Thinking of trying an escort soon.

[Looksmaxxcel]

Any tips you would have for a young lad like me? I want to fuck an escort and have sex for the first time with one, especially if it's with a very pretty lady who knows how to handle a young guy trying it for the first time.
Also, do you have to be at least 21 to have an escort? I'm 19 but I'm still sort of considered a minor for some retarded reason.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Make sure she is the one on the pictures, show up well groomed and maybe even explain the situation.
Take in consideration that the experience can sometimes be good, sometimes not.
Good luck!

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

Make sure she is the one on the pictures, show up well groomed and maybe even explain the situation.

Oh yes, grooming and hygiene is my top priority. I like to be clean and good looking. The thing is, how do I confirm that she is the one in the pictures?
I'm definitely gonna try to make sure my first time is great. Even though I don't have sexual experience I'll probably be sexually aggressive with her and make her enjoy it as well.

 

[Indari]

19 isn't a minor in the US. I saw one at 19 and she never asked my age anyways. Sites like adultlook have reviews, That'll prob be what you can count on. Don't though, you'll get aids.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

dont do it man its cucked and she will treat you like shit

 

[rope2cope]

I saw one the other day, if you got any questions - https://incels.is/threads/i-became-an-escortcel-today.128461

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

She will mostly be fatter and uglier in real life than her pictures. Not saying from personal experience, I would never do it personally, but I've heard stories from other escortcels saying that it always happen, and that they end up staying anyway because they're horny. People are shifty fucks.

 

[seija]

I wouldn't recommend going to an escort, there is a high risk of getting a STD or Aids.

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

If it isnt how you expected it, just try an other one there are huge quality differences. And go by their looks the better they look and the younger they are the more they take their job serious beleve me.

 

[TaiLung]

I wouldn't recommend going to an escort, there is a high risk of getting a STD or Aids.

??? Condoms ???
All of them have to be tested weekly for STDs if they work in an escort. Its statistically MUCH more likely to get an STD from some random foid than from an escort please stop talking garbage. I have seen this argument so many times. Unless you go to some kind of african slave escort i don't know why the hell he would get one.

 

[seija]

??? Condoms ???
All of them have to be tested weekly for STDs if they work in an escort. Its statistically MUCH more likely to get an STD from some random foid than from an escort please stop talking garbage.

Okay then where is your statistics, please show me proof. Also you can swear on this website you do know that right?

 

[TaiLung]

Okay then where is your statistics, please show me proof. Also you can swear on this website you do know that right?

WHY the fuck would they pierce a hole in the condom, are they sadists or something? You'd have to be pretty blind to not notice it aswell. And still they would get tested weekly for STDs. And STILL you would wear a condom which makes you not get the STD even if she was infected. Or do you think the BUSINESS makes holes in the condoms, in that case, i don't even.
What proof or statistic do you want lol. Its by law that they have to get checked unless you live in some shithole country. I live in germany and the safe standards are pretty high. If you want proof i'd recommend you to just look up the laws and standards in your country. I don't know where you live so i can't help you.

 

[seija]

WHY the fuck would they pierce a hole in the condom?

Why do you think you fucking brainlet? Its so the prostitute can blackmail the man so he complies with her demands (giving betabuxx and paying child support). If the man doesn't comply the prostitute accuses him of rape & sexual assault, in which the court will be in her favour undoubtedly and the man's entire life would be fucked over. In which the prostitute would either get money from the court or from cucks who "pity" her.

What proof or statistic do you want lol

Articles you fucking brainlet, link me them to where you've gotten your statistics from.

If you want proof i'd recommend you to just look up the laws and standards in your country. I don't know where you live so i can't help you.

I live in Cucknada so the laws and standards for a subhuman incel will be extremely high.

All I got from this single post is that you're some fucking brainlet who can't even back up his own statements. The picture below this sentence is literally you.

 

[PPEcel]

WHY the fuck would they pierce a hole in the condom, are they sadists or something? You'd have to be pretty blind to not notice it aswell. And still they would get tested weekly for STDs. And STILL you would wear a condom which makes you not get the STD even if she was infected. Or do you think the BUSINESS makes holes in the condoms, in that case, i don't even.
What proof or statistic do you want lol. Its by law that they have to get checked unless you live in some shithole country. I live in germany and the safe standards are pretty high. If you want proof i'd recommend you to just look up the laws and standards in your country. I don't know where you live so i can't help you.

Yeah, Western Europe has pretty enlightened policies when it comes to the sex industry. Everyone else is still stuck in the 20th century. Based on the fact that OP claims that he might still be considered a minor at 19, I'm guessing that OP is from the U.S., where prostitution is mostly illegal. So the general quality of escorts in the U.S. are kinda meh, unless you're in Vegas/NYC and you have a good budget.

Tips? As an 18-year-old who went with the escortcel route, here is what you need to know.

Take your time and look around different sites. Plan in advance. I went through hundreds of profiles before I picked my first one.

Show up with the exact amount of cash you need for the meet, or maybe a little extra in case you might need a taxi ride home. Leave the Rolex at home.

Look put together. You want to look older than you actually are. Ideally, you want to look 23. Don't wear anything outlandishly formal, but don't wear sweatpants and stained T-shirts. Don't wear anything that makes you stand out.

Act like you belong where you are going. If you are meeting the escort in a nice hotel, don't act suspicious. Don't loiter and pace around the entrance and stare at the ground. Open doors for people, smile, et cetera; sit in the lobby and pretend to make a phone call. The same is true if you are entering an apartment building. If one of her neighbors asks what you're doing there, just say you're visiting a friend/cousin/co-worker.

Be smart. If she's not who she says she is, or if you think you're about to get robbed or mugged, get out of here. She won't look as good as she does in the photos, but if the difference is too big and/or you're not turned on by the way she looks IRL, leave. Even if you're horny, just leave. Before you hand over the cash, tell her exactly what you want and ask her to confirm whether she will provide those services. Stand your ground, but be polite. Situational awareness +1. Don't visit an escort in a trashy neighborhood. Know the area.

Bring a sealed box of condoms. She will probably have her own, but it's always good to be prepared.

Shower and clean beforehand, and if she offers you a shower, take her offer.

Establish a routine and calm your nerves. Have one drink, perhaps -- but don't show up drunk or high.

Why do you think you fucking brainlet? Its so the prostitute can blackmail the man so he complies with her demands (giving betabuxx and paying child support). If the man doesn't comply the prostitute accuses him of rape & sexual assault, in which the court will be in her favour undoubtedly and the man's entire life would be fucked over. In which the prostitute would either get money from the court or from cucks who "pity" her.

So, some more advice for the OP: DON'T ever, ever, ever tell the escort who you are, what you do, where you work, et cetera. Always have a good cover story with half-truths. Make it as hard as possible for you to be identified. Buy a burner phone, or get a new SIM or a burner phone app in the very least.

Most escorts have a decent number of clients anyway so what @seija is saying won't happen. Most escorts don't want kids, but you don't want to be blackmailed into giving her money under the threat of her blabbing to your entire family or social circle. It probably won't happen, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Keep everything under wraps.

 

[TaiLung]

Why do you think you fucking brainlet? Its so the prostitute can blackmail the man so he complies with her demands (giving betabuxx and paying child support). If the man doesn't comply the prostitute accuses him of rape & sexual assault, in which the court will be in her favour undoubtedly and the man's entire life would be fucked over. In which the prostitute would either get money from the court or from cucks who "pity" her.


Articles you fucking brainlet, link me them to where you've gotten your statistics from.


I live in Cucknada so the laws and standards for a subhuman incel will be extremely high.

All I got from this single post is that you're some fucking brainlet who can't even back up his own statements. The picture below this sentence is literally you.

I don't know how you managed nearly 5k messages within 2 months of joining but i can tell it has given you brain damage.
I imagined i'd met this autism on this forum lmao but whatever. I will continue to rationally hate women and not make up shit about some lowtier trash prostitute foid being some sadistic criminal mastermind. Most importantly how you state it like theres a 50% chance this will happen lmao.
Move out of your shithole NA country so maybe this won't happen. If she falsely accuses me she won't get far without proof and if she blackmails me then that proofs that its all bullshit.

As i said, there are safety standards and i BELIEVE someone that has to be tested weekly and HAS to wear condoms is much less likely to have STDs than some random untested whore that sucks 20 different dicks a day. And even if normal foids are somehow less likely to have STDs, escorts are still extremly likely to be safe from STDs so there is no reason to not do it also stop being a fucking bitch "waaaa im an incel and i want to die everyday BUT THERES A 0.01% CHANCE I COULD GET AN STD THAT MIGHT CAUSE ME A MINOR INCONVENIENCE IN A COUNTRY WITH A DEVELOPED HEALTHCARE SYSTEM OH NO" Your problem for living in your shithole country there is virtually no way she could fucking accuse me of rape in an escort where i pay for sex and i don't know who the fuck would rape there to begin with.

 

[seija]

I don't know how you managed nearly 5k messages within 2 months of joining but i can tell it has given you brain damage.

Autism. Also, Joined Jun 26, 2019.

I will continue to rationally hate women and not make up shit about some lowtier trash prostitute foid being some sadistic criminal mastermind.

Implying that all women aren't criminal masterminds, implying that women aren't parasites.

Most importantly how you state it like theres a 50% chance this will happen lmao

Nah its a 100% of this happening to any incel, 0% of this happening to Chad though.

If she falsely accuses me she won't get far without proof and if she blackmails me then that proofs that its all bullshit.

Implying that she won't use her pussy pass & foid privilege to get the upper hand.

As i said, there are safety standards and i BELIEVE someone that has to be tested weekly and HAS to wear condoms is much less likely to have STDs

Where did you even get this from, what service are you going to. Are there any websites about this or articles about this service or company that you're going to? Or is this from your own "personal experience" and you're spreading this around like its a common fact that everybody knows and should know? Your personal experience isn't facts.

BUT THERES A 0.01% CHANCE I COULD GET AN STD THAT MIGHT CAUSE ME A MINOR INCONVENIENCE IN A COUNTR WITH A DEVELOPED HEALTHCARE SYSTEM OH NO

Still a chance regardless of how low the probability is.

Your problem for living in your shithole country.

I'm broke and I can't afford to move to a different country or learn a different language right now. But there is also a cheaper, more easier way that I can "move away" from my country.

There is virtually no way she could fucking accuse me of rape in an escort where i pay for sex and i don't know who the fuck would rape there to begin with.

There goes all of your future credibility. JFL you fucking brainlet.

Is it that hard to show me a single article or website where there are statistics for your information or your arguments? Where do you go for escorts, is there a website on the internet about this business or service?
Please show me, you only have to link me one article or website related to this whole shitfest and I'll shut up. If you can't back up your claims regardless of everything that I've said, you're an absolute brainlet who should seriously sit on the short bus. You're even worse than the average brainlet I can smell the NT from some of your posts, go back to taking your NT supplements you fucking normalfaggot.

 

[TaiLung]

Autism. Also, Joined Jun 26, 2019.


Implying that all women aren't criminal masterminds, implying that women aren't parasites.


Nah its a 100% of this happening to any incel, 0% of this happening to Chad though.


Implying that she won't use her pussy pass & foid privilege to get the upper hand.


Where did you even get this from, what service are you going to. Are there any websites about this or articles about this service or company that you're going to? Or is this from your own "personal experience" and you're spreading this around like its a common fact that everybody knows and should know? Your personal experience isn't facts.

Still a chance regardless of how low the probability is.

I'm broke and I can't afford to move to a different country or learn a different language right now. But there is also a cheaper, more easier way that I can "move away" from my country.

There goes all of your future credibility. JFL you fucking brainlet.

Is it that hard to show me a single article or website where there are statistics for your information or your arguments? Where do you go for escorts, is there a website on the internet about this business or service?
Please show me, you only have to link me one article or website related to this whole shitfest and I'll shut up. If you can't back up your claims regardless of everything that I've said, you're an absolute brainlet who should seriously sit on the short bus. You're even worse than the average brainlet I can smell the NT from some of your posts, go back to taking your NT supplements you fucking normalfaggot.

You just accuse people of completly random bullshit that is kinda funny but i assume you don't REALLY mean it. You should go back to IT claiming that foids have the intelligence to be criminal masterminds. Hbu give me on article that states what you described ever happened lmao. If she wanted money why would she accuse a poorcel, chads are much more likely to be rich. So you think the female judge can be manipulated by her pussy heh. God fucking damnit its a LAW. You can't make a public, legal escort without following the law.
https://www.thebody.com/article/hiv-risk-oral-sex-2 Idfk this? I can't find much on google, for neither sides. Its quite irrelevant as i said. Fact is prostitutes are safe, whether or not normies aren't is quite irrelevant. Common sense would indicate that someone that was just checked for an STD is somehow less likely to have one than some random foid but believe what you want lmao.
For the law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_Act

Yeah go kill yourself but so damn worried about a fucking STD or 0.0001% chance of false rape accusation lmao then record it or whatever the fuck.
Also i forgot this which is probably the thing you are asking for: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitutes_Protection_Act

 

[DangerNoodle]

Don’t get AIDS bro

 

[seija]

You just accuse people of completly random bullshit that is kinda funny but i assume you don't REALLY mean it.

There is a difference between accusing and implying. Please look up those two words and come back to me. I also seen you attempt to start a flamewar in a different thread involving disney and the blackpills that they give out. Once again, all future credibility is gone because of your brainletism, you fucking hypocrite.

You should go back to IT claiming that foids have the intelligence to be criminal masterminds.

You have a higher probability of being an IT LARPing cuck than I ever do.

Hbu give me on article that states what you described ever happened lmao

Here, unlike you I provide the articles right away instead of waiting until the last second.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/supreme-court-sexual-assault-case-1.5193869

Canada: man acquitted of rape as judge says accuser 'combative' in court

Paul Batchelor, 34, found not guilty in two cases in Ottawa as judge says he did not believe one woman’s claim because of her ‘combative’ testimony

www.theguardian.com

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/crown-says-story-told-by-regina-man-accused-of-rape-on-plenty-of-fish-date-is-preposterous-1.5169779

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/peter-tsetta-sexual-assault-trial-continues-1.5179242

If she wanted money why would she accuse a poorcel, chads are much more likely to be rich.

Foids don't care about how much money a man makes, as long as she gets paid or she finds a man she is willing to accuse so she can make a quick buck she'll do it without hesitation, mercy or empathy.

So you think the female judge can be manipulated by her pussy heh

Yes all foids can be manipulated by their vagina, and they can use their pussy pass regardless of career or job. Just because she is in an occupation that is meant for intellectual men doesn't change anything and it doesn't make her an exception.

God fucking damnit its a LAW. You can't make a public, legal escort without following the law.

Its a law in Germany, yes its a law but not a law where I live. (Unfortunately Cucknada)

https://www.thebody.com/article/hiv-risk-oral-sex-2 Idfk this?

Finally an article, but considering that you said "Idfk this?" means that you aren't confident enough on your research and the articles that you've provided. Please be confident in the research that you do have.

Fact is prostitutes are safe, whether or not normies aren't is quite irrelevant. Common sense would indicate that someone that was just checked for an STD is somehow less likely to have one than some random foid but believe what you want lmao.

Most prostitutes usually aren't safe for many reasons. Once again you're applying this argument because of your own personal experience and not because of statistics.

Common sense would indicate that someone that was just checked for an STD is somehow less likely to have one than some random foid but believe what you want lmao.

No fucking shit captain obvious.

Yeah go kill yourself

I don't mind livestreaming my suicide because if I were to actually rope, the livestream would show I'm serious about it and not LARPing. I'll do this shit once I reach 20-35 years old.

but so damn worried about a fucking STD or 0.0001% chance of false rape accusation lmao then record it or whatever the fuck.

This is mostly my paranoia speaking but imagine this scenario:
-You pay foid to have the sexs with you
-You find out that she gave you a STD even though you were wearing a condom (HIV/AIDS can actually kill you)
-You go to get diagnosed to get it confirmed by a medical professional.
-He says its positive
-You try to sue said escort but she uses her pussy pass to her advantage and says that you raped her
-You try to say its bullshit and show them the footage
-She says that the footage was faked
-Because she is a foid, the court will side her undoubtedly and your life gets absolutely buttfucked over by this foid.

If you scroll up, @Hail The Bloatlord has some excellent advice on how to avoid this situation altogether, please read it as it is very accurate & logical and it also has some very good pointers.

Honestly man I'm going to stop arguing with your points because I sincerely don't have the patience anymore, you've also linked an article. Two you seem like a chill dude so I'll drop it.

 

[Villain]

If you are a truecel and you think theres no hope for you to get an intimate partner

 

[TaiLung]

There is a difference between accusing and implying. Please look up those two words and come back to me. I also seen you attempt to start a flamewar in a different thread involving disney and the blackpills that they give out. Once again, all future credibility is gone because of your brainletism, you fucking hypocrite.

You have a higher probability of being an IT LARPing cuck than I ever do.

Here, unlike you I provide the articles right away instead of waiting until the last second.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/supreme-court-sexual-assault-case-1.5193869

Canada: man acquitted of rape as judge says accuser 'combative' in court

Paul Batchelor, 34, found not guilty in two cases in Ottawa as judge says he did not believe one woman’s claim because of her ‘combative’ testimony

www.theguardian.com

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/crown-says-story-told-by-regina-man-accused-of-rape-on-plenty-of-fish-date-is-preposterous-1.5169779

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/peter-tsetta-sexual-assault-trial-continues-1.5179242

Foids don't care about how much money a man makes, as long as she gets paid or she finds a man she is willing to accuse so she can make a quick buck she'll do it without hesitation, mercy or empathy.

Yes all foids can be manipulated by their vagina, and they can use their pussy pass regardless of career or job. Just because she is in an occupation that is meant for intellectual men doesn't change anything and it doesn't make her an exception.

Its a law in Germany, yes its a law but not a law where I live. (Unfortunately Cucknada)

Finally an article, but considering that you said "Idfk this?" means that you aren't confident enough on your research and the articles that you've provided. Please be confident in the research that you do have.

Most prostitutes usually aren't safe for many reasons. Once again you're applying this argument because of your own personal experience and not because of statistics.

No fucking shit captain obvious.

I don't mind livestreaming my suicide because if I were to actually rope, the livestream would show I'm serious about it and not LARPing. I'll do this shit once I reach 20-35 years old.

This is mostly my paranoia speaking but imagine this scenario:
-You pay foid to have the sexs with you
-You find out that she gave you a STD even though you were wearing a condom (HIV/AIDS can actually kill you)
-You go to get diagnosed to get it confirmed by a medical professional.
-He says its positive
-You try to sue said escort but she uses her pussy pass to her advantage and says that you raped her
-You try to say its bullshit and show them the footage
-She says that the footage was faked
-Because she is a foid, the court will side her undoubtedly and your life gets absolutely buttfucked over by this foid.

If you scroll up, @Hail The Bloatlord has some excellent advice on how to avoid this situation altogether, please read it as it is very accurate & logical and it also has some very good pointers.

Honestly man I'm going to stop arguing with your points because I sincerely don't have the patience anymore, you've also linked an article. Two you seem like a chill dude so I'll drop it.

tl;dr
If you think court will ignore literal footage because she says its "faked" then literally rope yourself already because what stops her from accusing you of rape right now even if you have never met her jfl. Cba to continue this too so just for the IT part, have you ever seen someone LARPing from IT that still majorly shit on women like me just to LARP lol. ? If these faggots actually do that then jfl. Insulting yourself just to larp in an incel forum that is publicly viewable lol. Idk what to say except that i hope everyone on IT will go to hell. Foids are one thing but making fun of autistic virgins and pming them to rope, it literally cant get any lower.

 

[Schizoidcel]

I like to be clean and good looking.

mogs me

 

[2340922]

dont do it man its cucked and she will treat you like shit

true. but it might be the only way u can get ur pee pee wet

 

[Hate_my_life]

I wouldn't do it because personally I'd just want a make out session and it's incredibly cucked kissing an escort.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

The thing is, how do I confirm that she is the one in the pictures?

Unfortunately you can't be sure until she opens the door, it also depends where you are and how legal (legal, semi-legal, tolerated) is prostitution in your country. By reading accounts on forums I know some punters just turn their back and go away if they don't like what they see. I never did it, but be aware you aren't forced to enter her apartment if you don't want. Talking about forums, actually there are forums with reviews of the girls, try googling her phone nr and name and the word "escort" and see if anything pops up.

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

mogs me

tbh even though I was dealt a shitty hand genetically speaking, I still like to groom as much as possible. If I don't smell like ass and have a completely clear face unlike guys with better bone structure, I might have a chance. Could just be wistful thinking though.

 

[HoustonOilers]

dont do it man its cucked and she will treat you like shit

 

[HighTGymcel]

dont do it man its cucked and she will treat you like shit

 

[SA incel life]

can you please film this? also you should get a condomless blowjob