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Serious The time I got knocked out for cold approaching.

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Not sure if this warrants it's own thread but it was requested by @Grodd

I approached this obese woman at the mall that I thought was by herself. She wasn't receptive to my approach and I was getting ready to walk away, then her boyfriend comes up to me and stands over me all like "YO THAT'S MY GIRL!". He was at least a few inches taller than be, like 6'4 and clearly jacked. I remember just looking at his traps popping out of his shirt (think like brock lesnar, or the moreplatesmoredates guy). I knew I had zero chance of beating this guy in a fight so I was trying to deescalate the situation without looking like a bitch (a very thin line to walk). When I realized he wasn't going to calm down, I turned to walk away and that's when I saw his fist coming in my peripheral vision, but obviously it was too late. I don't remember actually getting hit, but I was knocked out. Not knocked down, but literally rendered unconscious. It was sort of comparable to general anesthesia, like the needle goes in and you don't really remember the moments before you're out, then you wake up but it's not like waking up from regular sleep, you don't really have a sense of how much time passed. Realistically I couldn't have been out for that long. Mall security was there, but nobody who was around me saw what happened. I was told to wait because someone called 911, so I bolted out of there because I didn't have health insurance. This was about 17-18 years ago.

I attribute this incident to a combination of mate guarding instinct and roid rage. He had to have been roided up because there's zero chance a natty guy could be as big as this dude.

In b4 some internet tough guy says "oh if that were me I would have kicked his ass" "you're a cuck for backing out" "HAHAHA REKT U PUSSY!", if a 6'4 roided up dude was trying to fight you, you'd try to bitch out too, so I don't wanna hear you little fantasy LARP. This was the only time in my entire life I tried to bitch out in such a manner as I'm generally low inhib and have been in plenty of fights.
 
He's a fucking faggot you Should have called the police on him and got him arrested :feelshaha:
 
6'4 jacked guy with a landwhale lmao
 
He's a fucking faggot you Should have called the police on him and got him arrested :feelshaha:

The guy was gone when I regained consciousness and I had no idea who he was and I never saw him again. Police don't really investigate crimes like this. Not like they're going to go on a manhunt for a guy who knocked out some guy.
 
Should’ve spit in his face and ran

The guy was just inches away from me. When someone is that close to you running away isn't an option (assuming he's determined to fight you) since it would take longer for you to turn around and start running than it would be for him to just reach out and grab you.
 
Sounds pretty brutal, I'm sorry that it happened to you. Unfortunately, this kind of behavior is more and more commonplace today.
 
I guess all we can learn from this is when you pissed someone off, don't turn your back and stay out of range of a punch/

Cool story tho
 
It’s okay at least he’s betabuxxing a landwhale.he doesn’t sound too happy
 
"Worst that can happen is that she says no:soy::foidSoy:!"

Just about every guy I know who frequented bars or nightclubs has a story of a guy attacking him either out of nowhere or just because he thought he was so much as looking at his chick for too long. Now imagine actually trying to do cold approaches as an incel manlet with no friends to back you up not just in those places, but really most places where you can actually meet people:feelshaha::worryfeels:.
 
The guy was gone when I regained consciousness and I had no idea who he was and I never saw him again. Police don't really investigate crimes like this. Not like they're going to go on a manhunt for a guy who knocked out some guy.
What about security cameras?!
That is assault, at the very least. He might have killed you.

You can't let this one slide. You owe it to youself to get this subhuman locked up where he will get a taste of his own medicine.
 
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always be strapped dont let niggers get you. youll get out of jail but not the cemetary
 
Holy shit. Guess us swinging first should be the only option.
 
It’s okay at least he’s betabuxxing a landwhale.he doesn’t sound too happy

Considering how roided up he was and how long ago this was, there's a good chance he died of a heart attack already, or at least has very serious health problems. Guys who are that roided up have shorter lifespans than even people who are extremely morbidly obese. Either that or he's in prison right now considering how prone he clearly is to violence.
 
If he’s that aggressive then he’s probably dead already for attacking the wrong person

They’ll go on and on about “creepy” guys or dudes like us but they won’t ever say anything about guys like the one in your story.
 
NYE Reminder, that man was more welcomed in our society, more cherished, less alienated and if this story was ever public news then he would be seen as the hero and you'd be seen as an "ugly creep"
 
They’ll go on and on about “creepy” guys or dudes like us but they won’t ever say anything about guys like the one in your story.
 
it is pointless to protect gf form other man, if she doesn't want you, she will cheat anyways
 
What about security cameras?!
That is assault, at the very least. He might have killed you.

Like I said, police don't investigate crimes like this. If my attacker was there when police showed up or if I had an identity, it's a different story, but they're not going to go on a fucking manhunt over a fist fight, lol.
You can't let this one slide. You owe it to youself to get this subhuman locked up where he will get a taste of his own medicine.

Yeah, let me go on an epic quest to find out who knocked me out in a mall 17 years ago. But even if I find him, there's the whole statutes of limitations thing, so this will also require time travel. I'll look up some used 1981 deloreans, but I'm gonna need you to help me figure out a way to produce the required 1.21 gigawatts.
 
I would've ran for it the moment I hear some 6'4 jacked guy shouting "Hey that's my girl".
 
Should have got that filthy animal put away
 
Roid rage is real,luckily if you know any martial arts you will be way better off against them cause most of them do 0 cardio and get gassed out in 20 seconds.
 
Was he a wigger?

Uh...sorta but not really. I'm originally from an area where everyone sort of talks like that regardless of race. That's sort of my default but I make a conscious effort to not talk like that, especially at work.

When I think of a wigger I think of someone wearing overly baggy jeans, ecko or rocawear, gold chains, and a hat that's either tilted diagonally, or to the side (or even better, a durag) and completely playing it straight. Bonus points if they ended every sentence with "homie" but you could tell they wished they could say the N word. Those guys were often fucking hilarious. God damnit I miss the 2000s.

But anyway the guy in question seemed more of a "dudebro" than a "wigger".
 
Like I said, police don't investigate crimes like this. If my attacker was there when police showed up or if I had an identity, it's a different story, but they're not going to go on a fucking manhunt over a fist fight, lol.


Yeah, let me go on an epic quest to find out who knocked me out in a mall 17 years ago. But even if I find him, there's the whole statutes of limitations thing, so this will also require time travel. I'll look up some used 1981 deloreans, but I'm gonna need you to help me figure out a way to produce the required 1.21 gigawatts.
I did not know that it was 17 years ago. LoL
 
always be strapped dont let niggers get you. youll get out of jail but not the cemetary
:lul::lul::lul:

Tbh yall niggers be fucking cold approachjng anyone, the other day some retard said he approached some homeless foid jfl
 
In b4 some internet tough guy says "oh if that were me I would have kicked his ass" "you're a cuck for backing out" "HAHAHA REKT U PUSSY!", if a 6'4 roided up dude was trying to fight you, you'd try to bitch out too, so I don't wanna hear you little fantasy LARP. This was the only time in my entire life I tried to bitch out in such a manner as I'm generally low inhib and have been in plenty of fights.
nigga if u were strapped then you could of shot his balls off and turned him into a low T faggot
 
mfs who act tough like this are insufferable. All it would take is a bullet to their balls just to humble them quick, forcefully castrated and turned into a low T fag
 
Not sure if this warrants it's own thread but it was requested by @Grodd

I approached this obese woman at the mall that I thought was by herself. She wasn't receptive to my approach and I was getting ready to walk away, then her boyfriend comes up to me and stands over me all like "YO THAT'S MY GIRL!". He was at least a few inches taller than be, like 6'4 and clearly jacked. I remember just looking at his traps popping out of his shirt (think like brock lesnar, or the moreplatesmoredates guy). I knew I had zero chance of beating this guy in a fight so I was trying to deescalate the situation without looking like a bitch (a very thin line to walk). When I realized he wasn't going to calm down, I turned to walk away and that's when I saw his fist coming in my peripheral vision, but obviously it was too late. I don't remember actually getting hit, but I was knocked out. Not knocked down, but literally rendered unconscious. It was sort of comparable to general anesthesia, like the needle goes in and you don't really remember the moments before you're out, then you wake up but it's not like waking up from regular sleep, you don't really have a sense of how much time passed. Realistically I couldn't have been out for that long. Mall security was there, but nobody who was around me saw what happened. I was told to wait because someone called 911, so I bolted out of there because I didn't have health insurance. This was about 17-18 years ago.

I attribute this incident to a combination of mate guarding instinct and roid rage. He had to have been roided up because there's

In b4 some internet tough guy says "oh if that were me I would have kicked his ass" "you're a cuck for backing out" "HAHAHA REKT U PUSSY!", if a 6'4 roided up dude was trying to fight you, you'd try to bitch out too, so I don't wanna hear you little fantasy LARP. This was the only time in my entire life I tried to bitch out in such a manner as I'm generally low inhib and have been in plenty of fights.
You sound american why dont you carry
here in serbia i shoot niggers that act like that for fun
 
mfs who act tough like this are insufferable. All it would take is a bullet to their balls just to humble them quick, forcefully castrated and turned into a low T fag
Why he doesnt carry at least a simple glock is crazy
 
Why he doesnt carry at least a simple glock is crazy

At the time I was living in a state where getting a CCW is next to impossible.

And even if I somehow did qualify for a CCW, in most states you can't just shoot an unarmed person for getting in your face if he hasn't assaulted you or made a clear attempt to, and by the time he DID assault me it was too late because I was knocked out. There was a case in TEXAS where a guy was threatening someone with a weapon in his hands and he was shot dead by the guy he was threatening, and he ended up getting charged with murder. There's a video of the incident, it was over garbage or something. I'm sure a lot of you guys know what I'm talking about. And again, this was in a gun friendly state. So if I had a gun and shot him in the state that I lived it, I would have certainly been charged with murder (or attempted murder if he lived)...a guilty verdict would have been a guarantee, especially since I was a broke 19-20 year old so I'd have a public defender.
 
At the time I was living in a state where getting a CCW is next to impossible.

And even if I somehow did qualify for a CCW, in most states you can't just shoot an unarmed person for getting in your face if he hasn't assaulted you or made a clear attempt to, and by the time he DID assault me it was too late because I was knocked out. There was a case in TEXAS where a guy was threatening someone with a weapon in his hands and he was shot dead by the guy he was threatening, and he ended up getting charged with murder. There's a video of the incident, it was over garbage or something. I'm sure a lot of you guys know what I'm talking about. And again, this was in a gun friendly state. So if I had a gun and shot him in the state that I lived it, I would have certainly been charged with murder (or attempted murder if he lived)...a guilty verdict would have been a guarantee, especially since I was a broke 19-20 year old so I'd have a public defender.
couldve at least threatened him when he got up in your face
 
getting knocked out cause of obese slut is brutal shit
 

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