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Experiment This is a rough rubric of how I rank people in life (male SMV)

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Let's say life is an RPG. How would you rank people, such that some are just better than others? This would correlate highly with a real life SMV. Here's what my categories would look like:

10 categories, 10 points each:

Face
1/10 is deformed n shiite, 10/10 is meeks

Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.

0/10 for me

Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews, too lazy to detail out what's in between , but at 1/10 you have abbos


Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.


Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.


Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan

Intelligence
10- Elon Musk/ Eric Weinstein/ etc.
8- Elite college thru merit
7- STEM degree
5- Normie collegefag
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard


Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause

10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level
8- You actually volunteer shit
6- You donate shit
5- You don't care
4- internet troll
3- You bullied someone before
1- rapist

Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza



Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass



According to my own metric I am 35/100
 
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I rate you to go ER
 
I rate you to go ER

ELLIOT RODGER, according to my own scale:
Face= 7/10
Height= 1/10
Race = 5/10
Wealth = 7/10
Social Status (when he was alive) = 4/10
Skills = 2/10
Intelligence = 5/10
Morality = 2/10
Personality = 2/10
Athleticism = 5/10

40/100, Elliot is better than me when he was alive
 
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37/100 but I gave myself a 7 for race because I'm a mixture of British, Irish, German and Native American.
 
According to my own scale:
Face= 7/10
Height= 1/10
Race = 5/10
Wealth = 7/10
Social Status (when he was alive) = 4/10
Skills = 2/10
Intelligence = 5/10
Morality = 2/10
Personality = 2/10
Athleticism = 5/10

40/100, Elliot is better than me when he was alive
I wish I was as wealthy and good looking as him
 
Face
1/10 is deformed n shiite, 10/10 is meeks
Screen Shot 2014 07 12 at 110553 PM
 
KYS fakecel
ELLIOT'S FACE is 7/10

I did not rate my face specifically, I gave myself an ambiguous total of 35/100. Elliot got 40/100
For all intents and purposes, there's no practical need to be beyond their level of intellect
Why do you r8 nordic aryans so high? Just askin

It's his own rating, not PSL rating necessarily.

All races are generally jealous of them, due to Gobbels' indelible propaganda
 
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Too simple. You need to multiply each rating by importance. For example

face * 1
height * 0.9
personality * 0.01
 
Be careful how you answer boyos.... You don't want to get a warning for bragging...

I rate myself a **/100
 
Too simple. You need to multiply each rating by importance. For example

face * 1
height * 0.9
personality * 0.01

I'm being VERY generous to our bluepilled guests- they have 60 points of non-looks related criteria to prove themselves. But even with that it's extremely difficult for uglies to rack a lot of points in those criteria anyway.
Be careful how you answer boyos.... You don't want to get a warning for bragging...

I rate myself a **/100
Now I wish I included a poll so I could know where incels generally are. I would imagine most would be around 25-40
 
Face
2.5/10 ance scar ridden nigger nose small mouth faggot

Height
1.5/10 5'8.5

Race
2/10 ricecel from sea, need i say more?


Wealth
3= lower middle class


Social Status
2- 1 text a day at most, mostly from family and thats about it


Skills/ Accomplishments
1- I think chris chan has done more than me

Intelligence
2.5- 2 digit iq retainee who would still be in high school at 20.


Morality
4/10- I'm not really that bad irl, but talk shit a lot in games

Personality/Charisma
1-, I think cho has a more charisma than me.

Athleticism-
1/10, I'm a fucking useless weak fatass that falls sick a lot.

overall 20.5/100 its fucking over
 
ELLIOT RODGER, according to my own scale:
Face= 7/10
Height= 1/10
Race = 5/10
Wealth = 7/10
Social Status (when he was alive) = 4/10
Skills = 2/10
Intelligence = 5/10
Morality = 2/10
Personality = 2/10
Athleticism = 5/10

40/100, Elliot is better than me when he was alive
height=1/10?
he was 5'9, so my 5'7.5 must be fucking 0.5/10
 
ELLIOT RODGER, according to my own scale:
Face= 7/10
Height= 1/10
Race = 5/10
Wealth = 7/10
Social Status (when he was alive) = 4/10
Skills = 2/10
Intelligence = 5/10
Morality = 2/10
Personality = 2/10
Athleticism = 5/10

40/100, Elliot is better than me when he was alive
Face 7/10 :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: not even close
 
White - automatic 10 in everything, its like starting with a fully specd out character thanks to microtransactions, easymode

Nonwhite and good looking - 5

Nonwhite and ugly - 1
 
White - automatic 10 in everything, its like starting with a fully specd out character thanks to microtransactions, easymode

Nonwhite and good looking - 5

Nonwhite and ugly - 1

That's another good way of judging race on this scale
 
Face 1/10
Height 4/10
Race 8/10
Wealth 2/10
Social Status 3/10
Accomplishments 2/10
Intelligence 5/10
Morality 5/10
Personality 5/10
Athleticism 4/10
Total 39/100
 

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