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JFL this dude...

xmiserablesoul

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6'7 personality
 
He'd be a member here if he was average height
 
this boils my blood
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He doesnt even have to lift a finger to tidy or groom himself, he knows he can laze around all day playing LoL and women will throw themselves at him :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee:
 
This cuckold barely imagines that nowadays you have to be over 1.84 tall and, on top of that, have a suitable face that doesn't exude soy.
 
>loves tech and LoL
>working out

hmm :feelsseriously:
 
this boils my blood
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He doesnt even have to lift a finger to tidy or groom himself, he knows he can laze around all day playing LoL and women will throw themselves at him :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee:
fr meanwhile im here killing myself by working out and i would look like a little kid next to this neckbeard
 
He'd be a member here if he was average height
im usually face > height but in cases where you mog 99% of men then you the odds are in your favor
 
FUCK THIS SHIT :lasereyes: :lasereyes:
 
the backpain should BE totally worth it. lanklet tallfag cuck face
 
more context: this dude is talking to a girl that i used to talk to, how tf can i compete when giants can show up? its over
 
even though he looks like an ugly nerd, foids will still chase him because height > all
 
more context: this dude is talking to a girl that i used to talk to, how tf can i compete when giants can show up? its over
havent talked to her in like 2 months and shes already getting rizzed up by a 6'7 neckbeard
 
havent talked to her in like 2 months and shes already getting rizzed up by a 6'7 neckbeard
Deadass? Shit is brutal, you need to slide on his bitch ass and show him who's who (in videogame)
 
Ever if i removed his
havent talked to her in like 2 months and shes already getting rizzed up by a 6'7 neckbeard
JFL you can be an irl loser, maybe even worse than some here, as long as you are taller than 99.9% of everyone you literally cannot fail as a man.
 
Deadass? Shit is brutal, you need to slide on his bitch ass and show him who's who (in videogame)
i'm 5'9 dude, i would look like a little kid next to him even tho i have more muscle mass
 
i'm 5'9 dude, i would look like a little kid next to him even tho i have more muscle mass
Prehistoric humans- let's take down this 12 ton mammoth with sticks

Modern humans- "Muhhh I'm 5'7 and he's 6 foot, how am i gonna stand a chance against him"
 
Prehistoric humans- let's take down this 12 ton mammoth with sticks

Modern humans- "Muhhh I'm 5'7 and he's 6 foot, how am i gonna stand a chance against him"
weightclasses exist in fighting sports for a reason
 
Prehistoric humans- let's take down this 12 ton mammoth with sticks

Modern humans- "Muhhh I'm 5'7 and he's 6 foot, how am i gonna stand a chance against him"
a jew made favela of individuals against other individuals.
 
weightclasses exist in fighting sports for a reason
You really need me to explain this for you? Use your brain.

1. There's a huge difference between a sanctioned fight with rules and an outside situation where anything goes.

2. It's not like you're some turbomanlet and he's Hafthor bjornsson. Mark Hunt, mike tyson and Daniel Cormier was 5'10 and knocking out giga tallfags

3. He's probably ldar all day so the strength difference isn't going to be that big
 
Again, imagine if our caveman ancestors went

"oh that guy is slightly taller and heavier than me, I'm not going to be able to beat him completely unarmed, so I'll just submit and hide/run away"

instead of going for massive predatory animals, and using equalizers such as fire or bludgeons against tallfags
 
Again, imagine if our caveman ancestors went

"oh that guy is slightly taller and heavier than me, I'm not going to be able to beat him completely unarmed, so I'll just submit and hide/run away"

instead of going for massive predatory animals, and using equalizers such as fire or bludgeons against tallfags
are you saying i show saw off the tallfags legs instead of ldaring in my basement
 
You really need me to explain this for you? Use your brain.

1. There's a huge difference between a sanctioned fight with rules and an outside situation where anything goes.

2. It's not like you're some turbomanlet and he's Hafthor bjornsson. Mark Hunt, mike tyson and Daniel Cormier was 5'10 and knocking out giga tallfags

3. He's probably ldar all day so the strength difference isn't going to be that big
Just be Mike Tyson bro.

In Gmod rp, if you ahave the same gear, you would need to get this nigga on the ground because the range he have is too much, then you can beat the fuck out of his lanky playermodel and head with ease. Also you could ask the server owner for a gun bc unlike women they don't care about the height of his playermodel in gmod, so theres that.
 
In Gmod rp, if you ahave the same gear, you would need to get this nigga on the ground because the range he have is too much, then you can beat the fuck out of his lanky playermodel and head with ease. Also you could ask the server owner for a gun bc unlike women they don't care about the height of your playermodel in gmod, so theres that.
This is what I was implying in the first place, but he's being retarded and thinking it's some sanctioned professional fight so I had to give examples
 
Looks like the type of guy who talks about a fiance he doesn't have.
 
Again, imagine if our caveman ancestors went

"oh that guy is slightly taller and heavier than me, I'm not going to be able to beat him completely unarmed, so I'll just submit and hide/run away"

instead of going for massive predatory animals, and using equalizers such as fire or bludgeons against tallfags
they didn't go around fighting large predatory animals 1v1 though
 
This is what I was implying in the first place, but he's being retarded and thinking it's some sanctioned professional fight so I had to give examples
well fair point, i guess they weren't being like "ok let's make sure we follow the rules of the hunt, no nut shots or hair pulling pls"
 
Brutal, at least he know the blackpill. This is why blackpilled chads should not be allowed here.
 
this boils my blood
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He doesnt even have to lift a finger to tidy or groom himself, he knows he can laze around all day playing LoL and women will throw themselves at him


Do women REALLY throw themselves at him though?

About a year ago my oldest niece was 19 and had never had a BF. She's tall and blonde and pretty, but not in a conventional Stacey way, more of a Becky. But she's somewhat aspie and a big nerd / gamer, because, well her entire clan is that way, @Defetivecuckachu included :feelshaha:

There is a point to this story, I'm getting there!

When she was a teenager and single there was always a gaggle of about 4 or 5 nerd gamer guys tagging along orbiting her.
(Tbf they all used to game online together most nights, so it was orbiting that grew out of them all being the gamer nerds together when they were little children at school.)

One of them was a talldouche like this guy here.
But fatter and even less groomed. Wore a heavy black jacket that needed a wash, even in the summertime.
He was a complete cock, always talked a bit louder than the others, like he felt his height gave him a certain status. Always saying things that he considered funny, and then laughing at them himself. (Usually attempts to burn things or people he thought were beneath him.)

My niece even came to family new years' eve at my house last year [NYE is in the summertime here, and cuckachu manor is the only property anyone in the family owns that has a bit of land around it and can fit a decent sized party. And as I said we're all a bit non-NT so apparently I'm the only one who seems to know how to host an all-day house party with non-stop drinks and food and music and a chill time, and a lawn where the kids can run around and play with my dog. So my parents, some older aunts and uncles and cousins, and my sisters and their families usually come and spend the afternoon/ evening at my place. I'm always the one asking them and my mother and I do pretty much all the catering on the day. But everyone always comes, year after year, even the teenagers. So it must be an ok party. Feels good man!]
She had her regular gang of orbiters with her, and as usual you could often hear talldouche over the music. I assumed they would leave and go somewhere cool later but they stayed all night. Around 11pm I noticed the absence of talldouche making lame jokes and then laughing at them himself. I soon saw why, my niece was making out with one of the other nerd boys.

It was super wholesome, he's her bf now and I've got to know him a little bit, seems like a nice dude. Their non-NT nerd friends-to-fucking story should give any youngcels a little bit of hope.

In my youth I'd have been very jealous, why was there never ever a tall pretty blonde autistic gamer girl for me when I was a teenaged nerd just out of high school? Etc. But I'm sufficiently old and white pilled that it all just looks like part of the beautiful circle of life to me now.

The REAL win is that we don't seem to see or hear from that INSUFFERABLE talldouche any more. All of the rest of them still game online several nights a week. But talldouche has vanished. I want to commiserate with a fellow incel, but I just really REALLY did not like that fag. At all.
 
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This cuckold barely imagines that nowadays you have to be over 1.84 tall and, on top of that, have a suitable face that doesn't exude soy.
you underestimate the thirst those whores noodles have for cumskin cock
plenty would open their legs for this retard
 
100% he will get with a noodlewhore
 
That's NBA height.
 
you underestimate the thirst those whores noodles have for cumskin cock
plenty would open their legs for this retard


If they were 100% whores there would be no virgin truecels, they are just whores with what pleases, and in this case, he doesn't please, he really is a manlet, his demands are at an atomic level.
 

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