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This Dantes Inferno Game is giga cucked

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So this nigger Dante goes through all these layers of hell just to rescue his blown out roastie wife, and along the way she ends up cucking him with Satan.

Then Satan turns her into this demon bitch, and he has to go through all of these trials to save her. Later it's revealed that he had her brother killed. The dude is honestly just a massive prick.

Then he saves her or whatever, and then he fights Satan (and the boss fight was lame, and he's swinging around his pp)

Overall they could have done so much with this game, but it's such a bummer that the story falls so flat. It almost feels like a humiliation ritual.

I think the only cool parts were the designs of the characters and the levels.

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I guess there was supposed to be a sequel because it ends on a cliffhanger, but I doubt it will ever get made.
 
I'm still thinking about playing this game since seeing a preview of it in CD-Action in 2008 (I think it was E3). Maybe it's time to play it to finally tell my brain to shut the fuck up and empty the space :feelskek:
 
I'm still thinking about playing this game since seeing a preview of it in CD-Action in 2008 (I think it was E3). Maybe it's time to play it to finally tell my brain to shut the fuck up and empty the space :feelskek:
Do it brocel! If you like the god of war type gameplay it's very similar.
 
Never finished it but enjoy what I played of it, story sounds similar to the shadows of the damned game which I didn't mind.

Game was slap stick as fuck but the some of the sceneries were pretty cool. One of the better lesser known games on 360/ps3 era.
 
Devil may cry from temu
 
So this nigger Dante goes through all these layers of hell just to rescue his blown out roastie wife, and along the way she ends up cucking him with Satan.

Then Satan turns her into this demon bitch, and he has to go through all of these trials to save her. Later it's revealed that he had her brother killed. The dude is honestly just a massive prick.

Then he saves her or whatever, and then he fights Satan (and the boss fight was lame, and he's swinging around his pp)

Overall they could have done so much with this game, but it's such a bummer that the story falls so flat. It almost feels like a humiliation ritual.

I think the only cool parts were the designs of the characters and the levels.

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What system is this for and why haven't you checked out reviews before buying it?
 
Never finished it but enjoy what I played of it, story sounds similar to the shadows of the damned game which I didn't mind.

Game was slap stick as fuck but the some of the sceneries were pretty cool. One of the better lesser known games on 360/ps3 era.
Yeah, certain aspects were pretty cool, but the story was just ridiculous.
 
What system is this for and why haven't you checked out reviews before buying it?
It wasn't that bad tbh, I think I'm just over exaggerating. It's probably like a 4/10.

I think it's only for ps3 and xbox 360. Might also be on the psp but not sure.

I was playing it on backwards compatibility with the Xbox one.
 
Never finished it but enjoy what I played of it, story sounds similar to the shadows of the damned game which I didn't mind.

Game was slap stick as fuck but the some of the sceneries were pretty cool. One of the better lesser known games on 360/ps3 era.
Spec ops the line was good too!
 
It wasn't that bad tbh, I think I'm just over exaggerating. It's probably like a 4/10.

I think it's only for ps3 and xbox 360. Might also be on the psp but not sure.

I was playing it on backwards compatibility with the Xbox one.
Do you have the xbox one or one s? :D

Also, the backward compatibility is a nice thing. At last, something nice from Microsoft for a change.

I like picking up xbox 360 games because of it.
 
Do you have the xbox one or one s? :D

Also, the backward compatibility is a nice thing. At last, something nice from Microsoft for a change.

I like picking up xbox 360 games because of it.
Just the og xbox one. I used to have the x one but I sold it way back.

Do you brocel?
 
Just the og xbox one. I used to have the x one but I sold it way back.

Do you brocel?
I have the xbox one s, xbox one x and an xbox series x, but that one is hardware banned.

And not done by me. I had specifically bought it as hardware banned because I only wanted to play offline games.

It was half a year ago. Way cheaper.
The problem is that I can't save my progression because I need connection to the cloud and for that I must be logged into my xbox account.
But that I cannot do because the system is hardware banned from xbox live.

Back then I did not fully understand how it all works, since I am an oldcel and my last console was a Nintendo Gamecube.

I did some research before buying it, where it said that you can play and save progress with such a banned console if you set it to main homeconsole.

But to do that you must be logged into your account.

So, basically that thing is useless, unless a jailbreak gets released one day.

But I am considering selling it including my one s to get me an unbanned xbox series X.
 
I have the xbox one s, xbox one x and an xbox series x, but that one is hardware banned.

And not done by me. I had specifically bought it as hardware banned because I only wanted to play offline games.

It was half a year ago. Way cheaper.
The problem is that I can't save my progression because I need connection to the cloud and for that I must be logged into my xbox account.
But that I cannot do because the system is hardware banned from xbox live.

Back then I did not fully understand how it all works, since I am an oldcel and my last console was a Nintendo Gamecube.

I did some research before buying it, where it said that you can play and save progress with such a banned console if you set it to main homeconsole.

But to do that you must be logged into your account.

So, basically that thing is useless, unless a jailbreak gets released one day.

But I am considering selling it including my one s to get me an unbanned xbox series X.
Brutal mango :fuk:

The series x is pretty cool. Runs backwards compatability games great, and they look good as well.

I wish all games were backwards compatible, but the list is pretty decent.
 
I like it I have it on the 360.
 
Brutal mango :fuk:

The series x is pretty cool. Runs backwards compatability games great, and they look good as well.

I wish all games were backwards compatible, but the list is pretty decent.
Of the xbox 360 wasn't such an unrealiable, easy breaking piece of shit I would have bought it just for the xbox 360 games.

I had the chance to get a sealed xbox 360 s for 120€ a couple of months ago.

I passed.
 
Of the xbox 360 wasn't such an unrealiable, easy breaking piece of shit I would have bought it just for the xbox 360 games.

I had the chance to get a sealed xbox 360 s for 120€ a couple of months ago.

I passed.
Yeah, it's not worth it in all honesty. The system runs slow, and the frame rates suck.
 
I played it way back on the psp. Story is based on a comic book which was based on Dante Alighieri's book, which he wrote as "fuck you" to the catholic church.
 
I played it way back on the psp. Story is based on a comic book which was based on Dante Alighieri's book, which he wrote as "fuck you" to the catholic church.
I really want to get around to reading the actual book. Sounds pretty good from what I've heard.

I wonder if the psp version is different then the console version. :feelshehe:
 
Punishing people was fun.
 
Probably the best depiction of hell I've seen in a video game. Too bad it never got a sequel.
 
Probably the best depiction of hell I've seen in a video game. Too bad it never got a sequel.
I agree, the game does look visually stunning. As much as I disliked the story I kind of wish it did as well.

Hate how they ended it on a cliffhanger.
 

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