Serious Tips on first time escortcelling?

[Sonozaki]

I'll probably have done it by the end of next week, just feel like I need to experience it at least once I understand all the cons tho,

obviously condoms + from what I've learned from this site to make sure you're paying for time and not to get to coom only once @Personalityinkwell you're the only person I can remember talking about escortcelling got any more tips?

Should I just admit it's my first time? Don't see any point in larping to impress her and it will probably be obvious.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

try and pay for a blowjob without a condom. blowjob with condom is garbage

Should I just admit it's my first time?

no, don't do this. women instinctually are turned off by virgins and as a result he service quality could decline so don't say it's your first time escortcelling.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

How does she look?

 

[Idotms]

Don't

 

[grondilu]

Should I just admit it's my first time?

I wouldn't, but that's your call.

Don't see any point in larping to impress her and it will probably be obvious

Even if she can tell, you want to keep the benefit of the doubt.

I would advise against saying anything about yourself. At least nothing too personal. If you want to talk, you can talk about her, like complimenting her and shit.

Also, if she turns out to be very different from what you expected, and if you're not attracted by her at all, GTFO.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

They can know you are a virgin the second you arrive at their doors
Only do oral bcs a whores pussy feels like shit

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I'll probably have done it by the end of next week, just feel like I need to experience it at least once I understand all the cons tho,

obviously condoms + from what I've learned from this site to make sure you're paying for time and not to get to coom only once @Personalityinkwell you're the only person I can remember talking about escortcelling got any more tips?

Should I just admit it's my first time? Don't see any point in larping to impress her and it will probably be obvious.

Pay and grape

 

[Deleted member 20195]

Make sure to agree before hand whats included and what's not. For example oral without condom, can either be included or an extra. GFE is another one that you should check if its included and highly recomended, it's basically means that they will try to make it as similar to the real thing otherwise it will be just dick in pussy and they move the rest of their body as far away from your face as possible. If they try to charge extra after agreeing on the phone just walk away.

 

[MissingThePast]

is it worth it?

 

[Over_this_Life]

Be wary of picking up sluts you find on the street. I think these are the ones most likely to be police officers looking to meet quotas by preying on lonely men. Ive heard that if you ask an escort/hooker to take nude pictures for cash instead of asking to pay for sex, that the transaction would be legal because it isnt illegal to take pornographic pictures. A police officer undercover would never agree and they cant arrest you for being an amateur porn director, even if thats a lie. Plus youre not soliciting a prostitute because you never said you’d pay for sex. At least i think Thats how it works. I have never tried. Probably better to stick with websites dedicated to escorts and always check reviews so you dont wake up in a tub of ice somewhere with your kidneys cut out

 

[Caesercel]

I have never done it but I'd advise don't tell them its your first time unless she is high end. There is a chance she may try to dupe you and finish it off quickly.

 

[Eschewcel]

You're brave, OP. Hope it'll be great and will help you cope

 

[Sonozaki]

Don't

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You're brave, OP. Hope it'll be great and will help you cope

ty brocel <3

Probably better to stick with websites dedicated to escorts and always check reviews so you dont wake up in a tub of ice somewhere with your kidneys cut out

now you made me a little paranoid
yeah its over the internet and they avoid directly mentioning words like sex or blow over the phone, guess they're scared of cops too, i'm more scared of what you just mentioned lmao

How does she look?

still deciding which one i wanna go with, it's over the internet (not exactly escort based site with reviews but pretty obvious what is being advertised)

 

[_wifebeater_]

Only go to whores with a lot and good reviews.

 

[Pengwin]

if i may ask how old are you?

 

[Deleted member 22549]

Ok, i'm an escortcel, and although i don't have that much experience, i can certainly give you some tips.

1 - Remain inconspicuous and anonymous, protect your identity. This is almost obvious, but many first timers use their actual number and name. Don't fucking do this, use a burner phone and a pseudonym, if you want to be even more anonymous, use an uber instead of a car when going to the escort's place. Don't talk about where you work, on which neighborhood you live, or anything personal, do not be fucking dumb.

2 - Find a "Hobbyist" forum. No matter where you live, there's probably a forum where men fuck escorts and review them afterwards. By doing that, you will know if an escort does a good service.

3 - After you found an escort and checked her reputation, contact her, ask her what services she provides and their respective prices, and make sure you agree on what are the services included and the price.

4 - Never do incalls, you don't want an escort knowing where your house is, always go to her place, or a motel, or something like that.

5 - Take a good shower beforehand, and shave your pubes, if you go to an escort's place and you get there stinking and with a bush between your legs, you're gonna have a bad time. You don't need to go dressed like you're going to a marriage or to a first date, but be clean and presentable.

6 - If she doesn't looks like the photos, bounce. If she asks you for more money than what you agreed to, bounce. If you feel anything off, bounce the fuck out.

7 - Telling her it's your first time isn't necessary, she'll probably know. Those women are professionals on the art of sex, they will recognize an inexperienced men right away. Just be polite, and do your thing with her, she doesn't cares about you anyways, she's only there for the cash.

8 - After you finished your services, don't try to have a conversation with the escort, just put your clothes on, hand her the money, be polite, and bounce. You can contribute to the forums with a review, if you wish.

Of course, there's far more advice, but i've pretty much listed all the basics up there, i think that's all you need. Wish you good luck, boyo.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

i'll make a guide for rape

will eagerly await

 

[penismaster768]

I don't know shit about escorting but make sure she looks like her pictures and not some landwhale angle frauding