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The Story of Hephaestus, the Ugly Greek God

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[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Hephaestus was the only ugly god among perfectly beautiful immortals. He was the son of Zeus and Hera. [/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Hephaestus was born deformed and was cast out of heaven by one or both of his parents when they noticed that he was imperfect. I[/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]n most accounts, Aphrodite is named as his wife, although she was unfaithful to him (with Ares, for one). Theirs was an arranged marriage by Zeus himself to stop the fighting over Aphrodite by the other male Gods.[/font]

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[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]The ugliness of Hephaestus was sufficient for Hera to immediately reject the baby, and so the Greek goddess was said to have thrown her child off of Mount Olympus, and after a long fall, Hephaestus fell into the sea near to the island of Lemnos.[/font]

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His own mother threw him down to the earth because of his ugliness. He was treated like filth by his own mother because of his deformities. Hephaestus had no place in this world of perfect beings.
 
RE: The Story of Hephaestus, the Ugly God

Hephaestus mogs me
 
Prometheus is the ER of greek mythology, and the imperfect mankind are the incels.
 
RE: The Story of Hephaestus, the Ugly God

jackbud said:
Hephaestus mogs me

He does?

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also this for some mythology discussion
 
lol thats kinda fucked greek mythology is too metal and also retarded
 
RE: The Story of Hephaestus, the Ugly God

OTaKu_WarrIOr_N said:

even the ancient sculptors realize the importance of maxilla law and undereye support
 
The Greek pill.

I really enjoyed this story. Even if you have powers that towers above normal men, it’s all cope. the only real power is face.
 

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