'There is no gym for your face.'

[Zielony4]

Lol. Lucky you guys. I'm a currycel manlet who's been lifting for many years and looks WORSE than the average person, including old men and lazy men at the gym. Quitting stupid gymcel is the best decision ever. My discouragement grew when my old gym got closed down permanently. I got bullied at a public gym too, so good riddance.

For me, there is no gym for my face OR my body.  :'(

 

[Tellem--T]

its over for currycels worldwide

 

[Zielony4]

its over for currycels worldwide

Yep, there's no country I can go to where I can find multiple women who are attracted, unlike pretty much any other race.

 

[/pol/cel]

Yep, there's no country I can go to where I can find multiple women who are attracted, unlike pretty much any other race.

Try SEA

 

[soypiller]

Curry?
My condolences brother.

 

[Zielony4]

Try SEA

The SEA? As in the OCEAN? Sounds like a plan. I heard those blue whales give good head. Or better yet, i'll look for a hammerhead shark 

 

[Tellem--T]

The SEA? As in the OCEAN? Sounds like a plan. I heard those blue whales give good head. Or better yet, i'll look for a hammerhead shark 

Wtf lol

 

[/pol/cel]

The SEA? As in the OCEAN? Sounds like a plan. I heard those blue whales give good head. Or better yet, i'll look for a hammerhead shark 

South East Asia. Im a curry too and I have 60 matches in the Phillipines.

 

[Zielony4]

South East Asia. Im a curry too and I have 60 matches in the Phillipines.

Ohh ok I see. Didn't think there would actually be a getaway country for lonely hopeless currycels.

 

[/pol/cel]

Ohh ok I see. Didn't think there would actually be a getaway country for lonely hopeless currycels.

Try a Tinder experiment in Indonesia and Phillipines.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Yep, there's no country I can go to where I can find multiple women who are attracted, unlike pretty much any other race.

All the mermaids will want your curry stick

 

[takura]

Plastic surgery is the only gym for your face

 

[/pol/cel]

All the mermaids will want your curry stick

No theyre only attracted to Chads like Poseidon.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

The SEA? As in the OCEAN? Sounds like a plan. I heard those blue whales give good head. Or better yet, i'll look for a hammerhead shark 

All the mermaids will beg for your curry stick

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No theyre only attracted to Chads like Poseidon.

But they'll worship him for his legs

 

[Zielony4]

All the mermaids will beg for your curry stick

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But they'll worship him for his legs

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Aww man, I wanted a prime Stacy mermaid to be my bride. Sad now  :'(

A blue whale's tongue on average weighs the same as an elephant. There's no way me, a dickcel, can match up though. Lol.

 

[Sadist]

Curry?
My condolences brother.

 

[jackbud]

Plastic surgery is the only gym for your face

yep