thinking of grabbing a girls ass and running as fast as possible

[foreveralone333]

im really losing it, especially after yesterday seeing all the couples feeling on eachother, im thinking of grabbing a girls ass in a mask or some shit and just booking it, or get a chad to stand with me after i grab her ass to make her think it was him so i dont get ER'd

this is autistic as fuck but im losing it guys i need a piece of ass, boob or anything, what do you guys think, i wish i could just get both hands and really get a load of ass, and shes has to be wearing tights, which all do anyway so their ass looks bigger for chad and tyrone, fucking degenerate hoes.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

seems like a bad idea to me. Im way too high ib to do that.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Shark them. Take off their top, pants them, upskirt them, or pull their dress up. Make sure you record it.

 

[Weed]

This post reeks of autism lmao

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Do it at a packed club to a drunk chick, it's safer.

 

[eurocel]

escortcel maybe?

 

[Allblueeeee]

Do it at a packed club to a drunk chick, it's safer.

the boucer will come in and knock the shit out of you then

 

[Popbob]

Ive been thinking of doing this lately but without running. I doubt I would get in any real trouble

 

[Jockcel]

Bad idea.

 

[Allblueeeee]

Ive been thinking of doing this lately but without running. I doubt I would get in any real trouble

r u srs??

 

[Popbob]

r u srs??

yeah I saw low inhib guys do it at school all the time

 

[soypiller]

This post reeks of autism lmao

 

[demonanus]

Get after it

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

That kind of behaviour is only accepted in nightclubs.

I suggest you wait till the weekend.

 

[rotting-alone]

That kind of behaviour is only accepted in nightclubs.
I suggest you wait till the weekend.

LOL...as if you've ever been to a nigthclub. If he does that in a nigthclub he'll get his ass beat by the bouncer or other men.

OP, this is the most REALISTIC way to get away with this.

1) Wear a hood and sunglasses. A mask draws attention, but a hood+sunglasses covers your face.

2) Find a girl in a relatively busy but secluded area. I know that sounds oxymoronic but what I mean is a park in broad daylight. Where there are lots of people on the sidewalk chilling and walking their dogs. There should be a forest or a cluster of buildings nearby. This will be your "hiding zone".

3) Run to her, spank that ass, grab that tit, whatever. And then you SPRINT into your "hiding zone".

EXAMPLES:

 

[KyloRen]

Look at us we're so fucking pathetic.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

LOL...as if you've ever been to a nigthclub. If he does that in a nigthclub he'll get his ass beat by the bouncer or other men.

OP, this is the most REALISTIC way to get away with this.

1) Wear a hood and sunglasses. A mask draws attention, but a hood+sunglasses covers your face.

2) Find a girl in a relatively busy but secluded area. I know that sounds oxymoronic but what I mean is a park in broad daylight. Where there are lots of people on the sidewalk chilling and walking their dogs. There should be a forest or a cluster of buildings nearby. This will be your "hiding zone".

3) Run to her, spank that ass, grab that tit, whatever. And then you SPRINT into your "hiding zone".

EXAMPLES:

I go to clubs every weekend so I know, it’s best to do that stuff at the club because girls don’t mind. Bouncers only care if you are violent,just pretend you are dancing and having fun and you can grab as many as butts you want, ppl will thinks it’s an accident anyways

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

You should do it at night then.

 

[Deleted member 2686]

get a sex doll

 

[theultimate341]

Get after it

 

[QuantumDummy]

I don't know about this one.

 

[QuantumDummy]

What could go wrong?