This was legit painful to watch. These cops are the dumbest motherfuckers I've seen in a while. Standing there arguing when they need to be doing their jobs.
Step 1: "Miss, you are being cited and detained for public indecency. Get in the squad car."
Step 2: Arrest the other cunt for having a swimsuit on that exposes her nipples. "Miss, you are also being cited and detained for public indecency. Get in the squad car."
Step 3: "Sir, step away right now or you will be arrested for interfering with police business. You are welcome to follow us to the station and make any phone calls you wish. You may want to bring the ladies' personal effects with you. STEP AWAY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND PUT AWAY THE PHONE, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING."
Step 4: Arrest the fuckboi as well.
Step 5: Take them to the station, write them all citations and summons and boot them out on the street.
What this accomplishes: lesson is taught and all three assholes' lives are now a bit more complicated. They are now obligated to appear in court - which means hiring a lawyer - or they can accept the charges which goes on their record and will float up in every background check. Either way they suffer.
Fucking dumbasses, these cops. I am disappoint.