JFL The story of JohnWickCel

[Deleted member 22572]

3 of his family members commit suicide in one year

Walks in on his mom getting gangbanged by 3 black dudes

Planned on a date to commit suicide and when he finally attempted suicide his shotgun (((jammed)))

Goes to therapy now and takes jewpills and has been diagnosed with bipolar apparently

 

[Cowcel]

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[rope2cope]

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[Deleted member 22572]

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[Cowcel]

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[Deleted member 24160]

How do people keep getting that second one wrong?

 

[Animecel2D]

Quite the tragedy.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

How do people keep getting that second one wrong?

4 guys instead of 3?

 

[Deleted member 22572]

How do people keep getting that second one wrong?

Elab

 

[Deleted member 24160]

4 guys instead of 3?

Elab

About how I walked in on it. And another point, I don't mind that people disbelieve it, but I don't know how that is "obviously" a lie yet people still post the cheating posts from Reddit and believe them 100 percent.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

About how I walked in on it. And another point, I don't mind that people disbelieve it, but I don't know how that is "obviously" a lie yet people still post the cheating posts from Reddit and believe them 100 percent.

Ok, John "Jammed Shotgun" Wick

 

[Dregster]

How do people keep getting that second one wrong?

You should be dead

 

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[Deleted member 24160]

You should be dead

 

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[ChinaCurry]

3 of his family members commit suicide in one year

Walks in on his mom getting gangbanged by 3 black dudes

Planned on a date to commit suicide and when he finally attempted suicide his shotgun (((jammed)))

Goes to therapy now and takes jewpills and has been diagnosed with bipolar apparently

Think it was his cousin getting gang banged by @Colvin76 and his boys, not his mum.

I don't even know what the guys deal is, like is he even ugly? I always though zoomers have it easy because they're all having random casual sex, and 95% of them are low T anyway. So I do wonder if he just has a mental, rather than physical block, but I think a lot of people have been super harsh on him, he seems like a decent, respectful kid, and he has had v Interetesting life.

 

[Deleted member 24160]

Think it was his cousin getting gang banged by @Colvin76 and his boys, not his mum.

I don't even know what the guys deal is, like is he even ugly? I always though zoomers have it easy because they're all having random casual sex, and 95% of them are low T anyway. So I do wonder if he just has a mental, rather than physical block, but I think a lot of people have been super harsh on him, he seems like a decent, respectful kid, and he has had v Interetesting life.

Please stop. If this is somehow genuine, your bringing pain on yourself by defending me. I personally don't think I'm ugly, but girls do and they've called me ugly tons of times. And Zoomers are not having casual sex, only the girls and chads are.

 

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[Deleted member 22572]

I always though zoomers have it easy because they're all having random casual sex

Tf r u on about. That's only chads and stacies

Hypergamy is the worst especially for the younger generations fam. In my class only 1 boy in my class had had a gf/sex b4 and he's a 6 foot tall blonde gigachad

 

[Incline]

Yeah none of those things happened btw.

 

[Dregster]

Keep coping faggot

You dont belong here and you know it

 

[ChinaCurry]

Tf r u on about. That's only chads and stacies

Hypergamy is the worst especially for the younger generations fam. In my class only 1 boy in my class had had a gf/sex b4 and he's a 6 foot tall blonde gigachad

This isn't my impressions and I am an old millenial.

But as I walk around 99% of zoomers have worse forward growth, beard growth , bideltoid, and much smaller frame than me.

They are raised terribly by shit parents, shit anti biotics and there is no question they are low T.

Yet they are happy, I think the culture is not like the alpha Vs beta Vs omega we grew up with, so I think it's much more accepting of low value men now.

I'm not saying the 99% who are generic trash are banging Stacies, but I'm saying I think they get laid

 

[Deleted member 27249]

LMAO at anyone who takes his posts seriously. I fucking laugh whenever I see them seriously comment or argue on a kid's threads

 

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[Uglymuggly]

Please stop. If this is somehow genuine, your bringing pain on yourself by defending me. I personally don't think I'm ugly, but girls do and they've called me ugly tons of times. And Zoomers are not having casual sex, only the girls and chads are.

Exactly foids and chads are fucking. Many zoomer males rot

 

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[Deleted member 19971]

Those jewpills are going to fuck him up.

 

[Deleted member 24160]

Those jewpills are going to fuck him up.

There's no effect so far, so I think I'm fine. They're useless so far.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

There's no effect so far, so I think I'm fine. They're useless so far.

XD

 

[IHateeWomen]

Planned on a date to commit suicide and when he finally attempted suicide his shotgun (((jammed)))

JFL

 

[asdf1234]

Johnfakecel

 

[2340922]

any proof

 

[Deleted member 22572]

any proof

My ass

 

[Deleted member 24160]

any proof

I made threads on them. People understandably don't believe them.

 

[2340922]

I made threads on them. People understandably don't believe them.

i dont belive u... show me the proof...

 

[Deleted member 24160]

i dont belive u... show me the proof...

https://incels.is/threads/ive-had-3-male-family-members-commit-suicide-this-year.226375/

The shotgun didn't jam, I just backed out of going through with it.

I didn't have the guts to pull the trigger but I didn't want to come back and have everyone go "See? I told you he wouldn't go through with it". I'm saying this because there was some rightful disbelief over it and I realize it really doesn't matter whether I backed out of it or not.

incels.is

 

[2340922]

https://incels.is/threads/ive-had-3-male-family-members-commit-suicide-this-year.226375/

The shotgun didn't jam, I just backed out of going through with it.

I didn't have the guts to pull the trigger but I didn't want to come back and have everyone go "See? I told you he wouldn't go through with it". I'm saying this because there was some rightful disbelief over it and I realize it really doesn't matter whether I backed out of it or not.

incels.is

u seem interesting wanna give me more info.. and telll me how did it feel to be pointing at ur self

 

[Deleted member 24160]

u seem interesting wanna give me more info.. and telll me how did it feel to be pointing at ur self

No.

 

[2340922]

No.

then no...bye

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Ok, John "Jammed Shotgun" Wick

John Wick 2 shotgun jam in catacombs

At a certain point in John Wick 2 during the catacombs scene in Italy, Wick's shotgun jams and he has to eject the shell. However, prior to the jam, there is clearly something red hanging off the s...

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At a certain point in John Wick 2 during the catacombs scene in Italy, Wick's shotgun jams and he has to eject the shell. However, prior to the jam, there is clearly something red hanging off the shotgun that looks like a shell for several cut-scenes.

Was this a production sequencing mistake and the jammed shell was already 'stuck' in there so that he just had to rack it out? Not sure how difficult it is to intentionally stage a jammed shell.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

John Wick 2 shotgun jam in catacombs

At a certain point in John Wick 2 during the catacombs scene in Italy, Wick's shotgun jams and he has to eject the shell. However, prior to the jam, there is clearly something red hanging off the s...

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Kek the memes write themselves.
@JohnWickCel thought?

 

[PotatoTomato]

I cri evritiem

 

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[JFL] The Ballad of JohnWickcel

3 of his family members commit suicide in one year

Walks in on his mom getting gangbanged by 3 black dudes

Planned on a date to commit suicide and when he finally attempted suicide his shotgun (((jammed)))

Goes to therapy now and takes jewpills and has been diagnosed with bipolar apparently

 

[Intellectual NPC]

That story sounds like it's 100% true and irrefutable.

 

[ChinaCurry]

Wait @JohnWickCel they fucked your mum? Wasn’t it your cousin?

Defo not his mum, was his cousin, and her husband walked in on them, not @JohnWickCel himself.
Btw did u ever find out how big the BBCs were? It could have been 3 guys like @Colvin76 for all we know, which would be lifefuel for dicklets

 

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Defo not his mum, was his cousin, and her husband walked in on them, not @JohnWickCel himself.
Btw did u ever find out how big the BBCs were? It could have been 3 guys like @Colvin76 for all we know, which would be lifefuel for dicklets

He was LARPing about that gang bang for attention

 

[Lookscel]

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[ChinaCurry]

He was LARPing about that gang bang for attention

I know it's not likely, but if you look accross other forums and shit like Reddit, there are so many cases of decent, respectable white girls getting caught voluntarily in gangbangs with BBC, and I don't just mean high value BBC like th guys in BLACKED, even ugly subhuman BBC's , just check out amateur porn.

Possibly a larp, but possible too