Serious This area 51 thing is an inside job

[NEETard]

It was created by the fbi. They want it to be big so everyone knows about it. Then when the day comes they will have undercover workers pretending to be civilians. These undercovers will be the first to go into area 51, where they will be shot dead by the area 51 guards. Except they wont actually die and it will be faked to scare everyone else away. This way no one will ever pull a stunt like this in the future and they can continue hiding their secrets.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

ded srs?

 

[Invalidusername]

fbicels reading this

 

[Wiseman]

4 digit IQ

 

[Deleted member 2686]

high IQ

 

[Incline]

Hire me FBIcels you glow in the dark niggers I will help you catch all the bad guys and shit. Hire me now.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

I think they cleaned out everything interesting that was there and organized this so that they can be all "See? We told you there was nothing here "

 

[Dionysus]

This is crazy

 

[Blacktarpill]

This thing is the best meme of 2019 tbh.

 

[Evildоer]

Let's find out all secrets they keep