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This wine is the bomb. It makes you feel nice for hours none stop

SIR ETHNICCEL

SIR ETHNICCEL

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Beers and other wines just give me headache, dehydration but this wine is the bomb, its smooth and goes into the blood stream smoothly, doesnt give headache, makes me feel nice for hours even after eating.

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Rich person type wine tbh, I get wine in big bottles for like $5
 
im more of a scotchcel
 
Rich person type wine tbh, I get wine in big bottles for like $5
is it expensive in USA?

Here in Germany its not really expensive at all. By the way i dont drink every day so the small bottle which is even cheaper is enough to make me bubble.

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Idk about this specific brand, I just thought it looked fancy.

In USA wine isn’t that expensive but I always buy the cheapest stuff I can find too
try this brand at least once and see how you feel. Pop a bottle on an empty stomach and see how it blows you away
 
@PPEcel type beverage
 
A $10 chardonnay is such a white mom drink lol
fun fact, did you know that otto von bismarck was the first person to "pop cristal"?

Cristal was first created for Alexander II of Russia, and is viewed by many as the first prestige cuvée.[1] As the political situation in Russia at the time of his rule was unstable, the Tsar feared assassination. Thus when he visited Paris in 1867 for the Exposition Universelle, the Tsar ordered that champagne bottles for the lavish dinner he hosted for the Prussian King Wilhelm I and Chancellor Otto von Bismarck (later termed the Three Emperors Dinner) be made clear, so that he could see the bubbles and also to prevent an explosive being hidden beneath them, as could happen with a typical dark green indented bottle.[2] Louis Roederer commissioned a Flemish glassmaker to create a clear lead glass Champagne bottle with a flat bottom. The Champagne has since become known as "Cristal".[3]

The wine was not commercially available until 1945
 
fun fact, did you know that otto von bismarck was the first person to "pop cristal"?

Cristal was first created for Alexander II of Russia, and is viewed by many as the first prestige cuvée.[1] As the political situation in Russia at the time of his rule was unstable, the Tsar feared assassination. Thus when he visited Paris in 1867 for the Exposition Universelle, the Tsar ordered that champagne bottles for the lavish dinner he hosted for the Prussian King Wilhelm I and Chancellor Otto von Bismarck (later termed the Three Emperors Dinner) be made clear, so that he could see the bubbles and also to prevent an explosive being hidden beneath them, as could happen with a typical dark green indented bottle.[2] Louis Roederer commissioned a Flemish glassmaker to create a clear lead glass Champagne bottle with a flat bottom. The Champagne has since become known as "Cristal".[3]

The wine was not commercially available until 1945
Cristal is for niggers now
 
nigga who the fuck drinks wine except the french
 

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