Story The shopkeeper's fetish

[foosballcel]

There is a shopkeeper who has a fetish for being robbed, but only by good looking men. The men rob his store every day despite being rich themselves and having no need to do so. The shopkeeper doesn't report them to the police and cums to it.

Then suddenly a starving man comes in and sees everyone else is stealing, so tries to steal an apple for some form of energy as its not expensive.

Suddenly the shopkeeper starts to cry and calls the police, the poor guy who stole gets life in prison. On social media everyone comforts the shop keeper who's apple was stolen. The next day the good looking robbers come back and start stealing again.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Legendary post tbh

 

[imsorry]

what the hell r u smoking?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

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What?

 

[NorthernWind]

Women are not objects .

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I know about candice.

Owens?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Candice this fit in your mouth, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Candace owens can take all dicks in her mouth.

 

[Deleted member 29230]

Blackpilled fact chad can rob stores without consequences

 

[Linesnap99]

Legendary post tbh

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

one of the best posts in awhile lmao

 

[BITG]

what the hell r u smoking?

 

[Izayacel]

halo effect proven yet again

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Well done.

 

[foosballcel]

Legendary post tbh

thx

 

[arianaisawesome1]

There is a shopkeeper who has a fetish for being robbed, but only by good looking men. The men rob his store every day despite being rich themselves and having no need to do so. The shopkeeper doesn't report them to the police and cums to it.

Then suddenly a starving man comes in and sees everyone else is stealing, so tries to steal an apple for some form of energy as its not expensive.

Suddenly the shopkeeper starts to cry and calls the police, the poor guy who stole gets life in prison. On social media everyone comforts the shop keeper who's apple was stolen. The next day the good looking robbers come back and start stealing again.

Life summed up

 

[crestfallencel]

metaphors me

 

[Lookscel]

Legendary post tbh

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Legendary post tbh

 

[Robtical]

That shopkeeper should get the shit kicked out of him, so should rosties who behave the same with their holes.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Great post

 

[RollD20]

Women are not objects .

Women are a commodity

 

[Mecoja]

Is this about rape?

 

[foosballcel]

Is this about rape?

did you really not get it? it should have been obvious, everyone else seemed to get it

 

[nystagmuscel]

one of the best posts in awhile lmao

 

[SubHumanCurry]

what the hell r u smoking?

 

[Emba]

Should have stole a orange