This is me as a catfish male model, talking to an E.Asian DTF girl

[FACEandLMS]

She's not that hot BTW, I'm just showing you this for shits and giggles. I should have recorded the conversation I had with the 6.5/10 white girl yesterday but I wasn't prepared for that convo. That one happened out of the blue.

I will upload pics of this Asian later. She's not hot, let me stress, especially by Incels.me standards which are high but if you wouldn't date her, you're a vocel. She wanted to speak to me on the phone but all I wanted to do was eat my fucking dinner. I cancelled on her last weekend by the way: we were supposed to meet but I called it off. I will call it off this weekend too.

I will add some of the hot girls from Tinder to "my" whatsapp and talk to them to see if they're just as submissive as this Asian. Notice how she says: "you can call it off if you're too busy", etc.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PMue5OMqo9

"I DONN WANN TU DISTURB YOUR ROUTINE"

 

[whogivesafucc]

I wish I had even 1% of your suave. It actually sounds so legit.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

Lol i know one thing youre deffinitly not a voicecel.
You should confront her by saying: do you really think youre are my looksmatch... i swiped accidently. That will learn them.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

FOR CHAD O N L Y

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

record the hot girls[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif] convo pls, tag me in them so I don't miss them [/font]

 

[NYincel]

Hey are you the FACEandLMS Guy from YT?????

 

[St.Tropez]

Fuark she sounds so sweet and accommodating.
Females are so wonderful tbh.

 

[CopingGymcel]

You're so fucking NT. It's so over

 

[FACEandLMS]

Hey are you the FACEandLMS Guy from YT?????

yes

 

[imbored21]

You sound like a normal guy not an aspie.

 

[lakb]

Aren't you black? You sound white as hell

 

[LeagueEuW]

I want ur voice

 

[Octopusgun2]

You're so fucking NT. It's so over

I’m as NT. Probably even more since I say bold things towards femoids with ease as if there isn’t any consequences whatsoever.

 

[LeagueEuW]

I’m as NT. Probably even more since I say bold things towards femoids with ease as if there isn’t any consequences whatsoever.

there's always consequences as an ugly male

 

[takurak]

'Are you gonna die' 'it sounds like your cold is sitll bad'

and you said it with no joking emotion. Invisible you obviously fail at being NT and are clearly an aspie mentalcel volcel. FUAAARKRK EK GTFO

 

[dr-problematic]

idk man, a bit weak trolling game, u need to step up jokes n sht

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'Are you gonna die' 'it sounds like your cold is sitll bad'

and you said it with no joking emotion. Invisible you obviously fail at being NT and are clearly an aspie mentalcel volcel. FUAAARKRK EK GTFO

yea, that was pretty cringy tbh, i turned of after that

 

[FACEandLMS]

'Are you gonna die' 'it sounds like your cold is sitll bad'

and you said it with no joking emotion. Invisible you obviously fail at being NT and are clearly an aspie mentalcel volcel. FUAAARKRK EK GTFO

You are overthinking things. I am speaking to a sub5 Asian who I will never meet. It's hardly going to be a deep conversation.

LOL@thinking I'm aspie. I don't care what you think anyway.

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Aren't you black? You sound white as hell

I probably sound white anyway but I have to ramp up my "whiteness" during these phonecalls cuz my male model is white.

 

[takurak]

You are overthinking things. I am speaking to a sub5 Asian who I will never meet. It's hardly going to be a deep conversation.

LOL@thinking I'm aspie. I don't care what you think anyway.

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I probably sound white anyway but I have to ramp up my "whiteness" during these phonecalls cuz my male model is white.

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I don't know dude .. maybe its just how your voice is

 

[BonePressed]

Whoa, how do you talk to people so normally

 

[FACEandLMS]

Whoa, how do you talk to people so normally

Cuz the only thing holding me back is my looks.

 

[mikepence]

You are overthinking things. I am speaking to a sub5 Asian who I will never meet. It's hardly going to be a deep conversation.

LOL@thinking I'm aspie. I don't care what you think anyway.

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I probably sound white anyway but I have to ramp up my "whiteness" during these phonecalls cuz my male model is white.

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Had no idea you weren't lol. i guess you can't notice that when you're listening to a foreign accent.

 

[mylifeistrash]

For anyone who still doesn't get it

OP is proving that it's 100% VISUAL

LOOKS

FACE

LOOKS
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[Mahlo]

I will NEVER have a Vaginaoid giving me this type of attention. HOYL FUCK if I were good looking vagina monsters would be re-organizing their entire schedule around me. Chad is living a harem anime IN REAL LIFE.

Too much blackpill

 

[Homosapicuckus]

Aren't you black? You sound white as hell

 

[Indari]

this is epic

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Sounds like she like you a lot. At least this way you can understand what it's like to be a chad in some ways.

If I was you I would get her to moan my name.

 

[Grotesque]

I will never ever have a 4+ female talk to me like that.

Send me to Brazil to have my face chopped off and shoved up my ass while I'm still alive somehow.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

wait are you invisible? lmao, you didn't troll her or anything though. you should actually show up with a video camera. tho they would probably give you 20 to life for wasting her time

 

[Entropy]

Calling girls on the phone actually works!? I wonder if it would for a 5.5/10 white guy setting up a date from tinder, maybe she would flake on him for being too old school and direct, or maybe it would make setting the date and logistics easier because you don't always have to text "are you free this day" "oh ok you're working are you free that day" "oh ok cool lets meet for coffee at xyz time at abc place outside fgh train station"

 

[_incelinside]

Lmao so fucking jealous of NTs. Im a stuttering awkward mess ordering pizza over the phone, can't imagine doing this

 

[QuantumDummy]

3 seconds in and I feel like I need a shower.

 

[St.Tropez]

Calling girls on the phone actually works!? I wonder if it would for a 5.5/10 white guy setting up a date from tinder, maybe she would flake on him for being too old school and direct, or maybe it would make setting the date and logistics easier because you don't always have to text "are you free this day" "oh ok you're working are you free that day" "oh ok cool lets meet for coffee at xyz time at abc place outside fgh train station"

No,not even my female.friend.pick up the phone when I call them. Let alone tinder matches. 

This is some serious Chad territory right here.

 

[Masculinist]

Wait @faceandlms do you also have a whatsapp profile photo of the male model? I remember those times I used to catfish like that but on whatsapp, but I couldn't have a pp so I just set it empty cuz otherwise my friends would have been like wtf who is that

 

[spinelesscactus]

You're good. You're so smooth.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Sounds like she like you a lot. At least this way you can understand what it's like to be a chad in some ways.

If I was you I would get her to moan my name.

The understatement of the year, and its only January btw.

Listen how excited she sound and how apologetic she is for possibly disturbing his routine. Shes totally 100% in love. It must hurt knowing that you are sufficiently NT and check literally every box except for being good looking. You are so close to having it all but still so far all because of something thats out of your control. This is brutal.

 

[anincelforlifelol]

Fuark she sounds so sweet and accommodating.
Females are so wonderful tbh.

Reported.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Wait @faceandlms do you also have a whatsapp profile photo of the male model? I remember those times I used to catfish like that but on whatsapp, but I couldn't have a pp so I just set it empty cuz otherwise my friends would have been like wtf who is that

Yes i have a pp. I'm using a burner phone.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Have you tried to catfish as a Tyrone?

 

[Akarin]

I've lasted 2 seconds. Phone calls make me cringe as hell.

 

[TheVman]

I WOULD DO THIS TOO BUT I HAVE SUCH A CUCKED VOICE. with your accent you sound chaddy ish.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Have you tried to catfish as a Tyrone?

Nope. Apparently BBC Game is cope. To be successful, you need to be white, 5+ and NT.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Nope. Apparently BBC Game is cope. To be successful, you need to be white, 5+ and NT.

Holy shit. Not even black male models? It's ogre.

 

[Torment]

Come to the States and run British accent game.

 

[Cuck-Damage]

dat lisp

 

[FACEandLMS]

Come to the States and run British accent game.

When I was there, no one gave much of a shit cuz my face is shit.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

When I was there, no one gave much of a shit cuz my face is shit.

imagine if she knew who she was really talking to lmao, you would probably be charged with a crime

 

[Uglychad]

You sounded more aspie and creepy than I thought u would tbh

 

[FACEandLMS]

You sounded more aspie and creepy than I thought u would tbh

Shut the fuck up, you stupid friendless autist.

 

[Uglychad]

Shut the fuck up, you stupid friendless autist.

You did tho

Legit creep

 

[Captvic]

Just lol at how simple and easy that is all because of LOOKS