Brutal there's no way for me to pass recuitment process

[TheNEET]

how am I supposed to answer during an interview
I'm not high T and psychopathic af enough to lie to their face and not flinch

what do you think about our company? well, I'm an anarchoprimitivist vegan cow worshiper, so of course I love McDonald's
where do you see yourself in 10 years? in a cabin in a forest (in Minecraft) sending fucking pipe bombs to my uni professors

what a joke
jfl

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Lie.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

All of this happened because you did not have sleepovers

 

[TheNEET]

All of this happened because you did not have sleepovers

if only I experienced a sleepover, I'd be able to get a job

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

anarchoprimitivist

based as fuck.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

You're not a psychopath if you lie in a context like that, it's just being pragmatic. It literally gets you a job.

 

[Deleted member 29230]

lying is easy tbh

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

Lie.

 

[1m62dtr]

Laugh in thEiR face, in Roblox

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

how am I supposed to answer during an interview
I'm not high T and psychopathic af enough to lie to their face and not flinch

what do you think about our company? well, I'm an anarchoprimitivist vegan cow worshiper, so of course I love McDonald's
where do you see yourself in 10 years? in a cabin in a forest (in Minecraft) sending fucking pipe bombs to my uni professors

what a joke
jfl

It's just mcdonalds JFL, you'll be fine bro

Laugh in thEiR face, in Roblox

 

[radishman]

I had to see a therapist due to an incident at work.

"Well, I don't sense you hate women after talking to you"

LEL.

We can lie about anything if we want something.

 

[RollD20]

if only I experienced a sleepover, I'd be able to get a job

If you had sleepovers you would be NT like @Animecel2D

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

what do you think about our company? well, I'm an anarchoprimitivist vegan cow worshiper, so of course I love McDonald's
where do you see yourself in 10 years? in a cabin in a forest (in Minecraft) sending fucking pipe bombs to my uni professors

I lol'd

Interview questions are just to see if you are batshit crazy or not. They have decided whether to hire you within the first few minutes and the rest of the questions are a formality.

 

[_wifebeater_]

Why would you even want a job? No neetbuxx?

where do you see yourself in 10 years? in a cabin in a forest (in Minecraft) sending fucking pipe bombs to my uni professors

Based and unapilled.

 

[TheNEET]

Why would you even want a job? No neetbuxx?

yeah, no neetbux
I can't leech off my parents forever

 

[TheNEET]

I wanna end up as a moneymaxxed neet tbh, aren't you Polackcel? if so then Siema coorva

siema coorva

 

[Pengwin]

I had to see a therapist due to an incident at work.

"Well, I don't sense you hate women after talking to you"

LEL.

We can lie about anything if we want something.

You probably got into an argument with a foid and a soyboy got involved, amirite?

 

[radishman]

You probably got into an argument with a foid and a soyboy got involved, amirite?

I dunno if a soy was involved, but I acted like a braindead retard and asked a foid out at work. So I committed the crime of being unattractive and if I had to guess she went to higher ups and claimed I made her feel unsafe. LOL even if it was dumb to ask her out, I'm not gonna continue to orbit her after she rejected me but foid logic so.

Basically I had go see a shrink to save my job. Jokes on her, it was a month of paid time off. Neeting in a way.

 

[Pengwin]

I dunno if a soy was involved, but I acted like a braindead retard and asked a foid out at work. So I committed the crime of being unattractive and if I had to guess she went to higher ups and claimed I made her feel unsafe. LOL even if it was dumb to ask her out, I'm not gonna continue to orbit her after she rejected me but foid logic so.

Basically I had go see a shrink to save my job. Jokes on her, it was a month of paid time off. Neeting in a way.

Where do you work if I may ask?

 

[radishman]

Where do you work if I may ask?

Government worker. So I dunno if they take it more seriously but whatever. Honestly I won't make that mistake again. Not just for money, but because it's not like any foid is gonna say yes.

 

[CrackingYs]

Just pretend to be a normie, bro.

Say "like" and "y'know" a lot. And say things like "Well, my girlfriend says I should apply myself more" and "I have a Youtube channel with 3000 viewers" and "I want to work in a diverse workplace that's accepting of all cultures and genders".

 

[InMyCellInHell]

where do you see yourself in 10 years? in a cabin in a forest (in Minecraft) sending fucking pipe bombs to my uni professors

what a joke
jfl

That would be an unironic God-tier response if anyone had the balls to say that seriously (minus the Minecraft part)

 

[TheNEET]

That would be an unironic God-tier response if anyone had the balls to say that seriously (minus the Minecraft part)

maby I should go full low inhibit and respond like that

 

[InMyCellInHell]

maby I should go full low inhibit and respond like that

I wouldn't bother. You'll just get escorted off the premises and probably a run in with cops/feds. It's a ballsy-as-fuck response but in the age of faggotry, it wouldn't be appreciated like it should.

 

[Adamhastor]

how am I supposed to answer during an interview
I'm not high T and psychopathic af enough to lie to their face and not flinch

what do you think about our company? well, I'm an anarchoprimitivist vegan cow worshiper, so of course I love McDonald's
where do you see yourself in 10 years? in a cabin in a forest (in Minecraft) sending fucking pipe bombs to my uni professors

what a joke
jfl

Over for you if you can't lie to 30IQ McDonald's recruiters