Some movies I literally only need to see a few frames and instantly knew what it is. Even my parents are shocked.

Even if we assume I have "only" watched a movie per day, i still watched around 7000 movies. Theres 70 Marvel movies alone and I seen all of them multiple times except Eternals (where I only seen clips). All 50 Dreamworks movies and around 700 Disney movies, nearly seen all Nickelodeon movies up to the 2022s + Sandy Cheeks Movie I gave. All Ghibli movies except Heron, all Toei movies, all Detective Conan movies (27 so far and Gosho aint done yet), all 15 DCEU movies, the shitty Teen Titans movies, every movie done and or based on a Stephen King Novel, all Planet of the Apes (10), then tons and tons of German shit movies made by ARD and ZDF, because my mother always watched em (for years too), all Sony Picture Animation movies ever released (RIP Poppey Movie), Across the Spiderverse I watched alone likely 20 times.


The movie I seen the most is 1989 Christmas Vacation - which is also my favorite Christmas Movie and it gets watched religiously.

I say id seen the movie around 80 times - and watch it again on 12.12:

Sendetermine 2024 von Schöne Bescherung: Weihnachten bei den Griswolds im TV und Stream - TV SPIELFILM

Die Komödie Schöne Bescherung alias Hilfe, es weihnachtet sehr um die chaotischen Feiertage bei Familie Griswold ist auch dieses Jahr die anarchische Gegenthese zu Sissi und Co.

m.tvspielfilm.de

Know the entire script of the movie word for word.

Fuck there was a time I bindged Universal Picture Movies. Day in day out I looked up old pirate sites and watched on 2x speed all the movies. Even the very old ones.

 

[CuntHater]

Maybe watch movies made for adults like Infinity Pool or The Substance, also there's an insurmountable library of films made before modernity. You should watch older films if you dislike everything made recently simply because it embodies the spirit of our time or something superficial.

Europa: The Last Battle

 

[Orzmund]

It seems like you mostly watch animated films. Have you seen everything made by Martin Scoresse, Christopher Nolan, or the other big-shot Hollywood directors?

If you like psychological thrillers you would love Ari Aster. I interpret Midsommar as an imaginal depiction of what Pythagorean mysticism would look like if it originated in a barbaric, Nordic cult instead of a religious clergy located on the civilized island of Samos.

It legit isnt. Just look into it: from the moment I was 2 years old there was barely a day I have not seen a movie in TV. I constantly watched TV and then movies on movies123.

Some movies I literally only need to see a few frames and instantly knew what it is. Even my parents are shocked.

Even if we assume I have "only" watched a movie per day, i still watched around 7000 movies. Theres 70 Marvel movies alone and I seen all of them multiple times except Eternals (where I only seen clips). All 50 Dreamworks movies and around 700 Disney movies, nearly seen all Nickelodeon movies up to the 2022s + Sandy Cheeks Movie I gave. All Ghibli movies except Heron, all Toei movies, all Detective Conan movies (27 so far and Gosho aint done yet), all 15 DCEU movies, the shitty Teen Titans movies, every movie done and or based on a Stephen King Novel, all Planet of the Apes (10), then tons and tons of German shit movies made by ARD and ZDF, because my mother always watched em (for years too), all Sony Picture Animation movies ever released (RIP Poppey Movie), Across the Spiderverse I watched alone likely 20 times.


The movie I seen the most is 1989 Christmas Vacation - which is also my favorite Christmas Movie and it gets watched religiously.

I say id seen the movie around 80 times - and watch it again on 12.12:

Sendetermine 2024 von Schöne Bescherung: Weihnachten bei den Griswolds im TV und Stream - TV SPIELFILM

Die Komödie Schöne Bescherung alias Hilfe, es weihnachtet sehr um die chaotischen Feiertage bei Familie Griswold ist auch dieses Jahr die anarchische Gegenthese zu Sissi und Co.

m.tvspielfilm.de

Know the entire script of the movie word for word.

Fuck there was a time I bindged Universal Picture Movies. Day in day out I looked up old pirate sites and watched on 2x speed all the movies. Even the very old ones.

Christmas Vacation is my father's favorite holiday film, he even owns the little moose glass for decor. I prefer A Christmas Story though, it's much better than Four Christmases.

 

[Orzmund]

Europa: The Last Battle

After researching the series on IMBd I came to the conclusion that the title is fitting. I want to watch it nonetheless, it looks entertaining like that nuthead Joseph Peter's Zeitgeist.

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Buddy I have well watched over 10.000 movies through my life from all periods. I have basically spend a combined 2 or 3 years of my life watching shit.

You kinda get sick of everything eventually.

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Have you seen all A24? Movies as well?

 

[land of oblivion]

If it was one of those shitty events where laughter and sexual jokes are important, I'm not surprised. I can't understand how an incel didn't even minimally inform himself about these things that normies do. That's why I've never seen any cinematic or theatrical work, not only are they not capable of laughing in my area (but I imagine it works like that a bit everywhere) but they also appear cringe, and yes that shit that likes comedies are futile moments of life. The only movie I appreciated was Mr Bean but only because he wasn't that good and I empathized with his character. I hate comedies and that shit like Fast and Furious that my class was crazy about, what the fuck do you watch that useless shit? It doesn't even make you laugh, you bastard god

 

[TheJester]

Have you seen all A24? Movies as well?

Only it comes out at night or whatever its called. Was mid.

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Only it comes out at night or whatever its called. Was mid.

Have you tried watching hereditary? Pretty good horror film surprisingly if you’re into that surreal horror type of genre

 

[TheJester]

Have you tried watching hereditary? Pretty good horror film surprisingly if you’re into that surreal horror type of genre

I go for it, I dont mind I have read all Stephen King and Lovecraft works.