Story The time where i showed of my dick at a beach (Story)

[Friezacel]

I dont know why, but this story just randomply popped into my head, so why not share it.

This incident happened around 5 years ago. I was with my family and some relatives in Italy to make holidays. What we did every day was go to the beach. There were also showers available, which i used to wash off the salt after i was done swimming. Since i have an above average dick, especially for my height, i decided to shower there completely naked, even though almost everyone showered with their bathing clothes on. I hoped that some foid would look at my dick and go crazy, but who would have thought, no foid gave a fuck. The only thing that happened was some mid aged dude complaining about me showering naked.

 

[Slut_Annihilator298]

Bit of an off-topic question, but how are the women in Italy? I heard they all have great tits

 

[Friezacel]

Bit of an off-topic question, but how are the women in Italy? I heard they all have great tits

tbh, i dont remember at all anyore how the foids were looking

 

[RegularManlet]

Kind of off topic response

But I have only ever seen naked boobs IRL twice

One time it was a foid doing nude bathing tan at a public beach so she had her tits out at the beach

What was awful about it was that it was a family beach not a nudist beach

And she did it right next to the only entrance to the beach so everyone walking by saw

Would have been crucified and called a paedo if it was a male with his dick and balls out

 

[nice_try]

Since i have an above average dick

nice humble-brag

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Dickpill works better if you're a shower instead of a grower

 

[Friezacel]

Dickpill works better if you're a shower instead of a grower

I was hard during the shower. Also most men have blood penis instead of flesh penis

 

[Friezacel]

@LeFrenchCel why did i get 10% for this ? There isnt much for me to brag about when i cant even use my dick

 

[LeFrenchCel]

@LeFrenchCel why did i get 10% for this ? There isnt much for me to brag about when i cant even use my dick

Someone complained about the fact you talked about your above average dick

 

[Friezacel]

Someone complained about the fact you talked about your above average dick

and thats reason enough for a warning ? To me it was rather a description and not intended to be a brag

 

[Vlarke]

Stfuu

 

[LeFrenchCel]

and thats reason enough for a warning ? To me it was rather a description and not intended to be a brag

That's a small brag, hence the small warning

 

[Friezacel]

That's a small brag, hence the small warning

please remove it saar, i didnt mean to brag

 

[Friezacel]

Stfuu

why

 

[LeFrenchCel]

please remove it saar, i didnt mean to brag

Nah it will stay

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Stfuu

 

[nice_try]

and thats reason enough for a warning ? To me it was rather a description and not intended to be a brag

Yes, yes that's enough. "Story time: I have a huge dick (but nobody was looking)". Teeheeee.
Fuck off with your brag story. It's worthless. Nothing can be extracted from this shit story except that you have a big cock.

 

[K1ng N0th1ng]

Also most men have blood penis instead of flesh penis

What do you mean by this.

 

[Friezacel]

What do you mean by this.

A blood penis is a penis thats rather small in its non erect state and gains most of his size when erected. A flesh/meat penis is a penis that has most of its length (70-80%) in its non erect state and only gains grows a bit when erect.