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Experiment The very real dick size poll

Dick size

  • <3''

    Votes: 3 4.9%

  • 3-4''

    Votes: 2 3.3%

  • 4-5''

    Votes: 6 9.8%

  • 5-6''

    Votes: 20 32.8%

  • 6-7''

    Votes: 20 32.8%

  • 7-8''

    Votes: 8 13.1%

  • >8''

    Votes: 4 6.6%

  • Girth:<5''

    Votes: 13 21.3%

  • Girth:5-6''

    Votes: 14 23.0%

  • Girth:>6''

    Votes: 6 9.8%
  • Total voters
    61
averageblokecel

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Last one was crap, let's see if the MIC (Massive incel cock) is real, don't forget to select girth!

Length <6'': It's over, consider penis enlargement
6-7: Just enough
7-8: Will 100% do the job
>8: Monster schlong™, men will envy you and their gf's shall not know you have that size

Girth<5'': It's over, consider penis enlargement
5-6'': CAN, MAY do the job
>6: Monster schlong™, apply same rules as with length
 
5.9'' length and 5.1'' girth
 
God, how many of these do we need every week? You already know your dick is big, enough of this egotistic crap.
 
Gremlincel said:
God, how many of these do we need every week? You already know your dick is big, enough of this egotistic crap.
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tbh we need a dick megathread where we post pics as well
 
Its a little under 6, don't know exact length and don't know the girth.
 
6.4X4.75
Probably need 5 inch girth tbh.
Oh well
 
erect or flaccid?
 
Weightcel said:
Look it's my dick brother.
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We'll do a dick5 and cross swords if we ever meet IRL
Also note, i'm 6.4 when i press against the bone from the side.. it's less than that if i don't press
 
About 6.9" x 5.1". Curiously, it has about the same relative dimensions as my body.

Foids bitch about Chad's micropenis but would never seek a "better" one out that wasn't attached to anyone 8+.
 
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fukmylyf said:
mogs me :feelsree:
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Do you push against the bone from the side though?
Index
 
fukmylyf said:
oh hell no, Im not putting a ruler inside my dick.

GTFO
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Gotta be done tbh.
And i'm guessing the "GTFO" and "anaconda-Tan" responses mean @Facade is the big dicked incel out here
 
The erect size depends a bit on how horny I am. If I'm really, really horny it can slightly hit 7'. But when I'm "just" horny it taps 6'.
 
TheNEET said:
erect or flaccid?
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None of us are defo 6-7 inches erect or nowhere near that :forcedsmile:.....
Except maybe @Facade
fukmylyf said:
he is well known 8 incher volcel who should be killed
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Fucking hell at that level he could legit join those forums for guys with big dicks, there are legit size queens out there that want a big dick no matter who's it on... Unless he's a manlet with a 3/10 face.

8 inches means he could get away with saying he's 9.5 inches to Foids (men lie about their dick size)
 
other BBC volcels include @FACEandLMS and @Genecel btw
Im glad the second one is banned
 
Ledgemund said:
Correct method is bone-pressed from the top, no? I imagine it would measure longer from the side, especially if it's curved.
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It is on top indeed
 
5.6 inches and less than 5 girth
 
Micro Gang signing in
 
fukmylyf said:
other BBC volcels include @FACEandLMS and @Genecel btw
Im glad the second one is banned
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Have you seen how ugly I am? How can I attract women to my dick when they hate my face?

Also, I am uglier than you just by race alone, e.g. you're white, so you don't have bimaxillary protrusion or a weak chin. You're not old and not balding. You don't have a long midface or close-set eyes either. I am uglier than you, so please explain to me again how I'm volcel?
 
FACEandLMS said:
Have you seen how ugly I am? How can I attract women to my dick when they hate my face?

Also, I am uglier than you just by race alone, e.g. you're white, so you don't have bimaxillary protrusion or a weak chin. You're not old and not balding. You don't have a long midface or close-set eyes either. I am uglier than you, so please explain to me again how I'm volcel?
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lol I'm a 25 year old baldcelling ethnic, wtf are you talking about
 
fukmylyf said:
tbh we need a dick megathread where we post pics as well
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Our credibility would be shot to pieces:

Face Megathread = Full of 5+ guys
Dick Megathread = Full of 5+" dicks (judging by the votes ITT)
Height Megathread = Full of 5'7+ guys (e.g. not ultramanlet)
 
FACEandLMS said:
Have you seen how ugly I am? How can I attract women to my dick when they hate my face?

Also, I am uglier than you just by race alone, e.g. you're white, so you don't have bimaxillary protrusion or a weak chin. You're not old and not balding. You don't have a long midface or close-set eyes either. I am uglier than you, so please explain to me again how I'm volcel?
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Welcome again pal
FACEandLMS said:
Our credibility would be shot to pieces:

Face Megathread = Full of 5+ guys
Dick Megathread = Full of 5+" dicks (judging by the votes ITT)
Height Megathread = Full of 5'7+ guys (e.g. not ultramanlet)
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Yeah JFL at MIC
 
FACEandLMS said:
Our credibility would be shot to pieces:

Face Megathread = Full of 5+ guys
Dick Megathread = Full of 5+" dicks (judging by the votes ITT)
Height Megathread = Full of 5'7+ guys (e.g. not ultramanlet)
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I truly hate this community
 
fukmylyf said:
bc I'm incel

nah I just like to bother you. I've seen your pics tbh
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Can you talk about being average-even-looking to get a gf but being too scared/awkward to talk to one? Which kind of ****maxxing do you mentalcels think would help you the most (aside from looksmaxxing)???

Which kind of ****maxxing have you tried?
 
Almost the size of my tooth brush but it looks like a pencil.
 
FACEandLMS said:
Can you talk about being average-even-looking to get a gf but being too scared/awkward to talk to one? Which kind of ****maxxing do you mentalcels think would help you the most (aside from looksmaxxing)???

Which kind of ****maxxing have you tried?
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well, I can only speak for myself. Social circle and status are extremely important IMO. I'm currently trying to socialmaxx, but it's very difficult at my age. I've been going to clubs/parties over the past 2 years because alcohol + drugs help a lot. I'm also trying to get more presence on social media and stuff since some girls ghost me when they find out I'm not on IG or snap. I might try tinder soon as well. Also I've asked girls out in the past (as you may remember) but failed to escalate.

I have anxiety about approaching but the biggest problem for me is severe brain fog. My mind often goes blank and I struggle to express myself. Like this post probably took me 30 min to write. @Ryo_Hazuki and a few others can probably relate. My social skills are decent otherwise

I heard meds help some people, but I haven't seen any benefits yet. Been in the system for over 10 years now. :kys:
 
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Impossible. JFL at dickcopers. Average dick is 5,2".

Ok I measured 5,75" and 5,1"

No bonepressing right?
 
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Bagelcel said:
6.4X4.75
Probably need 5 inch girth tbh.
Oh well
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yeah your like me decent lenght but girth is on the thin side. woman like a thicker dick in their pussy usually about 5.5" girth... we are so close yet so far.
 
fukmylyf said:
I might try tinder soon as well.
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No reason not to. It's definitely better to do it sooner rather than later. I regret not having made one years ago, having thought I'd need beach/nightclub/dog pics to have any kind of chance. It'll probably hold you back to some degree, but take 2-3 of your best selfies and consider it sufficient. Additionally, you can buy a phone tripod and head to the park early in the morning to get some companionfrauded shots; I'm considering adding one or two myself.
 
fukmylyf said:
tbh we need a dick megathread where we post pics as well
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You should create it. A lot of people have some issues with their dicks because they think certain stuff isn't normal and don't realize that most people have the same situation. So we could all answer to dick health-related questions and stuff
 
Descartes said:
You should create it. A lot of people have some issues with their dicks because they think certain stuff isn't normal and don't realize that most people have the same situation. So we could all answer to dick health-related questions and stuff
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Seconded, there's a lot of mixed feelings and insecurities when it comes to size. Doesn't help when porn glorifies length and girth. A lot of dicks are just unimpressive and weird though, that's just how it is.

Plus it might help some people to have a place to ask questions. I know I'd avoid going to a doctor if something was up with my junk.
 
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