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My goal is to stick my dick into a reasonably attractive woman (at least 7/10) at least one time prior to my 40th birthday without paying for it. And this is what I am planning to do:

- Fuck 100 whores
- Lose 100 pounds
- Read 100 PUA/dating books or books on sex.
- Save up 100k Euros in 5 years.
- Learn 100 romantic songs on guitar
- Smalltalk to 100 Roasties and train it hard (this one will be easy as I deal with Roasties in my job)
- Buy a set of €100+ pieces of clothing
- Approach 1000 girls like uninstall
- Work out and get slightly ripped but not to much only well defined.
- Install/use each and every online dating app.
- Use forums/facebook groups to search for women.
- Also considering to get a bachelors degree but this one might be hard

YES I KNOW....some of these things are cucked or close to/considered betabuxxing. And yeah you will say it's cope but it's not since what else do I have to do with my life anyway? Sit at home playing vidya? I can still do that when I'm 50 but at 50 it's over as far as fucking goes. I don't give a fuck. My dick needs to go into a good looking woman unpaid once in my fucking life so if you have a problem with it go ahead and kill yourselves!! Thank you for understanding.

I am sure if I do ALL OF THIS then there will be rewards to reap and if it turns out I get nothing in return then at the very least I know it's over.
 
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- Lose 100 pounds
Legit this is the only one that will do you any good. Looks are the only think you can change that will help, and you can only change certain things. Weight is one.
 
Legit this is the only one that will do you any good. Looks are the only think you can change that will help, and you can only change certain things. Weight is one.

The others should also help since I believe I might be a mentalcel with a normie tier face. I just don't know for sure because I never looksmaxxed.
 
My goal is to stick my dick into a reasonably attractive woman (at least 7/10) at least one time prior to my 40th birthday without paying for it. And this is what I am planning to do:

- Fuck 100 whores
- Lose 100 pounds
- Read 100 PUA/dating books or books on sex.
- Save up 100k Euros in 5 years.
- Learn 100 romantic songs on guitar
- Smalltalk to 100 Roasties and train it hard (this one will be easy as I deal with Roasties in my job)
- Buy a set of €100+ pieces of clothing
- Approach 1000 girls like uninstall
- Work out and get slightly ripped but not to much only well defined.
- Install/use each and every online dating app.
- Use forums/facebook groups to search for women.
- Also considering to get a bachelors degree but this one might be hard

YES I KNOW....some of these things are cucked or close to/considered betabuxxing. And yeah you will say it's cope but it's not since what else do I have to do with my life anyway? Sit at home playing vidya? I can still do that when I'm 50 but at 50 it's over as far as fucking goes. I don't give a fuck. My dick needs to go into a good looking woman unpaid once in my fucking life so if you have a problem with it go ahead and kill yourselves!! Thank you for understanding.

I am sure if I do ALL OF THIS then there will be rewards to reap and if it turns out I get nothing in return then at the very least I know it's over.
JFL it is usually over by 21 if you haven't had sex. The best you could hope for now is to betabuxx or pump and dump single moms.
 
The others should also help since I believe I might be a mentalcel with a normie tier face. I just don't know for sure because I never looksmaxxed.
No such thing. You either have a actual diagnosed disease (autism, paranoia, etc.), or you are ugly.
 
No such thing. You either have a actual diagnosed disease (autism, paranoia, etc.), or you are ugly.

I have been morbidly obese my entire life so you can not tell for sure.
JFL it is usually over by 21 if you haven't had sex. The best you could hope for now is to betabuxx or pump and dump single moms.

Pump and dump a single mom would be perfectly sufficient for me tbh. It is like a gazillion times better than being a kissless virgin at 40.
 
I have been morbidly obese my entire life so you can not tell for sure.


Pump and dump a single mom would be perfectly sufficient for me tbh. It is like a gazillion times better than being a kissless virgin at 40.
Imagine if u have chad bones under all the fat, and all the years wasted :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
I'd laugh at you if you weren't a fat volcel. So lose weight and stay away from here until you know if you're actually ugly or not.
 
the sooner you start the better, i coped until i was 30 so maybe don't do that
 
How can you plot to win 100 k$ in five years if you don't even have a Bachelor ? Good luck anyway, but a lot of these wishes look really delusional ... Even more if combined.
 
How can you plot to win 100 k$ in five years if you don't even have a Bachelor ? Good luck anyway, but a lot of these wishes look really delusional ... Even more if combined.

I live in a very rich area. 100k in 5 years is possible without a bachelor.
the sooner you start the better, i coped until i was 30 so maybe don't do that

I'm almost 40.
I'd laugh at you if you weren't a fat volcel. So lose weight and stay away from here until you know if you're actually ugly or not.

I was down with my weight at one time. Vast majority of women don't find me attractive even then but I am not totally invisible to them. Guess with gymcelling I might make it to a 5/10 or so. Might be enough for a 40 yo single mom maybe...
 
honestly anything is possible except fuck a woman without paying who isn't ugly around the age of 40, lmao
 
honestly anything is possible except fuck a woman without paying who isn't ugly around the age of 40, lmao

Well what do I have to lose though. Losing weight and eating less McDonalds can't harm anyway. Fucking a hundred whores would be a nice experience. And I can always drop the 100k on a nice flat in which I can LDAR if it fails.
 

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