It's Over The truest sign of balding is not finding hair in the drain but having to pull hair out of your dickhole

[Atavistic Autist]

Multiple times now, a stray hair from my head has found itself into my dickhole while I fap, and I have had to uncomfortably pull it out.

The chances of this are so minuscule that to have it occur multiple times is the worst omen the Norwood Reaper can send.

This can even be fatal. I once heard that a hair lodged in a man's dickhole killed him during ejaculation. Be careful boyos.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

It can kill you? Damn both dickpill and norwoodpill are deadly.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

It can kill you? Damn both dickpill and norwoodpill are deadly.

Yes bro. iirc the strand of hair traveled from his dick deeper into his body and pierced something. JFL.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

It can kill you? Damn both dickpill and norwoodpill are deadly.

Meekspill is even worse

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Yes bro. iirc the strand of hair traveled from his dick deeper into his body and pierced something. JFL.

Jesus man, wtf jfll

cant you piss it out?

 

[Atavistic Autist]

cant you piss it out?

I think the cum tube and the piss tube are different.

 

[Haywire]

do you gape your dickhole?

 

[Atavistic Autist]

do you gape your dickhole?

When I'm in bed I take my dick out of my underwear to fap. My dickhole then grinds against my blankie, which has hairs on it. As I fap a hair enters the hole, and they can pretty long too! Taking them out is very unsettling.

 

[jerrycan dan]

This can even be fatal. I once heard that a hair lodged in a man's dickhole killed him during ejaculation. Be careful boyos.

How?