SuicideFuel Tiny parasites gnawing at the membranous walls of my asshole and its cavity

[Juxtaposition6]

Fucking hell it stings, time to go pump water up the ass.

 

[Dekim]

This has to be a larp

 

[Juxtaposition6]

This has to be a larp

The water cleansed the buggers away
Must've come from beef.

 

[Kirito3]

Kek looks like u ascended op

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Kek looks like u ascended op

Tbh tbh anal virginity lost due to: ass fucked by small creatures.

 

[Kirito3]

Tbh tbh anal virginity lost due to: ass fucked by small creatures.

Some of the bugs were probably foids. A girl touched your private parts.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Some of the bugs were probably foids. A girl touched your private parts.

Noggin joggin right now holyshit, parasistiality, does it count?

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Noggin joggin right now holyshit, parasistiality, does it count?

they did it involuntarily. Rapist!

 

[Juxtaposition6]

they did it involuntarily. Rapist!

WEE OHH WEE OHH this is the police
here to arrest you for rape of female parasites with your stank asshole

handcuffs are put on

WEE OHH WEE OHH

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Maybe your ass just wasn't totally clean, and the feces were making it itch? Toilet paper doesn't always get the job done..

I always wash my anus with water.

 

[Ritalincel]

Maybe your ass just wasn't totally clean, and the feces were making it itch

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Go to the Doctors.

 

[YungCell]

Go to the Doctors.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Go to the Doctors.

It's alright, no other symptoms, happens to me ever since i can remember and i'm not dead yet!

 

[Ritalincel]

Go to the Doctors.

 

[YungCell]

Is giving a jew some money really worse then ass parasites?

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Forgive me i live in Canada were we have health care.

 

[meat]

Is giving a jew some money really worse then ass parasites?

yes

 

[builderseed]

It's alright, no other symptoms, happens to me ever since i can remember and i'm not dead yet!

*two days later*

Top Story: "Man Found Dead, Investigators Say 'Lethal Anus Parasites' Are To Blame"

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Gotta be larp

 

[builderseed]

Gotta be larp

larp = living ass/rectal parasites?

 

[FiveFourManlet]

larp = living ass/rectal parasites?

Exactly.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

*two days later*

Top Story: "Man Found Dead, Investigators Say 'Lethal Anus Parasites' Are To Blame"

Kek

 

[Anger]

High IQ post

 

[Deleted member 60]

the absolute state of off-topic

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

I used to have an incredibly itchy anus. its over for buttbugscels

 

[Ritalincel]

larp = living ass/rectal parasites

 

[Deleted member 10531]

*two days later*

Top Story: "Man Found Dead, Investigators Say 'Lethal Anus Parasites' Are To Blame"

>assuming that investigators care about ugly men

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Holy fuck. Are you sure you dont need a doctor?

 

[Blue Squirtle]

Fucking hell it stings, time to go pump water up the ass.

Go to the doctors, posting this on this forum won't help you.

 

[th62eathhts2]

Fucking hell it stings, time to go pump water up the ass.

if shooting water up your ass cured your problem, you didn't have a parasite infection. if your problem persists put a piece of tape on your asshole while your sleeping. check it in the morning if it has worms on it. if you do your going to need to go get mebendazole. or go a very long time without food.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

if shooting water up your ass cured your problem, you didn't have a parasite infection. if your problem persists put a piece of tape on your asshole while your sleeping. check it in the morning if it has worms on it. if you do your going to need to go get mebendazole. or go a very long time without food.

The worms are dead now.