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Story This blackpilling conversation I had with an escort about "confidence"

PPEcel

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It was like two weeks ago. I just happened to remember her after seeing one of her posts pop up on my Instagram. I don't usually get that close to the femoids I pay for sex, but she was nice and pretty skilled and it was my 4th or 5th time seeing her within a month, so I asked for her social media. But I digress.

Anyways, we were having a conversation. I don't remember how it started. But somewhat out of the blue she remarked, "You seem kind of depressed. Why?" and I said "Why wouldn't I be? I hate my life," and she responded, "You just need some confidence!"

And then she started talking about a previous client. "You know, the ugliest person I've seen was so confident. Very confident. And he was short (she gestured with her hands) and he looked like a potato. His head was like a potato and his body was like a potato. (gestures with hands again) And his skin was really bad, like it was really rough and, like, almost grey."

"Wait, where was he from? What race was he, I mean like, yeah"

"I think he was like from the Caribbean or something. Doesn't matter. Anyways he was really confident. He wore a suit, and he brought a lot of flowers. He kept telling me to tell him how handsome he was, how hot he was, how much I loved him. It was just like that again and again."

"Wait, so you didn't have sex with him? He just wanted to talk?"

"No, I wanked him off. It was the weirdest two hours of my life, I just did what he said and I smiled and told him how handsome he was."

It's weird writing it out because she talked in a typical singy-songy femoid tone that doesn't really carry over well in writing.

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Just a reminder: if you are a truecel and you want to project confidence, all it does is make you look like a clown. Nothing can compensate for your subhuman, bottom-tier genetics.
 
Wtf was the point of this thread

literally neck yourself you bragging fucking subhuman fuck you and your disgusting lineage
 
Anyways he was really confident. He wore a suit, and he brought a lot of flowers. He kept telling me to tell him how handsome he was, how hot he was, how much I loved him. It was just like that again and again.
how is that "confident"? even by foid definitions?
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Why she telling you this pointless story?
 
how is that "confident"? even by foid definitions?

idk maybe it was the way he carried himself, i didnt press, she just described him as confident

but i remember the whole thing because it was such a strikingly blackpilled thing to come out of a femoid's mouth

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Why she telling you this pointless story?
idk believe it or not its common for other escorts and clients to come up in conversation, probably because talking about sex is one of the few things you have in common with the stranger you're paying for sex with
 
Confident that he felt like the escort was his wife and she was happy she got flowers…she just thought he was a gentleman :feelshehe:
 
This thread is especially ironic considering OP is a 6'3 Chang. So its basically some whore reminiscing about one of her ugly treucel customers to a non ugly customer to make him feel better
 
Lol these bitches have no idea what confidence is, all because he said tell me I'm handsome tell me you love me? Then contradicts herself by saying it was a bad experience. So how did the confidence help this guy?
 
This thread is especially ironic considering OP is a 6'3 Chang. So its basically some whore reminiscing about one of her ugly treucel customers to a non ugly customer to make him feel better

i'm not 6'3

and definitely not a chang
 
It was like two weeks ago. I just happened to remember her after seeing one of her posts pop up on my Instagram. I don't usually get that close to the femoids I pay for sex, but she was nice and pretty skilled and it was my 4th or 5th time seeing her within a month, so I asked for her social media. But I digress.

Anyways, we were having a conversation. I don't remember how it started. But somewhat out of the blue she remarked, "You seem kind of depressed. Why?" and I said "Why wouldn't I be? I hate my life," and she responded, "You just need some confidence!"

And then she started talking about a previous client. "You know, the ugliest person I've seen was so confident. Very confident. And he was short (she gestured with her hands) and he looked like a potato. His head was like a potato and his body was like a potato. (gestures with hands again) And his skin was really bad, like it was really rough and, like, almost grey."

"Wait, where was he from? What race was he, I mean like, yeah"

"I think he was like from the Caribbean or something. Doesn't matter. Anyways he was really confident. He wore a suit, and he brought a lot of flowers. He kept telling me to tell him how handsome he was, how hot he was, how much I loved him. It was just like that again and again."

"Wait, so you didn't have sex with him? He just wanted to talk?"

"No, I wanked him off. It was the weirdest two hours of my life, I just did what he said and I smiled and told him how handsome he was."

It's weird writing it out because she talked in a typical singy-songy femoid tone that doesn't really carry over well in writing.

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Just a reminder: if you are a truecel and you want to project confidence, all it does is make you look like a clown. Nothing can compensate for your subhuman, bottom-tier genetics.
 
This thread is especially ironic considering OP is a 6'3 Chang. So its basically some whore reminiscing about one of her ugly treucel customers to a non ugly customer to make him feel better
Makes sense lol
 
so this is escortcel life huh
 
Femoids and the plethora of contradictions they express lol.
 
Just a friendly reminder to everybody: OP is a CCP shill.
 
You talk to prostitutes? Aren’t you just supposed to fuck them and leave?
 
Should’ve asked her if confidence matters so much, why didn’t she wank him off for free?
 
It was like two weeks ago. I just happened to remember her after seeing one of her posts pop up on my Instagram. I don't usually get that close to the femoids I pay for sex, but she was nice and pretty skilled and it was my 4th or 5th time seeing her within a month, so I asked for her social media. But I digress.

Anyways, we were having a conversation. I don't remember how it started. But somewhat out of the blue she remarked, "You seem kind of depressed. Why?" and I said "Why wouldn't I be? I hate my life," and she responded, "You just need some confidence!"

And then she started talking about a previous client. "You know, the ugliest person I've seen was so confident. Very confident. And he was short (she gestured with her hands) and he looked like a potato. His head was like a potato and his body was like a potato. (gestures with hands again) And his skin was really bad, like it was really rough and, like, almost grey."

"Wait, where was he from? What race was he, I mean like, yeah"

"I think he was like from the Caribbean or something. Doesn't matter. Anyways he was really confident. He wore a suit, and he brought a lot of flowers. He kept telling me to tell him how handsome he was, how hot he was, how much I loved him. It was just like that again and again."

"Wait, so you didn't have sex with him? He just wanted to talk?"

"No, I wanked him off. It was the weirdest two hours of my life, I just did what he said and I smiled and told him how handsome he was."

It's weird writing it out because she talked in a typical singy-songy femoid tone that doesn't really carry over well in writing.

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Just a reminder: if you are a truecel and you want to project confidence, all it does is make you look like a clown. Nothing can compensate for your subhuman, bottom-tier genetics.
JFL, I swear you just make an interesting post, and there’s always people shitting on you and hating. It’s truly over for you buddy boyo
 
This thread is especially ironic considering OP is a 6'3 Chang. So its basically some whore reminiscing about one of her ugly treucel customers to a non ugly customer to make him feel better

6'3 Chang

18,000 posts on an incel forum :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
The only confidence that matters is looks and money, because that's all these bitches care about anymore, where if you have neither, just how fucking confident are you really going to be? Foids think confidence grows on fucking trees where any man can acquire some, stupid cunts.
Confident that he felt like the escort was his wife and she was happy she got flowers…she just thought he was a gentleman :feelshehe:
The sloppy cunt only cared about the hundred dollar bills put on the bedroom nightstand, that's what she is there for.

At least you motherfuckers can financially afford escorts, I don't even have that option, and even if I did I'd still not waste my money on them.
 
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I pay them for their time, why would I not use it?
But how would you have enough time to have a conversation, fuck her, and take a shower?
 
Wtf was the point of this thread

literally neck yourself you bragging fucking subhuman fuck you and your disgusting lineage
Seriously, fuck off you chink bastard. Nobody cares if you're rich, or if you go to an ivy league or if you fuck escorts with dads money. Gtfo.
 
Wtf was the point of this thread

literally neck yourself you bragging fucking subhuman fuck you and your disgusting lineage

This thread is especially ironic considering OP is a 6'3 Chang. So its basically some whore reminiscing about one of her ugly treucel customers to a non ugly customer to make him feel better
 
. I don't usually get that close to the femoids I pay for sex, but she was nice and pretty skilled and it was my 4th or 5th time seeing her within a month, so I asked for her social media.
This sounds dangerous. It reminds me of the beginning of cliched stories of a cuck falling for a whore and paying for her debts so she could start a new life.
how is that "confident"? even by foid definitions?
Second this. It's hard to tell whether someone's confidence by what they wear. I guess normies can still say "he's putting himself out there" but it has nothing to do with confidence.
Just a friendly reminder to everybody: OP is a CCP shill.
[UWSL]天滅中共,全黨死清光. President Xi approves :feelsokman:[/UWSL]
But how would you have enough time to have a conversation, fuck her, and take a shower?
tbh I fantasize about doing all three at once to squeeze out maximum value but I'm a virgin so maybe it's just not possible.
 
But how would you have enough time to have a conversation, fuck her, and take a shower?

An hour is enough time, that's usually how long I book. And some foids don't count shower time into the meet.

This sounds dangerous. It reminds me of the beginning of cliched stories of a cuck falling for a whore and paying for her debts so she could start a new life.

Yeah it is, I broke my own rule about not seeing any femoid more than once, but the current offerings are subpar.

[UWSL]天滅中共,全黨死清光. President Xi approves :feelsokman:[/UWSL]

based
 
An hour is enough time, that's usually how long I book. And some foids don't count shower time into the meet.
Interesting. If I do one I would probably book 30 minutes since it’s cheaper
 
Interesting. If I do one I would probably book 30 minutes since it’s cheaper

tbh you get pretty bad value out of a 30min booking most of the time since most foids will charge less pro rata on a 1hr booking (e.g. 30mins costs $400 but 1hr is $600)
 
Wtf was the point of this thread

literally neck yourself you bragging fucking subhuman fuck you and your disgusting lineage
what a salty retard lmao
lazy poorfag
 
Seriously, fuck off you chink bastard. Nobody cares if you're rich, or if you go to an ivy league or if you fuck escorts with dads money. Gtfo.
kys you faggot. ill find where you live and slit your throat and piss on your grave you trash
 
People don’t seem to understand how this is black pilling. Foids are so fucking dumb and she just proved how stupid she is. The point that OP is trying to point out is that if the short ugly subhuman just needed to be “more confident” and he wouldn’t hate his life, then why was he forced to escortcel? JFL Dunb foid, she just proved you correct.
 
People don’t seem to understand how this is black pilling. Foids are so fucking dumb and she just proved how stupid she is. The point that OP is trying to point out is that if the short ugly subhuman just needed to be “more confident” and he wouldn’t hate his life, then why was he forced to escortcel? JFL Dunb foid, she just proved you correct.
That and the fact that she considered him to be one of the most disgusting clients she had even though he had a high opinion of his SMV.
 
That and the fact that she considered him to be one of the most disgusting clients she had even though he had a high opinion of his SMV.
:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::feelscry:
 
This thread is especially ironic considering OP is a 6'3 Chang. So its basically some whore reminiscing about one of her ugly treucel customers to a non ugly customer to make him feel better
@PPEcel 6'3? explain
 
Weirdest thread ever after reading the replies
 
Change that title. It's "hooker" or "prostitute".
 

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