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Thoughts about the popular YouTubers (Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Pewdiepie)

uncrotio

uncrotio

Let them burn.
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So, I wanted to know what you all thought of these idiots. I don't know how foids find them attractive, personally. They all scream nonsense, literal nonsense. If you watch one Markiplier video, half of it is literally not even comprehensible English, or any other language for that matter. Not to mention that Jacksepticeye is one ugly motherfucker with the most annoying voice known to man. Younger foids absolutely drool over them and it brings me at least a little comfort to know that these guys will never even know half of these whores exist, and probably call their fans fat and ugly behind their backs. It just goes to show that they really aren't after personality, because these guys have the most atrocious personalities. I don't think I could stand being in a room with any of them for more than 3 seconds, but then again, it's all fabricated and they're probably all dicks in private because of their fame. I bet some of them even fuck around with underage fans, in fact I KNOW it, but no one would ever expose their precious "Markimoo" or whatever. They make me sick and Markiplier is short (AND Asian.) His girlfriend, a typical Stacy, is probably only after his fame and money. All YouTuber girlfriends seem flat as cardboard and it's hilarious. At least they're getting some good pussy, I guess.
 

Let them burn.​

 
PewDiePie is 5'9
 
PewDiePie is 5'9
But he's got everything else bitches want. Fame, blond hair, blue eyes. His height is only a minor setback versus all of the money he has. He could get literally any woman he wants. Wish he'd use it on a "lesbian" to finally prove that that concept is bullshit. Instead he's stuck with that annoying ass fake-voiced cunt who would make me gouge my eyes out if I ever saw her in person.
 
But he's got everything else bitches want. Fame, blond hair, blue eyes. His height is only a minor setback versus all of the money he has. He could get literally any woman he wants. Wish he'd use it on a "lesbian" to finally prove that that concept is bullshit. Instead he's stuck with that annoying ass fake-voiced cunt who would make me gouge my eyes out if I ever saw her in person.
He probably knows about the blackpill since he uses lifts jfl. But yeah point taken.
 
statusmaxxed to hell and back. fuck them. you heard of that one weirdo called dream? heard his fans r planning to kill him and shit. hope it works.
 
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Jacksepticeye by Gage Skidmore
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They all mog tf out of me tbh :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
 
Man I'm starting to think jewtubermaxxing is legit tbh.
 
Their Youtube personas are all acting to appeal to kids. So fucking annoying to listen to these idiots fake laugh and fake having fun trying to reel in some Youtube cash.
 
They all mog tf out of me tbh :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
Jacksepticeye mogs fucking no one. He looks like a 7 year old that glued pubes to his face. With just his looks alone he'd be just like us. He's also only 5'8.
Markiplier mogs every-fucking-body, though.
 
Old news. Are they even relevent post 2017? I used to watch pewdiepie a lot. But then he started doing those minecraft plays for his dumb as bricks zoomer audience and I haven't touched it since 2019.

Marki and Jack are too obnoxious for me to even bother. Their content is targeted at literal children. Their personalities are fake as fuck(so is pewdiepie's).
 
Markiplier is proof that voicemaxxing is a thing.

What do you guys think about Marzia, Pewd's wife
 
Old news. Are they even relevent post 2017? I used to watch pewdiepie a lot. But then he started doing those minecraft plays for his dumb as bricks zoomer audience and I haven't touched it since 2019.

Marki and Jack are too obnoxious for me to even bother. Their content is targeted at literal children. Their personalities are fake as fuck(so is pewdiepie's).
I'd say they're irrelevant but teenage foids still regularly cream their pants over some dudes who play video games for a living. It's cool if they rot in a room staring at a screen, but disgusting if anybody who doesn't have money and fame does. Funny.
What do you guys think about Marzia, Pewd's wife
Annoying as fuck and looks kinda like an alien trying to pose as a human. She has the most personality out of any of the YouTuber gfs of the big three, though. Not that it's a good one, just pointing it out.
 
I'd say they're irrelevant but teenage foids still regularly cream their pants over some dudes who play video games for a living. It's cool if they rot in a room staring at a screen, but disgusting if anybody who doesn't have money and fame does. Funny.
Teenage foids are the last people whose standards should matter. Their taste in literally everything is absolute worst. And most teenage foids normiemaxx by liking what is popular, like kpop and shit. If they're going after guys who play videogames then rwst assured they are low value subhuman foids themselves trying to be quirky
 
Teenage foids are the last people whose standards should matter. Their taste in literally everything is absolute worst. And most teenage foids normiemaxx by liking what is popular, like kpop and shit. If they're going after guys who play videogames then rwst assured they are low value subhuman foids themselves trying to be quirky
Agree that their standards don't matter, but they're not gonna be teenagers forever. Scary to think of what they'll turn into. Seems every generation just gets worse.
 
Jacksepticeye mogs fucking no one. He looks like a 7 year old that glued pubes to his face. With just his looks alone he'd be just like us. He's also only 5'8.
Markiplier mogs every-fucking-body, though.
You mog a white normie with blue eyes?:dafuckfeels:
 
You mog a white normie with blue eyes?:dafuckfeels:
The thing is, it's the level of physical attractiveness I'm talking about. Being white and blue eyed doesn't inherently make you attractive, but I guess to foids it does. I'm white and light-eyed and still where I am now, though I'm 5'7.
 
nice higurashi pfp
I'd say they're irrelevant but teenage foids still regularly cream their pants over some dudes who play video games for a living. It's cool if they rot in a room staring at a screen, but disgusting if anybody who doesn't have money and fame does. Funny.
it's always the absolute ugliest teenage girls tbh. there's a few cute ones but for the most part those weirdly dressed, awkward, maybe fat, ugly teen girls you sometime see are the average watcher of markiplier.
What do you guys think about Marzia, Pewd's wife
she's hot as fuck, i would fuck the shit out of her ngl.
 
Pewdiepie dissing T series was pretty funny back in the day
 

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