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Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.
This
 
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Lol, the bible is a 2000 year cover-up from a foid cheating.
 
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Joseph was the cuck and God was the bull tbh.
 
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The bible is made up
 
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Damn, imagine getting cucked by God
Joseph was the original incel saint
 
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Insomniac said:
Joseph was the cuck and God was the bull tbh.
View attachment 72204
A random chad was the bull, God is the cover-up, but it doesn't matter, at the end of the day Joseph got all the cuddles which are the most important :soy:.
 
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Blue Squirtle said:
Lol, the bible is a 2000 year cover-up from a foid cheating.

I loled so fucking hard on this comment :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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The truth is that it's bs written by man, for man, to keep man in check
 
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Remyx said:
The truth is that it's bs written by man, for man, to keep man in check
written by jews to keep people im check...kek
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.

lmao
 
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Not_Important said:
Joseph was the original incel saint
Original cuck saint*
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.
High IQ theory tbh
 
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If the Bible is such a control mechanism, then why is it attacked and banned everywhere?

If God didn't impregnate Mary and it was just some random Chad, then why is the offspring of such union capable of healing the sick, raising the dead, casting out devils, and resurrecting?!?

Oh that's just the Bible right cuz its just a bunch of fairy tales...
Oh wait there's secular evidence of the existence of Jesus. Josephus, tacitus, etc...

https://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources
 
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Remyx said:
The truth is that it's bs written by man, for man, to keep man in check
Couldn’t have said it better myself
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.
 
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kek at religion
 
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Ghost said:
If the Bible is such a control mechanism, then why is it attacked and banned everywhere?

If God didn't impregnate Mary and it was just some random Chad, then why is the offspring of such union capable of healing the sick, raising the dead, casting out devils, and resurrecting?!?

Oh that's just the Bible right cuz its just a bunch of fairy tales...
Oh wait there's secular evidence of the existence of Jesus. Josephus, tacitus, etc...

https://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources
Christianity is so powerful it could easily fake lots of stuff to maintain the illusion.
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.

Chad is god to females so that makes sense :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::lul::lul:
 
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Christianity is a cucked religion, It’s creating cuckolds since 2000 years.
 
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FaceandHFD said:
written by jews to keep people im check...kek
this.
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.
The truth about the Bible, the Quran and the Tora is that it is made up by powehungry men to brainwash and control people.
 
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I like the Leviticus chapter though.
 
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Noixa said:
Christianity is so powerful it could easily fake lots of stuff to maintain the illusion.

I guess not powerful enough to stop Christian persecution worldwide?

Meanwhile the Muslims have cucked Europe and Canada and some of USA. The Jews to a certain extent have cucked USA, Canada, and Europe.

Piss the Muslims off, prepare to hide for dear life.
Piss the Jews off, hope you have a good enough lawyer.
Piss the Christians off? Oh well life goes on cuz it's so politically correct to bash Christians.
 
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Ghost said:
If God didn't impregnate Mary and it was just some random Chad, then why is the offspring of such union capable of healing the sick, raising the dead, casting out devils, and resurrecting?!?
 
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foids would take a bullet for him since he's depicted as a chad. imagine chadfishing millions of foids 2000 years after death
 
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Ghost said:
If the Bible is such a control mechanism, then why is it attacked and banned everywhere?

If God didn't impregnate Mary and it was just some random Chad, then why is the offspring of such union capable of healing the sick, raising the dead, casting out devils, and resurrecting?!?

Oh that's just the Bible right cuz its just a bunch of fairy tales...
Oh wait there's secular evidence of the existence of Jesus. Josephus, tacitus, etc...

https://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources
 
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Our mission is to spread the existence of God and the moral basics.
We did it via Christianity and Islam.
If not that you goyim were still eating your kids alive.
 
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Ghost said:
If the Bible is such a control mechanism, then why is it attacked and banned everywhere?

If God didn't impregnate Mary and it was just some random Chad, then why is the offspring of such union capable of healing the sick, raising the dead, casting out devils, and resurrecting?!?

Oh that's just the Bible right cuz its just a bunch of fairy tales...
Oh wait there's secular evidence of the existence of Jesus. Josephus, tacitus, etc...

https://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources
This is just shitposting man... don't take it to seriously.
 
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Noixa said:
Mary was a stacy who got fucked by chad and in order to not get killed by her cuck husband she made her orbiters invent a religion and write the Bible and claimed "God" got her pregnant.
Immaculate conception is simply a conception that is immaculate. Virgin Birth=Virgo birth, Jesus was an incel because the stars bro... A lot of the symbolism and hidden messages come from older cultures. The New Testament is filled with Canaanite themes. Unfortunately for the blackcels... he probably wasn't a blackcel...
 
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Truth is it was jewish bullshit. Abrahamic religions are for sandniggers
 
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ElliotRodgerHere said:
Truth is it was jewish bullshit. Abrahamic religions are for sandniggers
"Muh white race"
"Muh jooz"
Whatever keeps you from roping, I guess.
 
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Blue Squirtle said:
Lol, the bible is a 2000 year cover-up from a foid cheating.
 
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The immaculate conception was actually physically proven. The Virgin Mary still had her hymen in tact after the birth of the Christ, and as we all know, almost every time the first penis breaks it... certainly a child would destroy it.

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What do you get out of posting like a 14 year old whom skipped church for the first time because your "gay parents" made you go? Here, this place may be more suitable for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/
 
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StormlitAqua said:
The immaculate conception was actually physically proven. The Virgin Mary still had her hymen in tact after the birth of the Christ, and as we all know, almost every time the first penis breaks it... certainly a child would destroy it.

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What do you get out of posting like a 14 year old whom skipped church for the first time because your "gay parents" made you go? Here, this place may be more suitable for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/
It's a joke you brainlet reddit poster.

Also even if her fake corpse would be found it would be just bones.
 
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People need to know this in 2020.
Necromaxx.
 
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lifeisbullshit95 said:
People need to know this in 2020.
Necromaxx.
yeah
 
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Lol, the bible is a 2000 year cover-up from a foid cheating.
 

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