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This Morning I Realised I dont Want a GF. Hear Me Out

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I couldnt live with another person.
I cant waste energy constantly going out to impress them
I cant bathe and clean myself everyday to impress them
I cant spend money on them since that wud be me being a betabucks.
I cant care about their troubles in life.
I dont care to meet their freinds or family
I dont care to get a job, car or big money to impress them
I dont care if people look down on me for being single. I have gotten way past 
caring what other human devils think of me.

I dont care to act like an alpha monkey. 

All I want is quick sex and then some cuddling and then I want her
to cook food and clean and shut the fuck up until I want sex again
and play video games with me.

However I aint chad and this may not happen. 

Best I remain alone and just escortcel. In fact I am happier alone and just doing my own thing. 
I really dont want someone. I guess I just got caught up in the Stigma of being a Bachelor-cel and felt
I needed someone to prove to society i was a winner but now I see clearly that I am better off alone.

I know this post will go on inceltears and I will be bashed lol.
 
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jvreturns said:
I couldnt live with another person.
I cant waste energy constantly going out to impress them
I cant bathe and clean myself everyday to impress them
I cant spend money on them since that wud be me being a betabucks.
I cant care about their troubles in life.
I dont care to meet their freinds or family
I dont care to get a job, car or big money to impress them
I dont care if people look down on me for being single. I have gotten way past 
caring what other human devils think of me.

I dont care to act like an alpha monkey. 

All I want is quick sex and then some cuddling and then I want her
to cook food and clean and shut the fuck up until I want sex again
and play video games with me.

However I aint chad and this may not happen. 

Best I remain alone and just escortcel. In fact I am happier alone and just doing my own thing. 
I really dont want someone. I guess I just got caught up in the Stigma of being a Bachelor-cel and felt
I needed someone to prove to society i was a winner but now I see clearly that I am better off alone.

I know this post will go on inceltears and I will be bashed lol.

How old are you?
 
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Damn I know your pain.
 
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Wanting to have a Gf as an ugly guy is literally a waste of time, at best you will get some glorified prostitute there.

We will never experience a true, oxytocin deprived female for us.
 
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No matter what you tell yourself, no matter how you rationalize it, you want a girlfriend.
 
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CopingGymcel said:
No matter what you tell yourself, no matter how you rationalize it, you want a girlfriend.

>wanting a gf
> wanting a current, shallow, materialistic, cum bucket, chad chasing entitled bitch which 
most women are today.
 
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jvreturns said:
>wanting a gf
> wanting a current, shallow, materialistic, cum bucket, chad chasing entitled bitch which 
most women are today.

Even though you say all of that, you'd kill at a chance to at least experience a relationship with a girl once. To have someone who cares about you and wants to share her body with you (even if not as much as she wants Chad).
 
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CopingGymcel said:
Even though you say all of that, you'd kill at a chance to at least experience a relationship with a girl once. To have someone who cares about you and wants to share her body with you (even if not as much as she wants Chad).

Cope.
Had many opportunities in the past. 
Still dont want them.

Unless they look like top tier bollywiood hoes who wud suck my dick and cook for me
and give me money.
 
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How about a boyfriend?
 
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And the biggest cope award goes to...
 
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not showering every day, dis is y ur incel.
 
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I would murder my own parents for a looksmatched gf genuinely in love with me.

I'm dying on the inside.
 
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You basically admitted at the end that you do want a girlfriend, just not a real relationship.
 
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That's rare to say.
 
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and you wonder why you're incel
the girls who are actually all about sex and being dominated go after men who ACTUALLY have something to offer. some crusty average joe can't fufill a girl like that.

fucking get out fakecel trash
 
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cyborgglory said:
and you wonder why you're incel
the girls who are actually all about sex and being dominated go after men who ACTUALLY have something to offer. some crusty average joe can't fufill a girl like that.

fucking get out fakecel trash

Something they were born with genetically?

How am I a fakecel for not being born genetically a chad?
 
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jvreturns said:
All I want is quick sex and then some cuddling and then I want her
to cook food and clean and shut the fuck up until I want sex again
and play video games with me.

I think that is what most men want. Can't pay a maid to do this shit for you because she would want to go home and cuddle with her Chad bf. Closest I can get is a maid that will let me fuck her whenever during the day.
 
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I wouldn't want a girlfriend in this day and age either. They're all attention whores that post nudes on reddit for cringey comments. I just want a exclusive girl to fuck when I come home
 
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jvreturns said:
I couldnt live with another person.
I cant waste energy constantly going out to impress them
I cant bathe and clean myself everyday to impress them
I cant spend money on them since that wud be me being a betabucks.
I cant care about their troubles in life.
I dont care to meet their freinds or family
I dont care to get a job, car or big money to impress them
I dont care if people look down on me for being single. I have gotten way past 
caring what other human devils think of me.

I dont care to act like an alpha monkey. 

All I want is quick sex and then some cuddling and then I want her
to cook food and clean and shut the fuck up until I want sex again
and play video games with me.

However I aint chad and this may not happen. 

Best I remain alone and just escortcel. In fact I am happier alone and just doing my own thing. 
I really dont want someone. I guess I just got caught up in the Stigma of being a Bachelor-cel and felt
I needed someone to prove to society i was a winner but now I see clearly that I am better off alone.

I know this post will go on inceltears and I will be bashed lol.

No fuck hearing you out! This is a cope, a cope! if stacy asked to date you right now would you say no? Fuck no.
 
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Me neither

I just want to fuck a girl to get the validation, and ofc feel her body warmth, smell, tits, ass, etc., but actually live with a woman? Hell no, they're proven to be shit people by default.

Unless I find a grill with the same personality as me:

- Laid back as fuck, don't really care about stuff unless it's affecting my day-to-day life
- Likes to stay at home or do something that won't involve too much noise or people, I prefer a bike ride or a walk in the park over clubbing
- Talk about crazy stuff

99% are the oposite of this, and the remaining 1% are compatible but they are too busy looking for chad or being fat
 
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Honestly I kinda agree with OP. I'm not NT enough to do things like meet her friends and family and shit
 
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jvreturns said:
cyborgglory said:
and you wonder why you're incel
the girls who are actually all about sex and being dominated go after men who ACTUALLY have something to offer. some crusty average joe can't fufill a girl like that.
fucking get out fakecel trash
Something they were born with genetically?
How am I a fakecel for not being born genetically a chad?
reading comp
I said the only girls who want that back are going after superior chads
there are girls (especially the ones you mentioned) who would be willing to date you. you turned them down. you could have gotten sex.
fakecel fakecel fakecel fakecel fakecel
 
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cyborgglory said:
reading comp
I said the only girls who want that back are going after superior chads
there are girls (especially the ones you mentioned) who would be willing to date you. you turned them down. you could have gotten sex.
fakecel fakecel fakecel fakecel fakecel

they are subhuman. cant be seen with them..................wud bang if they offered sex freely though.
 
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I don't want a girlfriend either. I just want to fuck girls with big asses, big thighs, and a not to fat waist without having to pay for it.
 
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jvreturns said:
cyborgglory said:
reading comp
I said the only girls who want that back are going after superior chads
there are girls (especially the ones you mentioned) who would be willing to date you. you turned them down. you could have gotten sex.
fakecel fakecel fakecel fakecel fakecel
they are subhuman. cant be seen with them..................wud bang if they offered sex freely though.
congratulations, you aren't incel. You are a true follower of Elliot.
you're treating women like women treat incels..
 

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