leaving in 1 hour.... trying to fking do something exciting in my life for once
Get drunk and approach foids.
St.Tropez said:
thats the plan... last time got drunk af a roastie that kissed 7 guys kissed me too for like 1 second so maybe this time i can make out with a roastie for 2 seconds
ghostcell said:
get drunk or its gonna be awkward as fuck
ghostcell said:
fakecel !!!!
grab their asses, report back after they released you from custody
Popbob said:
LOL yeah every1 told me GO TO ASIA but i cant yet. now going to some asian themed party.... fuckk wtf am i even doing
its gnna be awkawrd as fuckk but gonna get drunk on my way there
and me, fakecel, if u count that as interaction in almost 23 years being fakecel just LOL
ill admit im more a mentalcel than anything now though.... though i still have 0 tinder likes since start of 2018...
ghostcell said:
Fakecel alert.
drink, smile, and start conversations with others
St.Tropez said:
1 kiss in almost 23 years for 1.5 sec make me a fakecel..... LOL
and i never said im a trucel anyway. i used to be but now im mental
St.Tropez said:
OTaKu_WarrIOr_N said:
I never claimed to be a truecel.
- Don't set high expectations
- Don't show up too early
- Drink a lot
Take at least 54 g of Ritalin. It works.
mentalcel and fakecel are one and the same it seems.
C
Ban this fakecel
Virginp0wers said:
i have mental problems due to being bullied ages 6-18 when i was a 3/10, now im maybe 5 or 5.5/10 after eye surgery, accutane, and gym for 5+years. but still with 0 friends and 1 kiss in my life... call me what u want, the moment i get laid and a gf ill be gone
ghostcell said:
so you've done this before... Why are you asking for advice?
fukmylyf said:
ghostcell said:
I think I know exactly where you're going.. near the huge bridge, right? The name of the club rhymes with my username.
Good luck. I would give some tips, but if they never ever worked for me, probably they suck. Good luck. I hope you can escape inceldom.
fukmylyf said:
LOL that was such an unsuccesful night........ the only reason i got kissed was because me and that girl were blackout drunk. and that time i went with a group, now im all alone...
S
ghostcell said:
Even if the odds do not favor you trying is the only choice, otherwise you are admitting their is no sexual future left for you and you are just biting your time hoping for a miracle.
RREEEEEEEEE said:
nope dont think so, doesnt rhyme with ur name. its in rotterdam tho
Saleem said:
i would rather try and have a horrible night. at least i'll have a memory, all those nights fading by gaming or watching shows at home, they will never be remembered
ghostcell said:
I thought it was Club Vie, they throw Asian-themed parties where mostly Asians go to, and they're usually the rich Asian folks.
RREEEEEEEEE said:
never heard of the club before.... never went to Vie before myself. i just saw this event on facebook and decided i would go. i think its near the train station
In a few days, op gonna have a new post like
"All femoids rejected me at the party. Jfl at these cum dumpsters, they all only want chad. Its over"
"All femoids rejected me at the party. Jfl at these cum dumpsters, they all only want chad. Its over"
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ghostcell said:
Exactly. Well said
ghostcell said:
Ah I see, well have fun brah. I don't go to clubs myself, I know my place lol. But even if I had the face of a 9/10, I still wouldn't have gone. Religious reasons.
Bill Cosby those sluts.
ghostcell said:
Going alone is better in some ways (IME).
- If it's empty when you get there, chill at the bar. You'll want to wait it out until there's more energy. This is probably the hardest part tbh. You might feel like a loser at first.
- If the club isn't packed after an hour, just leave.
- If it's an older crowd, just leave.
- Once the party gets more active, move to the dance floor.
- Don't approach girls who are more sober than you.
- Always keep a drink in your hand.
- Don't stay until the very end unless the night is going really well.
- Talk to other guys too
Don't.
If I was you I wouldn't even go. I already know nothing will happen.
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