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Total Imbecile

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I was watching Hannah Montana the movie earlier this morning and this movie is targeted towards teen girls, so its pretty representative of what they want

Let me introduce you to the main character

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Just look at his neck, he looks like a fucking dinosaur, Im not sure how his neck can be that thick yet his jawline is still very much prominent

My jaw just melts into my neck and my neck is tiny

Pretty much all girls want to be pinned down and fucked by a cowboy ubermensch like him, I cant compete, nobody on this forum can

Im so angry rn, everything is fucked

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Why were you watching Hanna Montana? :dafuckfeels::what:
 
All the most popular tb shows have chad actors in them, that’s why they are the most popular. All the girls just want to look at chads all day.
 
lol why do you spend your time watching Disney Channel garbage for 12 year olds?
 
I was nostalgiamaxxing JFL guys you are focusing on the wrong thing
Too be fair its just another example of lookism in television

I wouldn't watch that brain rotting programming. It will ruin your soul
 
OP's brain has rotted quite a bit, brutal.

He really posts a lot of low IQ trash threads. What the hell was with the one the other day where he was begging for someone to turn him into a slave?
 
Lower third mogs me to another planet
 
Trust me teen chad stayed at home all the time and was working out his neck, he definitely didn´t have time to bang all your teen crushes.
 
his jaw looks like it could survive a sledgehammer hit
 
She pisses on her own car these days...

On video.

Smiling.
 
Miley Cyrus is a dumb annoying whore. She was just on Joe Rogan's podcast and it was insufferable.
 
All of them want chad
 
All the most popular tb shows have chad actors in them, that’s why they are the most popular. All the girls just want to look at chads all day.
 
He really posts a lot of low IQ trash threads. What the hell was with the one the other day where he was begging for someone to turn him into a slave?

Sorry, but I vehemently disagree, total imbecile is absolutely, unequivocally, undeniably one of the highest IQ poster if not the top, not only of this forum but of all forums past , present, future.

Of course, one need to have the ability to read between the lines to fully grasp the timeless wisdom he is espousing.

The only wisdom that can come to his level may only be found sparsely in obscure animes and mangas.

Odd that top 10 body parts foids prefer didn't include neck.
Denzel Washington was able to make millions and millions as a public figure with alot of help from his neck.
 
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Nigga it's not 2007
 
All the most popular tb shows have chad actors in them, that’s why they are the most popular. All the girls just want to look at chads all day.
 
Might as well also watch my little pony now while you’re at it
 
I was watching Hannah Montana the movie earlier this morning and this movie is targeted towards teen girls, so its pretty representative of what they want

Let me introduce you to the main character

MV5BMjE5YTU1YmYtZDc2Ny00YzY4LTkwYTMtOTgxZWEyZDNmNDU4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyOTc5MDI5NjE@._V1_SX1777_CR0,0,1777,962_AL_.jpg


Just look at his neck, he looks like a fucking dinosaur, Im not sure how his neck can be that thick yet his jawline is still very much prominent

My jaw just melts into my neck and my neck is tiny

Pretty much all girls want to be pinned down and fucked by a cowboy ubermensch like him, I cant compete, nobody on this forum can

Im so angry rn, everything is fucked

v3u32.gif
Over for HannahMontanacels
 
I hope he is sub 6ft
 
He's not chad. He has sleepy british isles eyelids.
 
Kind of like Colton, but Colton mogs him to another dimension.

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All the most popular tb shows have chad actors in them, that’s why they are the most popular. All the girls just want to look at chads all day.
 
Accurate, sadly.
 

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