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This is what the average fakecel on here looks like

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This is what the average fakecel looks like, he is handsome (worst cases he is a 7/10), he is very insecure and is just autistic, like orb from lookism.
 
Nobody on here looks as good as Orb.
 
Framecel222 said:
Nobody on here looks as good as Orb.

Knajjd, Incelman (Gambler), Sparky, StemCel137
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
Knajjd, Incelman (Gambler), Sparky, StemCel137

Just LOL if you think Knajjd looks as good as this guy. The deformed ethnic midget vs. a prime white slayer.
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2_kqySOwo[/video]

This is what the average fakecel looks like, he is handsome (worst cases he is a 7/10), he is very insecure and is just autistic, like orb from lookism.

Proof is thirsty femoids in the comments.
 
jagged0 said:
Proof is thirsty femoids in the comments.

ik lol "dat beauty hehe so cute luv u personality orbyy xDD"
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
ik lol "dat beauty hehe so cute luv u personality orbyy xDD"

"SO handsome! Do you have facebook or twitter, you seem like an interesting guy tehehehe!"
 
Autismcel is legit. They are not fakecels by any measure as far as I'm concerned. Orb doesn't seem autistic though.
 
Orb reminds me of a handsome Quasimodo
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
Knajjd, Incelman (Gambler), Sparky, StemCel137

He mogs all of them HARD except for Gambler. You gotta consider frame too, Orb has insanely broad shoulders.
 
I used to be in an /r9k/ group and there was this legit 8/10 aryan guy (only took points off because he had a jew nose). It was weird having him there with a bunch of subhumans like me but he was legit autistic. Yet he got a Tinder because of our prodding and not even a day later he lost his virginity to an asian thot and told us all about it before leaving the group. 

Hope things are going okay and you reached your full potential, Daniel.
 
Valinor said:
I used to be in an /r9k/ group and there was this legit 8/10 aryan guy (only took points off because he had a jew nose). It was weird having him there with a bunch of subhumans like me but he was legit autistic. Yet he got a Tinder because of our prodding and not even a day later he lost his virginity to an asian thot and told us all about it before leaving the group. 

Hope things are going okay and you reached your full potential, Daniel.

no words for that story, besides fuck chadcels.
 
Sparky said:
Orb used to be a major framecel though.

I look up to Orb so much. People hate on him but he started out at like a 5/10 with a frame worse than zyros if you see his before pictures. I’ve been trying to find what steroids he used to get such broad clavs by trying to go through his posting history. He was like a year older than me when he started to really looksmax.

I’d urge all of you to go through his posts of you’re hoping to looksmax as they are quite informative.

He jumped from like a 5/10 to an 8/10. Probably one of the biggest jumps I’ve seen.

Really? My best guess is that it was HGH, which would work if he was still young. How old was he?
 
It still feels bad that this board's users mog the whole IT userbase hard. On reddit it felt like we all had some common subhumanity connecting us.
 
Facially I’m not bad looking just my height and my subhuman narrow shouldered frame is a death sentence
 
Sparky said:
I think he used roids for his clavs.

I’m definitely going down the HGH or MK-677 route as roids worry me in terms of losing my hair. There is no history of norwooding in my family but it’d be a disaster if it happened to me as it would kill my prettyboy phenotype.

But you also have to ask yourself if there has been a history of roid usage in your family. Maybe there has been no Norwooding because the critically DHT level was never met but you will artificially raise this level then.
 
modus_coperandi said:
It still feels bad that this board's users mog the whole IT userbase hard. On reddit it felt like we all had some common subhumanity connecting us.

That doesn't make me feel bad at all. Just think about how pissed the roasties and numale faggots must be knowing that a bunch of INCELS are better looking than they are.
 
Sparky said:
I think he used roids for his clavs.

I’m definitely going down the HGH or MK-677 route as roids worry me in terms of losing my hair. There is no history of norwooding in my family but it’d be a disaster if it happened to me as it would kill my prettyboy phenotype.

Dude just go for it, if you have 0 history of MPB then you're fine. Personally I'd love to take gear but I probably won't because there's a ton of norwooding in my family.

And I don't think steroids like test or tren would lengthen clavicles, he must've used HGH. I could be wrong though.
 
are you guys going to post this nerdic mong on every forum like some kind of creepy stalkers?

legit weirdest thing ive ever seen im my life
 
NegroKing said:
Autismcel is legit. They are not fakecels by any measure as far as I'm concerned. Orb doesn't seem autistic though.

I agree with that. Nevertheless, not much of a point on discussing it here. The "incel" with a perfectly chiseled face will blame it on the fact that his philtrum is 0.5mm longer than ideal and, because of that, "it's over".
 

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