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Blackpill This is what Love Is

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Two young puppy dogs are walking along a trail together, appearing to be happy in each other's presence.

The male puppy dog is genuinely excited! He has his tongue out and is wagging his tail. He feels thrilled and humbled at the same time to be alongside this gorgeous puppy dog girl with the pink ribbon. The male puppy dog is shy and somewhat insecure, so being alongside the gorgeous female puppy dog is the most thrilling and humbling experience of his life!

The female puppy dog is not so impressed, although she certainly fakes her smile.She thought this male puppy dog was cute, but he's too innocent. Being cute and innocent is not what this is all about. No, the female puppy dog just wants the alpha puppy dog, the one that will kill and cheat, and treat people like shit. That's because he's coooool.

And so the female puppy dog, having faked love the whole time, dumps the male puppy dog. The male puppy dog is permanently shattered, eternally broken. He will be full of hate and resentment and self-pity and romantic trepadation, forever cynical, and years later "settles down" and accepts some whore for a wife.

The female puppy dog gets dumped by her new mate real fast, scrambles around desperately, going from male to male and doing dogs drugs. After many years of this this retarded slut "settles down" as some faggot cuck's wife in a content yet unloving marriage.

And that is love and life.
 
Jeezuss, I'm laughing so hard
 
Cope. She wouldnt dump the nice dude if he was actually attractive.
 

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