JFL "There are girls just as nerdy as you, just go for them."

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Meanwhile, the nerdy girls be like:

You may introduce your players offhandedly to a Tabaxi bartender. "Meow," says Martha, who plays your party's Gnome Druid. "Is he tall?" Innocently, you shrug and reply, "Tabaxi are taller than the average human -- standing between six or seven feet -- so, sure, he's tall." Next thing you know, the next 20 minutes of your campaign are dedicated to wooing the Tabaxi bartender upstairs, with the rest of the party assisting in the seduction.

And Gygax forbid you introduce a villain as "brooding" or "strangely alluring." You will never get that party to kill that Bad Guy. Not ever. I hope you were planning a big wedding at the end of your "Curse of Strahd" campaign, because that's where it's heading, like it or not.

6 Lessons You Learn DMing 'Dungeons & Dragons'

So, you're thinking of getting into DMing! Good luck! You'll need it.

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[Dealer]

Nerd Chad only

 

[Top Red Garnacho]

Is he tall

 

[PersonalityDoubleD]

Nerd Chad only

Exactly kek. JFL at thinking nerdy girls have lower standards just because they are nerds.

Congrats on paragon OP btw

 

[Sloth22]

Nerd Chad only