This guy suicides via snake. What creative methods do you guys have?

[BoltzmanOscillate]

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=6db_1506391167

 

[builderseed]

drunken hypothermia

 

[Deleted member 3291]

death by possession of lolicon

 

[Indari]

going ER in the persona 5 protagonist outfit

 

[builderseed]

death by possession of lolicon

fucking brutal

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

death by possession of lolicon

Move to Canada for that. Or the UK

 

[builderseed]

fapping to death

objectively the best method of suicide humankind has yet to achieve

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

the funniest would to make a magic show and tell the kids you can make your brain fly then blow it out of your head with a magnum revolver and then it lands all over the kids

Unfortunately you would not be around to see it

 

[builderseed]

the funniest would to make a magic show and tell the kids you can make your brain fly then blow it out of your head with a magnum revolver and then it lands all over the kids

magnum might not be enough, might wanna try #1 buckshot

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

objectively the best method of suicide humankind has yet to achieve

Death via sex is better. Cant have sex? Go rape someone, you will die anyway.

yeah but you could have your friend record it and livestream it

You still wont see it.

 

[builderseed]

no what about a sawed off 10 gauge double barrel and you fire both barrels

 

[builderseed]

oh shit imagine the mess it would be raining your blood and bits of your skull and brain on the kids

i mean, you saw what one 12G shell did to shauiby, and we don't even know what load he was using.

 

[builderseed]

2 10 gauge shells at once would be close to a 50 bmg head wound i would imagine

why stop at 10 gauge, why not use a 20mm HE shell

 

[Rice Cel]

A nice big package of allahu akhbar

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

A nice big package of allahu akhbar

I would do it in tbe name of the Dali Lama. Im not Buddhist but it would fuck with them lol.

 

[IronMike]

fapping to death

You want someone to find your dead body butt naked with dried cum on your hands?

 

[Deleted member 1410]

suicide bombing a synagogue.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

objectively the best method of suicide humankind has yet to achieve

Some kid from Brazil did that, you can look it up.
Overdose from coffee.

 

[builderseed]

Some kid from Brazil did that, you can look it up.

i think i read about it on facebook in 2011 maybe it was in 2010 idk

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

suicide by sex

 

[Dekim]

Energy drinks overdose.