Serious The wife wants me to sleep in the guest room so there's more space for her bf. Can I save the marriage?

[SubhumanMonster]

Dear leddit,

the wife (33F, 250lbs) (notice how I say "the" instead of "my" - I certainly am not possessive!) recently suggested to me (31M, 220lbs) that I might want to sleep in the guest room so her bf and herself (25M, 150lbs) have more space in the bedroom.

At first I felt a bit hurt, but I can understand that my wife needs enough space and also wants to have sufficient private time with her bf. However, I slightly feel excluded, as they also often spend the whole weekend together. How can I convince her to sleep more often in her bedroom?

Unfortunately I ran out of "hubby points" already after having done housework for a week. Do you guys have any other ideas?

I'm also a bit concerned the wife underpriorizes me a bit, as we didn't have sex in a few months (however she let me lick her pussy clean a few times) - what's the best way to confront her with that? I don't want to disregard her bf or cause a fight over it either, otherwise she might take my Nintendo switch away again.

Any advice?

 

[ihaveno1]

i guess we finally know the backstory @Ritalincel

 

[cucktearslol]

wouldn't surprise me if this was a real reddit post

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

How dare you say « the wife », you misogynist ? You should say « the talented and faithful woman who is the wife »

 

[SubhumanMonster]

How dare you say « the wife », you misogynist ? You should say « the talented and faithful woman who is the wife »

You are right, I hope she doesn't see this, otherwise I lose hubby points again.

Sometimes I have the feeling she might not respect me, how can I earn her respect?

 

[iKillCucks]

Cucks should be fed alive to piranhas

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

You are right, I hope she doesn't see this, otherwise I lose hubby points again.

Sometimes I have the feeling she might not respect me, how can I earn her respect?

Take more showers

Improve my personality

 

[SuperCheatBros]

How dare you say « the wife », you misogynist ? You should say « the talented and faithful woman who is the wife »

It's whomst!

 

[SubhumanMonster]

Take more showers

Improve my personality

Thanks, haven't thought of that before. I will buy some self-help books and will then convince her with my new found charm and niceness, I'm sure she will let me sleep in her bed then again more often if her bf is travelling next time again.

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

It's whomst!

Ow sorry I should welfarebuxx more single mothers as a reeducation

Thanks, haven't thought of that before. I will buy some self-help books and will then convince her with my new found charm and niceness, I'm sure she will let me sleep in her bed then again more often if her bf is travelling next time again.

Good initiative bro, don’t forget to take out a few pages of these books so her bf can clean his wet dick on them

 

[Michael15651]

Just accept that the other guy has a better personality br0

 

[Deleted member 1060]

First thing first, you should know how to put each other first, this is the very basic and foremost condition to make a poly-amorous relationship to work. Are you eating your wife's bf's cum regularly? I don't think so, otherwise you would not make an entire post asking whether you are going to leave her bedroom (yes, you read it right, it's "her", not yours or "the bedroom") or not. Remember your wife is a human being, she has feefees just like you. The best suggestion that I can give at this point is to start eating your wife's bf's cum every day in the early morning. "Two teaspoons of wife's bf's cum a day, keep all the misogyny and entitlement away!". You can tell your wife's bf to fap in a bottle, you can keep it in the freezer for future use. You can find some good cum container in walmart and they are very cheap. My wife's bf gave me a container of 12 packs during my last birthday, and guess what? Those were all filled with his cum. Good that I did not have to haggle him every day for some drops and yes, they are yummy!!

 

[Remyx]

Better than most of the posts on Reddit

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

First thing first, you should know how to put each other first, this is the very basic and foremost condition to make a poly-amorous relationship to work. Are you eating your wife's bf's cum regularly? I don't think so, otherwise you would not make an entire post asking whether you are going to leave her bedroom (yes, you read it right, it's "her", not yours or "the bedroom") or not. Remember your wife is a human being, she has feefees just like you. The best suggestion that I can give at this point is to start eating your wife's bf's cum every day in the early morning. "Two teaspoons of wife's bf's cum a day, keep all the misogyny and entitlement away!". You can tell your wife's bf to fap in a bottle, you can keep it in the freezer for future use. You can find some good cum container in walmart and they are very cheap. My wife's bf gave me a container of 12 packs during my last birthday, and guess what? Those were all filled with his cum. Good that I did not have to haggle him every day for some drops and yes, they are yummy!!

Great advice here sweaty! If op had any le self awareness, he would of did this first before coming to us with his misogyny.

Op I would also advise you to make some sort of schedule were you both spend time with le wife (33, 250lb F). Make sure it is fair too, the bf (25M, 150lbs) gets 23 hours per day with her whilst you get 1 hour in the morning when consuming his ejaculate. This should work very well, I also know very well because I am le polyamourous (my wife has 3 boyfriends and me le hubby xd) see?

 

[TINMAN]

First thing first, you should know how to put each other first, this is the very basic and foremost condition to make a poly-amorous relationship to work. Are you eating your wife's bf's cum regularly? I don't think so, otherwise you would not make an entire post asking whether you are going to leave her bedroom (yes, you read it right, it's "her", not yours or "the bedroom") or not. Remember your wife is a human being, she has feefees just like you. The best suggestion that I can give at this point is to start eating your wife's bf's cum every day in the early morning. "Two teaspoons of wife's bf's cum a day, keep all the misogyny and entitlement away!". You can tell your wife's bf to fap in a bottle, you can keep it in the freezer for future use. You can find some good cum container in walmart and they are very cheap. My wife's bf gave me a container of 12 packs during my last birthday, and guess what? Those were all filled with his cum. Good that I did not have to haggle him every day for some drops and yes, they are yummy!!

Mix it in with your soylent for extra protein and flavour

 

[SubhumanMonster]

First thing first, you should know how to put each other first, this is the very basic and foremost condition to make a poly-amorous relationship to work. Are you eating your wife's bf's cum regularly? I don't think so, otherwise you would not make an entire post asking whether you are going to leave her bedroom (yes, you read it right, it's "her", not yours or "the bedroom") or not. Remember your wife is a human being, she has feefees just like you. The best suggestion that I can give at this point is to start eating your wife's bf's cum every day in the early morning. "Two teaspoons of wife's bf's cum a day, keep all the misogyny and entitlement away!". You can tell your wife's bf to fap in a bottle, you can keep it in the freezer for future use. You can find some good cum container in walmart and they are very cheap. My wife's bf gave me a container of 12 packs during my last birthday, and guess what? Those were all filled with his cum. Good that I did not have to haggle him every day for some drops and yes, they are yummy!!

Great advice, thanks! I assume that also helps us bond together further (as we both drink his cum)

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Mix it in with your soylent for extra protein and flavour

I mix with orange juice in my daily breakfast though, it's really refreshing and keeps me energetic for the whole day!!

Great advice here sweaty! If op had any le self awareness, he would of did this first before coming to us with his misogyny.

Op I would also advise you to make some sort of schedule were you both spend time with le wife (33, 250lb F). Make sure it is fair too, the bf (25M, 150lbs) gets 23 hours per day with her whilst you get 1 hour in the morning when consuming his ejaculate. This should work very well, I also know very well because I am le polyamourous (my wife has 3 boyfriends and me le hubby xd) see?

*tips fedora

 

[Agent_Coper]

[Serious]

 

[Life Wasted]

Being a cuck has become completely normalized like having a phone or watching a movie, total bizarro feminist hellscape we live in.

 

[hapa_incel]

so you divorced your wife, you still live with her and she threatens to take away your nintendo switch? wtf is going on?