TeeHee Tinder message me with something witty or funny

[TuxDix]

I've only tried it for a couple of weeks and noticed that these women need to outsource the conversational burden onto men because they have nothing to offer themselves.

Totally not self important...

 

[TheSecondComing]

first post iq

 

[Saudade]

welcome to .co newcel
try not to get banned

 

[Deleted member 20659]

Strong first post

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Are you getting matches OP?

Women are not human. You need to understand this to be blackpilled. They are a sub species, only meant to create babies. Expecting more out of them is a recipe for disaster.

 

[based_meme]

Imagine getting Tinder matches.

Had it for almost two years. All I got were bots and professional prostitutes.

 

[Joelossus]

Strong first post mogs me tbh ( to be honest )

 

[Spioenkop1]

I got a tinder date once. Didn’t have a follow update cause turned out she just wanted to fool an unattractive man. Bitches hate nothing more than not being in the centre of attention of someone. When chads dont fuck them they even resort to shitty tricks like fooling desperate men. Ofc she never planned anything serious with me not even kissing or fucking me, but honestly for two weeks I thouht I was in heaven. Now I hardly ever get and get match and if yes I only get matches from women who want to promote themselves on some shitty website. Most girls are anyway on tinder to promote their shit Insta, although all pictures and motives have become so interchangeable ( would still fuck. 95% of them).

 

[TuxDix]

It's usually the first parts of their descriptions as a disclaimer (for desperate jestermaxxers.) A pattern I noticed.

Not matches.

 

[Speed]

They know the deal, that pussy is at a premium so they don't have to put in any effort whatsoever unless it's chasing Chad. Then they might up the ante a bit by *gasp* laughing and agreeing with every single thing he says. That's their version of jestermaxxing and trying to be interesting. At the core they're all blackpilled, they just don't want to hear it from us.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Women are average IQ and selectors who have countless people want to talk, that's why they're boring.

 

[Deleted member 19546]

My Chadfish just says let's fuck and they already give me their number and set up the date.

 

[ionlycopenow]

My Chadfish just says let's fuck and they already give me their number and set up the date.

If you have to do anything more than this, its over.

 

[The Incel Decade]

"Amuse me, clown"

 

[Kent]

"Amuse me, clown"

One of the blackest of pills is entertaining a woman with conversation & wit...only to see her march off to the bedroom with another guy. Once you know this truth it will really save you a lot of time. Everyone likes hearing interesting facts or funniest stories....it might mean they like you but it doesn't mean they want to have sex with you.

Cliffs: It's Over.

 

[TuxDix]

Even if a woman is in an interesting profession they don't know how to incorporate it into conversation despite all possible interesting occursnces that they could share and reflect on. They STILL withold it when it could make conversation a mutual exchange, but no, the burden is still left at the feet of men to carry a conversation.

It's truly one sided

 

[ihaveno1]

It's usually the first parts of their descriptions as a disclaimer (for desperate jestermaxxers.) A pattern I noticed.

Not matches.

yup ive notied this all the time and it pisses me off. "send ur best pick up lines" "send me ur best memes/vines" "dont message me if ur looking for a one night stand teehee" "i hate boring people, dont send me lame messages"

dumb whores have nothing to offer themselves and expect everyone else to do all the work instead of THEM actually putting in effort in their fucking messages