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Story The time my mom found my hentai collection.

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Well, story time. I was quite young at the time and just started masturbating. I had my phone unlocked (absolute stupidity..) and went to take a shower. Came back, mom said "Let's go." so we sat at a cafe and she told me that she found a bunch of hentai on my phone. I was in a kik group with a couple friends and we'd post a lot of hentai. She got onto the kik (for some abhorrent reason) and talked to my fucking friends jfl and asked them questions. My dad found out, so did my brother. In fact, one time, when my brother was making fun of me, I tried retaliating but he threatened to tell my cousins about the whole situation so I shut up, but they became curious so he told them. That day, little Boeuf remembered "Happiness isn't for everyone, it's only for normalfags and chads.". Although the good that came out of it is that I'm less inhibited around family since they know about that lol.
 
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and this is why I always make sure I lock my phone before I take a shower instead of just tossing it on the bed because that 30 second time window is everything
 
and this is why I always make sure I lock my phone before I take a shower instead of just tossing it on the bed because that 30 second time window is everything
Show your mom your avi
 
Iv memri tv he is even worse than a jew he 42747071
 
i have passcodes on all my devices
 
and this is why I always make sure I lock my phone before I take a shower instead of just tossing it on the bed because that 30 second time window is everything
 
Why not bring your phone into the bathroom with you.
 
Well, story time. I was quite young at the time and just started masturbating. I had my phone unlocked (absolute stupidity..) and went to take a shower. Came back, mom said "Let's go." so we sat at a cafe and she told me that she found a bunch of hentai on my phone. I was in a kik group with a couple friends and we'd post a lot of hentai. She got onto the kik (for some abhorrent reason) and talked to my fucking friends jfl and asked them questions. My dad found out, so did my brother. In fact, one time, when my brother was making fun of me, I tried retaliating but he threatened to tell my cousins about the whole situation so I shut up, but they became curious so he told them. That day, little Boeuf remembered "Happiness isn't for everyone, it's only for normalfags and chads.".

Relatable. I used to run a hentai blog with thousands of pictures. My little sister found out and told my parents.
At least they didn't think that I was gay anymore...
 
I don't believe this story. Which kind of mom would know what "hentai" is? BUSTED!
 
They should appreciate your good taste
 
I had my phone unlocked
Jfl thats also how I got caught at the age of 12, I wasn’t watching hentai but I was watching some weird deepthroat video.
 
It will be kinda weird and annoying that u get caughted watching hentai by ur fmly
 
At least it wasn't playboys hidden in the barn
 
That sounds awkward af I'm sorry for you
 
Thank god it has never happened to me
 
I would make a massive argument if my parent checked my phone like that tbh.
My little sister found out and told my parents.
Take revenge, tell them about how many chad's cocks she swallows on an average day. Get her insta/snap/tinder and just show it, i wonder how would they react (especially the father) :feelskek:
 
I wouldn't care less, my relatives have lost all hope and respect for me :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
I would make a massive argument if my parent checked my phone like that tbh.

Take revenge, tell them about how many chad's cocks she swallows on an average day. Get her insta/snap/tinder and just show it, i wonder how would they react (especially the father) :feelskek:

It was a long time ago.
Also, my dad is a huge simp. He knew when my older sister was fucking guys for money when she was 15, and he didn't do shit.
My mom uses my dad like a fucking proxy-warrior because she knows I don't like her. So she sends my dad instead, like the fucking golem, to do her bidding and give me instructions.
I hate simps, I hate them so much.
 
Hope you're on NoFap now
 
Also, my dad is a huge simp. He knew when my older sister was fucking guys for money when she was 15, and he didn't do shit.
:dafuckfeels::feelspuke::feelsclown:
no wonder you're an incel with such an elite genetic ancestry
 
:dafuckfeels::feelspuke::feelsclown:
no wonder you're an incel with such an elite genetic ancestry

I can look back at a 100 years of simping dude. All of them great men with one giant flaw: They were all simps.
No matter what they did or where they came from, street-boys, hustlers, doctors, engineers....all of them got destroyed by women.
This shit ends right here with me.
I will never marry.
I will never reproduce.

JFL, I am making this sound like I have a choice lmao
:feelsbadman:
 
Jfl, my parents would be weirded out enough if they found regular anime or videogames on my phone.
One thing that shocked me as much as the prevalence of hentai would shock boomers is how universal taking and sharing nudes is with females and Chads. Was reading an article about revenge porn and apparently sharing nudes is what everyone does.
 
Once i thought that knocking the door before opening was a thing that my parents understood.
Mom walked into me watching staceys eating their pussy.
:kys:
 
If I found out my son is into hentai he's getting disowned.
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Sorry you had to go through that. My parents did similar stuff to me when i was young.

Every parent thinks they're a character in an oscar nominated movie. When shit like this happens they go to their kids and say “we need to talk” or something like that, and with this pained, thoughtful expression on their face, they start asking questions like “well, where did you find this stuff” and saying “this type of content is just not suitable for people your age”.

They act like they are talking cuba down from sending the world into global thermonuclear war. They are so serious about these completely unimportant things like stupid porn on their kids phone. As if they could actually change anything by having a serious talk with their kid.
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Sorry you had to go through that. My parents did similar stuff to me when i was young.
Don't worry about it.

Every parent thinks they're a character in an oscar nominated movie. When shit like this happens they go to their kids and say “we need to talk” or something like that, and with this pained, thoughtful expression on their face, they start asking questions like “well, where did you find this stuff” and saying “this type of content is just not suitable for people your age”.

They act like they are talking cuba down from sending the world into global thermonuclear war. They are so serious about these completely unimportant things like stupid porn on their kids phone. As if they could actually change anything by having a serious talk with their kid.
I mean, in a perfect world, if I had a kid I wouldnt want him watching porn. Would much rather get him married but thats not a feasible option anymore.
 

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