This YouTuber does The Last Jedi MUCH better than Rian "Cuck" Johnson

[Kointo1]

@KyloRen @Chris_Jones @Minjaze
Even the beginning made me 1,000,000 times more intrigued than when I watched the actual movie. Kylo Ren goes to the planet of Mustafar, where Darth Vader was born. It's waaaaaay better than seeing muh strong asian femoid.

 

[KyloRen]

10/10 until the end, I don't really like flashbacks. Could be reworked.

 

[Kointo1]

10/10 until the end, I don't really like flashbacks. Could be reworked.

The flashback on Naboo? Yeah, maybe he could've skipped over that. It's not needed for people who've already seen AoTC

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Love Star Wars Theory. He's not aspie unlike the other SW youtube channels.

 

[KyloRen]

Rian Johnson is just a Disney shill, he was given orders and he followed them.

For instance, the entire Luke Force Projection thing was done so he could have his moment on the island with the twin suns illusion and he could "die" and become one with the Force. This story was made backwards.

He was ordered to do a "Join me" scene like in The Empire Strikes Back (Vader told Luke they could kill the Emperor together) so he had Kylo kill Snoke so he could tempt Rey to join.

This is why Disney give him a new trilogy to direct, they know he follows orders.

 

[Kointo1]

Love Star Wars Theory. He's not aspie unlike the other SW youtube channels.

Stupendous Wave sounds like an autist, but makes alright videos, aside his LIGHTSABER GIVEAWAY taking up a full 30 seconds. Star Wars Comics and Star Wars Explained are good too.

 

[Kointo1]

Rian Johnson is just a Disney shill, he was given orders and he followed them.

For instance, the entire Luke Force Projection thing was done so he could have his moment on the island with the twin suns illusion. This story was made backwards.

He was ordered to do a "Join me" scene like in The Empire Strikes Back (Vader told Luke they could kill the Emperor together) so he had Kylo kill Snoke so he could tempt Rey to join.

This is why Disney give him a new trilogy to direct, they know he follows orders.

So basically, just repetition.
Also, I just wanted Vader to pop up out of nowhere and force choke that purple haired eesjaydoubleyuh

 

[KyloRen]

Also, I just wanted Vader to pop up out of nowhere and force choke that purple haired eesjaydoubleyuh

Also, what grown man writes a script with a "your mom" joke during the intro and Luke Skywalker drinking titty milk? And who approved it? It's insane.

 

[Kointo1]

Also, what grown man writes a script with a "your mom" joke during the intro and Luke Skywalker drinking titty milk? And who approved it? It's insane.

I don't remember that "joke", but who doesn't remember that green milk scene? Fucking corporate shills attempting to do humor, and failing miserably.

 

[KyloRen]

I don't remember that "joke", but who doesn't remember that green milk scene? Fucking corporate shills attempting to do humor, and failing miserably.

"The First Order reigns supreme!" - OK, then why do they have to chase a handful of ships? Why is them losing ONE dreadnought important? If they reign supreme wouldn't they have many?

Why have two characters get arrested for parking on the beach? What? Why do they talk about animal cruelty but not child slavery? At least The Phantom Menace up front told you that the Jedi do not interfere unless necessary. Why do they find another master codebreaker in jail? Why didn't that guy escape, why coincidentally wait until Finn and Fat Asian get there?

Why does Rey say "THERE IS NO LIGHT LEFT IN KYLO REN" then say "THERE'S STILL GOOD IN HIM, I NEED TO FIND HIM"

Why does Luke decide to kill young Kylo when he didn't kill fricking Darth Vader?

Why does Luke die force projecting?

How can Rey move so many rocks without any training?

Why do Rey's "training" take place in minutes?

Why is Chewie only used for comedic effect?

Why are all the male characters flawed while the female ones perfect and intelligent?

 

[Kointo1]

Why does Luke decide to kill young Kylo when he didn't kill fricking Darth Vader?

Well, this is because Rian Cuckson decided to completely change the character of Luke from a Jedi to some padawan killing crazy old man.

 

[Kointo1]

Why do they talk about animal cruelty but not child slavery? At least The Phantom Menace up front told you that the Jedi do not interfere unless necessary.

Virtue signaling

 

[Deleted member 4159]

"The First Order reigns supreme!" - OK, then why do they have to chase a handful of ships? Why is them losing ONE dreadnought important? If they reign supreme wouldn't they have many?

Poor writing to make Poe look bad

" Why does Rey say "THERE IS NO LIGHT LEFT IN KYLO REN" then say "THERE'S STILL GOOD IN HIM, I NEED TO FIND HIM"

She changed her opinion after their force connection

 

[Kointo1]

Why do they find another master codebreaker in jail? Why didn't that guy escape, why coincidentally wait until Finn and Fat Asian get there?

I think this one may actually make sense. Wasn't the codebreaker a First Order spy, or something like that? Oh wait, but how would they know in advance that they would be put in jail?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Stupendous Wave sounds like an autist, but makes alright videos, aside his LIGHTSABER GIVEAWAY taking up a full 30 seconds. Star Wars Comics and Star Wars Explained are good too.

Yeah, that's who came to mind. Comics and Explained are good too

 

[Cuck]

Why are all the male characters flawed while the female ones perfect and intelligent?

Because Disney is cucked

 

[Kointo1]

Because Disney is cucked

 

[KyloRen]

 

[KyloRen]

She changed her opinion after their force connection

That makes sense. And speaking of which, I don't like the idea of Snoke being the one who created that connection. It should have happened naturally between both of them.

 

[Weirdcel]

I can't get into Star Wars anymore. No Anakin, no care.

 

[Kointo1]

The flashback on Naboo? Yeah, maybe he could've skipped over that. It's not needed for people who've already seen AoTC

Nevermind, you meant all of the flashbacks. I hadn't watched the whole video at that point.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

That makes sense. And speaking of which, I don't like the idea of Snoke being the one who created that connection. It should have happened naturally between both of them.

This movie had such potential. Sending out a hit on Rian now.

 

[Kointo1]

This movie had such potential. Sending out a hit on Rian now.

 

[Deleted member 60]

How can Rey move so many rocks without any training?

Why do Rey's "training" take place in minutes?

meanwhile Kylo has been training since childhood and loses every fight. JFL @ this movie

 

[Kointo1]

 

[Deleted member 3725]

meanwhile Kylo has been training since childhood and loses every fight. JFL @ this movie

Feminist movie. I actually saw this trash. Pushed a female empowahment agenda so hard.

 

[Kointo1]

Feminist movie. I actually saw this trash. Pushed a female empowahment agenda so hard.

There were some parts that I enjoy, but it's like finding diamonds in a pile of shit.