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LifeFuel There's potentially a new way to have sex, way cheaper then escorts, also possible as a youngcel.

an0ncel

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I call it homelessmaxxing.

You go to a area where there are alot of homeless people. Find a homeless foid and offer her like $15 for a quick 15 min sess. This is the way for youngcels and for people who haven't moneymaxxed. For youngcels it's great because if you're not 18 yet or don't have a job, you can't escortmaxx, and there is this homelessmaxxing instead. Homeless foids won't give a fuck if you're offering them money for sex and you're not 18 yet.

I think homeless foids would be down to do it for very cheap, since they can't become normal escorts (they don't have the looks, the clothes, house, phone for it etc). So i feel like they would be even happy to have sex and get some money too.

Pros, cons and solutions:

Pros:

- Way cheaper then escorts
- Could do it if you're a youngcel
- Since these foids are homeless, they don't have alot of money for food = they are skinny
- If you manage to find a really decent looking homeless foid, you could be her "sugar daddy". Basically she could be your own personal prostitute. For example: Sunday, you go out homelessmaxxing and find a really alright looking homeless foid, you offer her the money, she says yes, you go and do the thing, then Monday, you do the same to the same foid and it goes on and on.

Cons:

- Most homeless foids look ugly
- Since they are homeless, they also have so much pubic hair

Solutions to cons:

1. Most homeless foids look ugly

- If she is ugly and it's bothering you, just get a cheap vr headset for your phone, put your dick inside the foid and start watching a vr porn video and go on. Basically use her as a IRL fleshlight.
But tbh it's still a pussy, so for me it wouldn't matter how she looks.

2. Since they are homeless, they also have so much pubic hair

- If it's bothering you, i guess bring a cheap disposable razor, shaving cream and a bottle of water with you, have her shave it, or shave it yourself. It could be done in like 10 mins i think so it isn't a huge deal.

In conclusion, even if you're a youngcel, you could get sex for really cheap, and you have solutions for cons. :feelsautistic:
 
Good luck finding a homeless female, let alone a shaggable one.
 
Incels.is in 2021
 
I'd rather fuck an escort thankyou
 
I'd rather fuck an escort thankyou
If you're in a position where you can escortmaxx then obviously do that. I meant this for youngcels and people who don't have much money.
 
jfl i cant imagine the autism you need to have to be able to pay a disgusting foid on the streets and put on a vr headset :feelskek: then get aids and DIE.

nice pfp btw
 
There are no homeless foids. Even homeless foids have boyfriends and guys who take care of them without having to fuck ugly guys for it.
Your best homeless girl would be a 40 year old fat smelly crazy crack addict that might stab you
 
The most retarded thread on this forum I have ever seen
 
The most retarded thread on this forum I have ever seen
Tbh i just realized it so nvm.
There are no homeless foids. Even homeless foids have boyfriends and guys who take care of them without having to fuck ugly guys for it.
Your best homeless girl would be a 40 year old fat smelly crazy crack addict that might stab you
Yeah, i didn't think about it more deeply. It would been a great idea tho if way more single homeless foids would exist.
nice pfp btw
Thanks :feelshmm:

Nvm about this thread everyone :feelskek:
 
Desperate times for call for desperate measures, I suppose, but even if you're in that much of a low point, your chances of finding a homeless woman is low to none.
 
Let me know when your homeless girl fantasy works out
 
only homeless women i have ever seen have been clearly mentally ill, and obviously they have bad hygiene
 
I only see homeless men.
 
The only homeless foids I've seen are ancient. Men just take in the rest, pimp them out, etc.
 
Homeless Chad only
 
This strategy has been around since the dawn of times.
 
Doesn't work, homeless foids will either be on the lookout for Chad or Betabuxxers so that they're not homeless anymore. They'll open their legs for the first man that gives them a roof over their heads.

Very rarely will you see a homeless foid with a homeless man unless he's a homeless Chad.
 
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Have fun dying of HIV. LOL.
 
There are 300% of her having an STD that hasn't even been discovered yet
 
You aren't the first one who thinked about, there are close to no homeless foids there is always some whiteknight who is ready to pick up the trash
There are no homeless foids. Even homeless foids have boyfriends and guys who take care of them without having to fuck ugly guys for it.
Your best homeless girl would be a 40 year old fat smelly crazy crack addict that might stab you

I only see homeless men.
 
Easily the most stupid thread on the forum.
 
Easily the most stupid thread on the forum.
Just a new guy to the rigged game of life, this sort of wishful thinking or mental naivety is shed with age.

You youngcels will learn.
 
Just a new guy to the rigged game of life, this sort of wishful thinking or mental naivety is shed with age.

You youngcels will learn.
Learn what? Prostitution is cucked and that will never change.
 
there are alot of homeless people. Find a homeless foid
not many homeless people here and they are all men. And they can't even shower, so who would want to fuck one?
 
I've been homeless and I've seen and hung out with other homeless people.

1. I knew a couple of women who had HIV ,it took other people telling me they had HIV ,not the person their self.

2. Homeless women are always surrounded by other homeless guys that are bigger. They can easily get a boyfriend or a place to stay either temporary or for a long time.

3. Had a crush on a girl at the shelter, seen her hanging out with a older white woman,didn't take long and she was holding hands walking with this black guy. Typical woman from Ohio.

4. Fifteen dollars might get you a blowjob at best
 
go to a area where there are alot of homeless people. Find a homeless foid and offer her like $15 for a quick 15 min sess
This sounds like a good way to get robbed/murdered OP

You do have a point if you mean "volcel if you won't endure 10% risk of death per coom session" I guess, which is basically why we're all volcel.
 
lose your virginity, die later of aids. win-win situation, 10/10 thread.
 
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Good luck finding a homeless female, let alone a shaggable one.
This. Majority of homeless are men.
Women are privileged
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You are making escorts sound like unobtainable goddesses
 
Good luck finding a homeless female, let alone a shaggable one.
let alone one that would fuck someone who's 5'6, has a 4 inch dick, who's obese, and looks and sounds like a child
I care less for sex from homeless woman. I would mainly want one to cuddle and suck on her booba. Also way less likely to get disease by doing this
 
I call it homelessmaxxing.

You go to a area where there are alot of homeless people. Find a homeless foid and offer her like $15 for a quick 15 min sess. This is the way for youngcels and for people who haven't moneymaxxed. For youngcels it's great because if you're not 18 yet or don't have a job, you can't escortmaxx, and there is this homelessmaxxing instead. Homeless foids won't give a fuck if you're offering them money for sex and you're not 18 yet.

I think homeless foids would be down to do it for very cheap, since they can't become normal escorts (they don't have the looks, the clothes, house, phone for it etc). So i feel like they would be even happy to have sex and get some money too.

Pros, cons and solutions:

Pros:

- Way cheaper then escorts
- Could do it if you're a youngcel
- Since these foids are homeless, they don't have alot of money for food = they are skinny
- If you manage to find a really decent looking homeless foid, you could be her "sugar daddy". Basically she could be your own personal prostitute. For example: Sunday, you go out homelessmaxxing and find a really alright looking homeless foid, you offer her the money, she says yes, you go and do the thing, then Monday, you do the same to the same foid and it goes on and on.

Cons:

- Most homeless foids look ugly
- Since they are homeless, they also have so much pubic hair

Solutions to cons:

1. Most homeless foids look ugly

- If she is ugly and it's bothering you, just get a cheap vr headset for your phone, put your dick inside the foid and start watching a vr porn video and go on. Basically use her as a IRL fleshlight.
But tbh it's still a pussy, so for me it wouldn't matter how she looks.

2. Since they are homeless, they also have so much pubic hair

- If it's bothering you, i guess bring a cheap disposable razor, shaving cream and a bottle of water with you, have her shave it, or shave it yourself. It could be done in like 10 mins i think so it isn't a huge deal.

In conclusion, even if you're a youngcel, you could get sex for really cheap, and you have solutions for cons. :feelsautistic:
Disgusting:feelsohgod:
 
I'd rather fuck escorts ngl
 
If you are young, the only thing you should do is study.
 
I have never seen a homeless foid. They are all men, I give all my change if I see a homelesscel.
 

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