SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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Let's say life is an RPG. How would you rank people, such that some are just better than others? This would correlate highly with a real life SMV. Here's what my categories would look like:
10 categories, 10 points each:
Face
1/10 is deformed n shiite, 10/10 is meeks
Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.
0/10 for me
Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews, too lazy to detail out what's in between , but at 1/10 you have abbos
Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.
Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.
Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan
Intelligence
10- Elon Musk/ Eric Weinstein/ etc.
8- Elite college thru merit
7- STEM degree
5- Normie collegefag
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard
Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause
10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level
8- You actually volunteer shit
6- You donate shit
5- You don't care
4- internet troll
3- You bullied someone before
1- rapist
Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza
Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass
According to my own metric I am 35/100
10 categories, 10 points each:
Face
1/10 is deformed n shiite, 10/10 is meeks
Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.
0/10 for me
Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews, too lazy to detail out what's in between , but at 1/10 you have abbos
Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.
Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.
Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan
Intelligence
10- Elon Musk/ Eric Weinstein/ etc.
8- Elite college thru merit
7- STEM degree
5- Normie collegefag
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard
Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause
10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level
8- You actually volunteer shit
6- You donate shit
5- You don't care
4- internet troll
3- You bullied someone before
1- rapist
Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza
Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass
According to my own metric I am 35/100
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