NSFW This "Thanksgiving" it is time for "Canadians" to partake in an old unorthodox tradition...

[TheDarkEnigma]

That's right! Any "Canadiancels" that can't ascend should go to their local forest and have sex with the local fauna in the great outdoors! There are a wide range of animals to choose from: wolves, bears, beavers, otters, moose, badgers, geese, grizzly bears, polar bears, brown bears, caribous, reindeers, deers, cougars.

Bestiality is decriminalized in Canada and the government has not fixed it yet

The Supreme Court ruled last year that oral sex with animals is not actually illegal, but the Trudeau government has yet to introduce legislation to fix the gap in the law

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Canadian trapper survives brutal sexual assault by 200-pound beaver

Jackhead | A Canadian trapper claims he has survived a brutal sexual assault by what he calls the "biggest beaver he has ever seen.” Bill O'Connor, 63, was checking his beaver traps near Lake Winnipeg when a large bear-like creature attacked him out of nowhere. O'Connor, who first thought he was

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It is time for "Canadiancels" to go to their local forest before celebrating "Thanksgiving" by eating roadkill at Tim Hortons.

 

[based_meme]

For an American, you really hate Canadians.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

For an American, you really hate Canadians.

It's "Canadians". You gotta put the quotation marks there to show that it's not a real "country" but tries too hard to be different from us by having "Thanksgiving" early.

 

[Divergent_Integral]

There should be a movie about that: The Deerfucker.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

There should be a movie about that: The Deerfucker.

Yeah, there is. It's called Bambi.

Spoiler

 

[Divergent_Integral]

Yeah, there is. It's called Bambi.

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Kek.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

@Wizard32 is proof that "Canadians" like to get kinky with animals.

would you turn down ascension with a smug lioness?

A cat is fine too as long as it's a big cat or some cartoon stretchy cat since obviously IRL housecat vagoo is too tiny for adult men, maybe it would've been fine as shotas but we missed the boat. Also it just feels like giant cats would be more intelligent and mature than house ones, more...

incels.is

 

[Sheogorath]

It's "Canadians". You gotta put the quotation marks there to show that it's not a real "country" but tries too hard to be different from us by having "Thanksgiving" early.

You guys didn't narrow it down to the last Thursday of November until 1863 and it was (((Abraham Lincoln))) who decided on that smack during the middle of the War of Northern Aggression.

2nd October was decided on in 1879 a short 13 years after Confederation in 1876.

Conversely, the USA took 103 years before deciding on a date and it ended up being a guy who slept with other men who decided on it.

@Wizard32 is proof that "Canadians" like to get kinky with animals.

would you turn down ascension with a smug lioness?

A cat is fine too as long as it's a big cat or some cartoon stretchy cat since obviously IRL housecat vagoo is too tiny for adult men, maybe it would've been fine as shotas but we missed the boat. Also it just feels like giant cats would be more intelligent and mature than house ones, more...

incels.is

1) humans are animals
2) still virgin so I can't know if I like sex with anyone/anything
3) even if I fucked Simba's wife and liked it, it wouldn't necessarily mean anything about Canadians in generally enjoying fucking Simba's wife

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

You guys didn't narrow it down to the last Thursday of November until 1863 and it was (((Abraham Lincoln))) who decided on that smack during the middle of the War of Northern Aggression.

2nd October was decided on in 1879 a short 13 years after Confederation in 1876.

Conversely, the USA took 103 years before deciding on a date and it ended up being a guy who slept with other men who decided on it.

You are an American, so you should follow our date.

1) humans are animals
2) still virgin so I can't know if I like sex with anyone/anything
3) even if I fucked Simba's wife and liked it, it wouldn't necessarily mean anything about Canadians in generally enjoying fucking Simba's wife

But admit that this is tradition in "Canada".

 

[Sheogorath]

admit that this is tradition in "Canada".

lions are not even native here, how can it be tradition? is african tradition

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

lions are not even native here, how can it be tradition? is african tradition

No, but fucking moose and beavers are.

 

[Deleted member 30682]

Yeah, there is. It's called Bambi.

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Lol

 

[Sheogorath]

No, but fucking moose and beavers are.

Spoiler: I have never felt the desire to fuck a moose

 

[Caesercel]

This forum literally is a zoo