Blackpill The Ubiquity of Mediocre Dating advice

[SlayerSlayer]

Every mainstream article that gives dating advice, essentially boils down to "just be mediocre bro"

Here's some examples:

1. “Be honest from the beginning! Kindness truly is hot, so if you’re trying to impress a woman, that’s an excellent place to start.”
2. “Don’t just say hi, personalize your message at least a little. You don’t have to write a novel, but a couple of sentences so that I know you’re aren’t just fishing helps a lot.”
3. “When you take a picture for your profile, make sure we can see your eyes.”
4. “Like, winks, etc. are how women give you the signal to message them.”
5. “If you’re chatting with me and we have a lot in common and you like me, let me know. I want to move forward to see if we should meet.”
6. “Don’t use the word drama in your profile. Life is full of ups and downs—that’s what gives life color and depth. Using that word makes the assumption that women are the only ones that are involved in drama.”
7. “Smile! (I’m always amazed at how many men have pictures of them frowning or not smiling.)”
8. “With online dating, you need to find the right balance between chatting online and having real-life experiences. If you go too long chatting, you can turn into a pen pal.”
9. “Have a good, recent photo. Don’t have pictures of your cars or other trophies and don’t crop out former significant others and leave behind a hand on your shoulder.”
10. “Don’t limit yourself to finding true love in a 5 mile radius. Your soulmate may live further away than that.”
11. “Say something! Don’t keep sending hearts or smiley faces.”
12. “When approaching a woman, don’t start out with a compliment on her physical appearance, or just say hi or hey. Comment on something in her picture, but not her looks, or comment on something in her profile that caught your eye."

All of this shit is incredibly obvious. You think millions of other sheepish, rule-abiding, moralfags in competition with you, aren't also googling and following this mediocre dating advice, perpetuating a cycle of mediocre dates, and mediocrity in life in general? Women HATE mediocrity. If you are just a guy that's not a celebrity you are already low-key mediocre. Women would rather get flooded with dickpics, than medicore messages that follow every rule to a tee, so at least they feel the rush of potentially ruining some small penised exhibitionist's life.

It'll tell you what's not mediocre, and what always passes the "shit-tests." CHAD'S FUCKING BONES, especially his penile bones. Chad not only breaks these rules, he Bane spinesnaps them.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

JFL @ anyone reading this sort of advice. I stumbled onto a tinder sub-reddit the other day where desperate soy cucks were posting pics of their tinder profile and asking foids why they werent getting matches. One of those was a curry, maybe a 3 or 4/10. I could tell looking at his images that betabuxxing a roastie would prolly be his only option. Yet the number of virtuesignalling cunts that advised him to switch his pictures/ modify his bio was insane. Cuck is prolly gonna do this and still wonder why he aint getting matches lol.

 

[Vorbei]

In a way it makes sense because if you're resorting to clickbait dating advice, the chances are that your capacity to provide is the only thing you've got going for you in the dating game. These articles are just a laundry list of things the average simp has to provide before he even gets the privilege of taking her out for a $100 dinner first date.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

JFL @ anyone reading this sort of advice. I stumbled onto a tinder sub-reddit the other day where desperate soy cucks were posting pics of their tinder profile and asking foids why they werent getting matches. One of those was a curry, maybe a 3 or 4/10. I could tell looking at his images that betabuxxing a roastie would prolly be his only option. Yet the number of virtuesignalling cunts that advised him to switch his pictures/ modify his bio was insane. Cuck is prolly gonna do this and still wonder why he aint getting matches lol.

FUCK, it pains me to think of how long I've been trapped gaslit like that curry, thinking I had a chance.

 

[jerrycan dan]

penile bones.

unforseen dogpill

 

[Deleted member 21219]

FUCK, it pains me to think of how long I've been trapped gaslit like that curry, thinking I had a chance.

Blue pilled hope is the worst thing. The blackpill is truly liberating.

In a way it makes sense because if you're resorting to clickbait dating advice, the chances are that your capacity to provide is the only thing you've got going for you in the dating game. These articles are just a laundry list of things the average simp has to provide before he even gets the privilege of taking her out for a $100 dinner first date.

Yas. The life of an average simp is worse than it is for any of us.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

In a way it makes sense because if you're resorting to clickbait dating advice, the chances are that your capacity to provide is the only thing you've got going for you in the dating game. These articles are just a laundry list of things the average simp has to provide before he even gets the privilege of taking her out for a $100 dinner first date.

These articles are insulting. Who are these articles for? Uneducated perv curries in India doing bobs and vagene memes? Psychotic Chadlites out of control? It's like Bill Burr's joke about billboards that say "don't beat your wife." Some men are just wired like that. For the rest of us, just think of the scores and scores of autistically pedantic men who check over advice like this over, and over, like checking a math proof or something. Retards.