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[San Salvador]

Hello, goyim; I'm your friendly neighbourhood meme merchant, San Salvador.

San Salvador Meme Company

Here's the price list (The only acceptable currency is Shekelcoin, or $hc):

EVERY USER ON THIS FORUM STARTS WITH 100$hc!

Normie meme: 5$hc
Description: This is your typical normie meme. Your average popular Instagram meme page mass produces low quality versions of them regularly. Here, at SSMC, we value the quality of our memes more than the quantity, which is why SSMC brand normie memes have significantly more spiciness than trash in their mixture, and that sets us apart from other competitors. This meme is also safe to show people not well-versed in meme culture.

Spicy meme: 10$hc
Warning: THIS MEME MAY INDUCE TEMPORARY MEME ALLERGY IN SOME NORMIES!
What is a meme allergy? When some of the memes in this category were shown to normies during the beta testing phase, some normies suddenly developed an extreme reluctance to view memes of any kind, even the most innocent ones. Our scientists at SSMC haven't been able to fully explain this phenomenon, but it is widely theorised that the spiciness of the memes may cause a drastic psychological reaction in meme sensitive normies.
Description: This is the perfect meme for the budget memer, as it is a blend of affordability and spiciness. The memes in this category are ideal to share with other fellow memers.

Strong meme: 50$hc
Warning: THIS MEME WILL INDUCE TEMPORARY MEME ALLERGY IN ALL NORMIES!
Description: This is a high-octane meme, only suitable for the most memetically well-versed of memers. To normies, this meme is always indistinguishable from outright bizarre/absurd content. This is also the best tool for filtering through normies and finding the perfect memers.


HOW CAN YOU EARN MORE SHEKELCOINS?
You can earn more Shekelcoins by posting memes of your own. The meme will be rated from 0-100 in accordance to its spiciness. Based on the score, you will get 0-100 $hc. However, there is also a penalty for posting dead/stale memes, 0-100$hc will be removed from your account based on the staleness of the meme. If you enter debt, you cannot buy memes, and you'll have to repay it.

Account balances of all users who've used the services of SSMC will be displayed publicly, sorting from top to bottom.

Account balances:
1. ArtoriasWolf 150$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. Dunkelheit 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Hello there sir, I would like to purchase two spicy memes please.

 

[San Salvador]

Hello there sir, I would like to purchase two spicy memes please.

Enjoy your memes, sir. Your current account balance is 80$hc

San Salvador Meme Company

 

[Dunkelheit]

1 strong meme pls

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

If this isn't worth at least 300 dodgecoins I don't know what is.

 

[San Salvador]

1 strong meme pls

Enjoy your meme, sir. Your current account balance is 50$hc

San Salvador Meme Company

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If this isn't worth at least 300 dodgecoins I don't know what is.

20$hc for the first meme, pretty spicy, 30$hc for the second meme, very spicy, and 20$hc for the third meme, also pretty spicy. Your current account balance is 150$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Are we able to send memes as gifts to others? Will there be delivery costs?

 

[San Salvador]

Are we able to send memes as gifts to others? Will there be delivery costs?

Yes, but after that, you cannot sell them to SSMC.

San Salvador Meme Company

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I will dedicate this shit meme to the top user that cut a shit in half and also that just got banned:

 

[TheLivingFailure]

I'll just have one normie meme please.

 

[San Salvador]

I'll just have one normie meme please.

Enjoy your meme, sir. Your current account balance is 95$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company
Current account balances:
1. ArtoriasWolf 150$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. TheLivingFailure 95$hc (Purchases: 1 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
3. Dunkelheit 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)

 

[Gremlincel]

Shop still open? I need me a strong meme.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

 

[San Salvador]

This meme gets 5$hc, nothing outstanding or special. Your current account balance is 105$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company

Shop still open? I need me a strong meme.

Enjoy your meme, sir. Your current account balance is 50$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company
Current account balances:
1. ArtoriasWolf 150$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. UnfortunatelyINCEL98 105$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
3. TheLivingFailure 95$hc (Purchases: 1 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
4. Dunkelheit 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)
5. Gremlincel 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)

 

[Dunkelheit]

Give me a spicy meme and 2 normie memes for take out.

 

[San Salvador]

Give me a spicy meme and 2 normie memes for take out.

Enjoy your memes, sir. Your current account balance is 30$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company
Current account balances:
1. ArtoriasWolf 150$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. UnfortunatelyINCEL98 105$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
3. TheLivingFailure 95$hc (Purchases: 1 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
4. Gremlincel 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)
5. Dunkelheit 30$hc (Purchases: 2 normie memes, 1 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)

 

[Dunkelheit]

I'd like to trade in these memes

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[averageblokecel]

 

[towncel]

Hello there sir, I would like to purchase two spicy memes please.

Sounds like a cuck ordering from a fast food place, I won't say please or thank you, it's their job and they probably aren't doing it well enough

 

[San Salvador]

I'd like to trade in these memes

b

30$hc for the first meme; you could've used the one where he accuses his son of trying to steal 10$, 10$hc for the second meme; it's a bit past the expiration date, and 30$hc for the third meme; extra based. Your current account balance is 100$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company

 

[Crustaciouse]

 

[San Salvador]

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40$hc for the first meme; extra spicy, 30$hc for the second meme, and 40$hc for the third meme because of its particular spiciness. Your current account balance is 210$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company

20$hc for the meme; pretty spicy. Your current account balance is 120$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company

 

[averageblokecel]

San Salvador Meme Company

now gimme 1 strong meme and 2 spicy ones please

 

[San Salvador]

Current account balances:
1. averageblokecel 210$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. ArtoriasWolf 150$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
3. Crustaciouse 120$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. UnfortunatelyINCEL98 105$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
5. Dunkelheit 100$hc (Purchases: 2 normie memes, 1 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)
6. TheLivingFailure 95$hc (Purchases: 1 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
7. Gremlincel 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)

now gimme 1 strong meme and 2 spicy ones please

Enjoy your memes, sir. Your current account balance is 140$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company
Current account balances:
1. ArtoriasWolf 150$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
2. averageblokecel 140$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 2 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)
3. Crustaciouse 120$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
4. UnfortunatelyINCEL98 105$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
5. Dunkelheit 100$hc (Purchases: 2 normie memes, 1 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)
6. TheLivingFailure 95$hc (Purchases: 1 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 0 strong memes)
7. Gremlincel 50$hc (Purchases: 0 normie memes, 0 spicy memes, 1 strong memes)

 

[San Salvador]

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! EXTRA, EXTRA!

SSMC IS NOW OFFERING BONUSES FOR CERTAIN USERS!

RICH NIGGA BONUS: The richest user by the end of June will get +150$hc for every meme he uploads during the entire month of July along its rating. He will also be able to buy normie memes for free during the entire month of July (5 per post max). The value of free memes will be added to your inventory like you've bought them. This will repeat the next month.

MEME COLLECTOR BONUS: The user with the most valuable inventory of memes by the end of June will be able to buy all memes for free for the entire month of July (The limit per day is 20 normie memes, 10 spicy memes, and 5 strong memes). The value of free memes will be added to your inventory like you've bought them. This will repeat the next month.

DEAD ASS AVERAGE BONUS: The user with an account containing the number of Shekelcoins closest to the average of all users by the end of June will get 20$hc from each user. If any user has less than 20$hc, he will go into meme debt. This will repeat the next month.

MEMER OF THE DECADE BONUS: The user who uploads a meme that's rated 80-99 (bonuses excluded) will be able to buy spicy memes for free until the end of time(The limit per day is 10). The value of free memes will be added to your inventory like you've bought them. This bonus will only be rewarded once.

MEMER OF THE CENTURY BONUS: The user who uploads a meme that's rated 100 (bonuses excluded) will be able to buy strong memes for free until the end of time (The limit per day is 5). The value of free memes will be added to your inventory like you've bought them. This bonus will only be rewarded once.

L DEBONUS: The poorest user by the end of June will TAKE THE L and lose 10$hc. This will repeat the next month.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

3 normie memes and a strong meme

 

[San Salvador]

3 normie memes and a strong meme

Enjoy your memes, sir. Your current account balance is 85$hc.

San Salvador meme company.

 

[Dunkelheit]

I'd like to order 2 spicy memes and one normie meme

 

[San Salvador]

I'd like to order 2 spicy memes and one normie meme

Enjoy your memes, sir. Your current account balance is 75$hc.

San Salvador Meme Company