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Experiment There are two buttons in front of you.

Which button will you press? Answers are anonymous.

  • No more global issues

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Foidfriend

    Votes: 16 66.7%

  • Total voters
    24
Devilspawncel

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You can only press one.

One button solves virtually every global issue you can think of (jewish power, world hunger, wars, corruption, etc). The one next to it grants you the 100% loyal virgin foidfriend of your dreams.

Foidfriend == GIRLFRIEND and if you press the first button you will be incel for life.
 
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Solve every global issue
 
Is inceldom considered a global issue? I mean it definitely is, so I'll press the first one
 
Is inceldom considered a global issue? I mean it definitely is, so I'll press the first one
If you press the first one you remain incel for life. You can change your answer
 
JFL is this even a question? “Foid friend” my ass men and women cannot be friends. Fixing all global issues means better chances of actual ascension
 
JFL is this even a question? “Foid friend” my ass men and women cannot be friends. Fixing all global issues means better chances of actual ascension
Foidfriend means girlfriend. As in relationship
 
JFL is this even a question? “Foid friend” my ass men and women cannot be friends. Fixing all global issues means better chances of actual ascension
 
If you press the first one you remain incel for life. You can change your answer
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@lazy_gamer_423 nigga foidfriend means girlfriend
 
There are too much scum on earth who don't deserve that i push the global issues button and i've grown to know it well enough.
They denied me happiness my whole life without caring, not even caring between themselves, why should i owe them anything again?
 
@lazy_gamer_423 nigga foidfriend means girlfriend
Then why didn’t you just say it then? :feelskek: I thought you meant a female as just a friend, which doesn’t mean much
 
Then why didn’t you just say it then? :feelskek: I thought you meant a female as just a friend, which doesn’t mean much
I wouldn't have added virgin and loyal if that's what I meant
 
He actually made the empire/republic better.
Anakin was always my favorite villain. Only because I didn’t know it was over for me so I never felt envy towards his character having padme, but looking back on it the fact that I never attained a padme of my own is suicidefuel
 
least retarded question on .is
 
I think that having a goodlooking virgin female around is more important than solving some world issues or shit
 
Anakin was always my favorite villain. Only because I didn’t know it was over for me so I never felt envy towards his character having padme, but looking back on it the fact that I never attained a padme of my own is suicidefuel
he is a failed high tier normie autist mentalcel
 
I wouldn't have added virgin and loyal if that's what I meant
Alright, but “foidfriend” just sounds like a glorified way of saying a female friend. I have no interest on n females as friends, because that is mostly useless.
 
There are too much scum on earth who don't deserve that i push the global issues button and i've grown to know it well enough.
They denied me happiness my whole life without caring, not even caring between themselves, why should i owe them anything again?
 
JFL is this even a question? “Foid friend” my ass men and women cannot be friends. Fixing all global issues means better chances of actual ascension
I don't think he meant an actual 'foid friend', he probably meant a female partner

but yea obviously having a foid friend wouldn't be worth much and is cucked

imagine calling some whore your 'friend' ew
 
he is a failed high tier normie autist mentalcel
Like Elliot except he actually was successful with his mass murder, slaughtering the entire jedi temple and thousands of more lives in years to come
 
Anakin was always my favorite villain. Only because I didn’t know it was over for me so I never felt envy towards his character having padme, but looking back on it the fact that I never attained a padme of my own is suicidefuel
He was never really a "villain," he just went insane thanks to the cucked Jedi. They let his mother live in slavery and die in his arms after having him live 11 years without seeing her or any freedom jfl

He's not my favorite though, that's only because he had a foid. My favorite villain is the joker, since he's actually incel (at least in the 2019 Joker movie and The Dark Knight).
 
I don't think he meant an actual 'foid friend', he probably meant a female partner

but yea obviously having a foid friend wouldn't be worth much and is cucked
I mean it depends on if it’s 100% certain that the foid would be loyal for life. If not then obviously I choose fixing the world. Fixing world would be based because the reason the world is the way it is, is because of the rotten bastards at the top of the food chain. If you were to kill them off and replace them with good people, that is the ultimate revenge against soyciety. It means no more gmos, vaccines, and people in charge of creating a promiscuous society. Family values would strengthen and there would be genetically healthier children, preventing incel suffrage from ever happening
 
He was never really a "villain," he just went insane thanks to the cucked Jedi. They let his mother live in slavery and die in his arms after having him live 11 years without seeing her or any freedom jfl

He's not my favorite though, that's only because he had a foid. My favorite villain is the joker, since he's actually incel (at least in the 2019 Joker movie and The Dark Knight).
Jar jar binks was also incel. And in my mind Palpatine is incel cause I don’t consider the Disney sequels canon
 
He was never really a "villain," he just went insane thanks to the cucked Jedi. They let his mother live in slavery and die in his arms after having him live 11 years without seeing her or any freedom jfl

He's not my favorite though, that's only because he had a foid. My favorite villain is the joker, since he's actually incel (at least in the 2019 Joker movie and The Dark Knight).
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I mean it depends on if it’s 100% certain that the foid would be loyal for life. If not then obviously I choose fixing the world. Fixing world would be based because the reason the world is the way it is, is because of the rotten bastards at the top of the food chain. If you were to kill them off and replace them with good people, that is the ultimate revenge against soyciety
nah it won't matter in the long run

normies are bad people, and they will ultimately screw up society again and undermine the leadership
 
Foidworshippers voted second option
 
One grants the world complete prosperity and happiness forever. The other gives me a foid that I can creampie whenever I want.

I'm choosing the second one.
 
One grants the world complete prosperity and happiness forever. The other gives me a foid that I can creampie whenever I want.

I'm choosing the second one.
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nah it won't matter in the long run

normies are bad people, and they will ultimately screw up society again and undermine the leadership
Whether you are religious or not, it makes you realize the wisdom the bible offers with the story of adam and eve. The whole premise is that humanity fell into their evil ways because of a foid. The first foid caused every “bad” thing on earth that exists
 
I’d rather skibidi skeet inside my gf
 
Whether you are religious or not, it makes you realize the wisdom the bible offers with the story of adam and eve. The whole premise is that humanity fell into their evil ways because of a foid. The first foid caused every “bad” thing on earth that exists
high IQ
 
Adam simping for Eve which lead to the fall of humanity perfectly encapsulates every single case of a man’s life being ruined by a foid every time in humanity ever. History repeats itself
 
Adam simping for Eve which lead to the fall of humanity perfectly encapsulates every single case of a man’s life being ruined by a foid every time in humanity ever. History repeats itself
I'm still choosing the second button.
 
You can only press one.

One button solves virtually every global issue you can think of (jewish power, world hunger, wars, corruption, etc). The one next to it grants you the 100% loyal virgin foidfriend of your dreams.

Foidfriend == GIRLFRIEND and if you press the first button you will be incel for life.
>Solve everyone else’s problems

Or

>Solve your own

Don’t be a cuck, look out for number 1
 
I would press the foid-friend button. The world hates me anyway. Being a lifelong incel is the worst possible thing that can happen to a man, anything to avoid that.
 

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