Just had a shitty couple hours trying to book foids.
Couple years ago, I used to book escorts way in advance. But then I ran into the problem of me not being in the right mood for sex when the booking rolled around, so I ended up paying for a mediocre experience. So these days I usually book no more than a day in advance. Actually, I usually book just a few hours before.
The receptionist told me a few of my choices happened to be in Dubai at the moment. Another foid was in Geneva. One foid initially agreed to meet, but then five minutes later changed her mind to say she was already tired and wanted to change her mind. I'm fine with that, actually, because if an escort is tired or sick I'd rather she cancel the meet instead of charging the same hourly rate for subpar service.
OK, so I scroll through the roster and notice this new foid. Only her pricing is *ridiculous*. She did look great and is all-inclusive (i.e. doesn't charge more for anal or anything), but I balk at this price for someone 1) I haven't seen before, 2) doesn't have any reviews, 3) isn't an Instagram model or anything else that IMO rationalizes that pricing. That is NYC pricing, just straight-up absurd in any European city. But the pictures looked really interesting. So after agonizing whether it'd be outrageous for an agency's regular client to barter for a more reasonable price, I texted the receptionist, saying that I apologize if this is out of order, but whether the girl would accept *something slightly less ridiculous*, still more than I've ever paid for an hour of sex.
Five minutes later I get the most cryptic response: "She tells us that she will agree on prices as soon as you decide to meet her as she could change her mind." I mean, it would be reasonable for her to flat-out decline or make a counter-offer -- but really? She wants me to commit to meeting her before she decides whether she would accept a discount? I politely decline, and the receptionist gives the standard "oh we apologize that some foids aren't available, we'll be here anytime you need us".
I thought about looking at other agencies but at that point decided that I would just jack off instead, so I did. The amount of inflation that there is in the sex market lately is just absolutely crazy -- I'm not exaggerating when I say that average pricing for central London agencies has gone up some 50% over the past year. It's insane. I blame COVID for making international travel that much difficult so UK sex buyers cause a demand surge in the domestic market instead of flying off to Bangkok or Berlin, whilst supply remains constant as Russian/EE whores find it more difficult to obtain "tourist" visas.
Couple years ago, I used to book escorts way in advance. But then I ran into the problem of me not being in the right mood for sex when the booking rolled around, so I ended up paying for a mediocre experience. So these days I usually book no more than a day in advance. Actually, I usually book just a few hours before.
The receptionist told me a few of my choices happened to be in Dubai at the moment. Another foid was in Geneva. One foid initially agreed to meet, but then five minutes later changed her mind to say she was already tired and wanted to change her mind. I'm fine with that, actually, because if an escort is tired or sick I'd rather she cancel the meet instead of charging the same hourly rate for subpar service.
OK, so I scroll through the roster and notice this new foid. Only her pricing is *ridiculous*. She did look great and is all-inclusive (i.e. doesn't charge more for anal or anything), but I balk at this price for someone 1) I haven't seen before, 2) doesn't have any reviews, 3) isn't an Instagram model or anything else that IMO rationalizes that pricing. That is NYC pricing, just straight-up absurd in any European city. But the pictures looked really interesting. So after agonizing whether it'd be outrageous for an agency's regular client to barter for a more reasonable price, I texted the receptionist, saying that I apologize if this is out of order, but whether the girl would accept *something slightly less ridiculous*, still more than I've ever paid for an hour of sex.
Five minutes later I get the most cryptic response: "She tells us that she will agree on prices as soon as you decide to meet her as she could change her mind." I mean, it would be reasonable for her to flat-out decline or make a counter-offer -- but really? She wants me to commit to meeting her before she decides whether she would accept a discount? I politely decline, and the receptionist gives the standard "oh we apologize that some foids aren't available, we'll be here anytime you need us".
I thought about looking at other agencies but at that point decided that I would just jack off instead, so I did. The amount of inflation that there is in the sex market lately is just absolutely crazy -- I'm not exaggerating when I say that average pricing for central London agencies has gone up some 50% over the past year. It's insane. I blame COVID for making international travel that much difficult so UK sex buyers cause a demand surge in the domestic market instead of flying off to Bangkok or Berlin, whilst supply remains constant as Russian/EE whores find it more difficult to obtain "tourist" visas.
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