It's Over The Rocky movies are a brutal exhibition of the agepill.

[FrothySolutions]

I tried marathonning them all and boy, I sure wish he just stayed in the 80s when the world was a G.I. Joe cartoon. Even Rocky 5 was fun. But after 2006 it's just been cold. All his friends are dead, all his money is gone, and his body... that's the worst part. Because I thought Stallone worked out, lifted heavy. He can do those headbanger pull-ups and everything. But he still looks kinda soggy. And so I'm like, why??? How do you stop this???

And I start making excuses for myself. "I'm not that old yet, plus doesn't Stallone smoke or something? I don't! So I won't look that bad when I'm his age! Right?" Ignoring the fact that, first of all, Stallone makes up for any vices by his intense athletic regimen. And second of all, no he does not smoke anymore. He quit decades ago. So if Rocky can't beat time, I can't beat time. Time is undefeated.

 

[Deleted member 265]

living as incel past 35 is delusion

al pacino is a beast though i love him no homo

nevermind its silvester stalone im such a fucking retard

need to watch those movies

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

living as incel past 35 is delusion

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Rlooking back at it, Rocky was kinda creepy. You see how he forces that woman to kiss him in the first movie? Oh but ita okay because he was a chad back then.

 

[Mainländer]

living as incel past 35 is delusion

Almost there

 

[FrothySolutions]

Rlooking back at it, Rocky was kinda creepy. You see how he forces that woman to kiss him in the first movie? Oh but ita okay because he was a chad back then.

I don't think that scene would fly today.

But then again, where's the line between fair pursuit, and trying to subvert a woman's will? Take Henry Cavill for instance. He was all like "This #MeToo has created a culture that demonizes men and I'm afraid, because I personally feel a woman should be pursued, and I don't wanna be labeled a rapist or sexual assailant because of that." And people were like "Oh, YOU'RE not a victim, Henry Cavill. If you don't wanna be labeled a rapist, just don't rape. Feel free to pursue, just don't rape. We have not made this complicated at all." And so he's like "Okay then, but I tried to ask for clarification..."

Pursuit is, by definition, not taking the first no for an answer. It's trying to sell yourself, even though you got a no the first time. Saying "Come on, give me a chance." So how can The Movement square themselves with these conflicting beliefs? Pursuit is fine, but also take no for an answer? Then pursuit isn't fine. Or is there a set amount of "Nos" you can take before you have to quit?

 

[Six]

living as incel past 35 is delusion

High IQ.

 

[Insomniac]

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking it was real. Rocky was a hero for me.

Rocky’s chin is godly. Doesn’t even need to block punches, that’s how good his chin is. Lol

 

[Deleted member 14577]

tbh

 

[ldargoblin]

What about Jared Leto? He looks pretty good for his age

 

[TheRealChincel]

Rocky II had a bit of despair, he had to box in order to pay the bills despite risking his eyesight. I didn’t like Rocky V due to him fighting merely for pride and how he did nothing to Paulie after that bonobo signed away power of attorney to their accountant. Great, he beat Tommy Gunn in a street fight, that gets you out of near poverty! The sixth one was even worse fighting a guy decades younger although he had a death wish which we also see in Creed. What appeal is there in seeing someone fight when he’s lost everything?

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

I don't think that scene would fly today.

But then again, where's the line between fair pursuit, and trying to subvert a woman's will? Take Henry Cavill for instance. He was all like "This #MeToo has created a culture that demonizes men and I'm afraid, because I personally feel a woman should be pursued, and I don't wanna be labeled a rapist or sexual assailant because of that." And people were like "Oh, YOU'RE not a victim, Henry Cavill. If you don't wanna be labeled a rapist, just don't rape. Feel free to pursue, just don't rape. We have not made this complicated at all." And so he's like "Okay then, but I tried to ask for clarification..."

Pursuit is, by definition, not taking the first no for an answer. It's trying to sell yourself, even though you got a no the first time. Saying "Come on, give me a chance." So how can The Movement square themselves with these conflicting beliefs? Pursuit is fine, but also take no for an answer? Then pursuit isn't fine. Or is there a set amount of "Nos" you can take before you have to quit?

There is no law against trying to get a girl to date you and failing at it many times. Soon they will make it a harassment law XD.

 

[FrothySolutions]

What about Jared Leto? He looks pretty good for his age

He's the example everyone picks. Jared Leto doesn't count.

 

[Insomniac]

He's the example everyone picks. Jared Leto doesn't count.

Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise tbh

 

[PersonalityChad]

Rocky was kinda creepy

Yikes

 

[FrothySolutions]

Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise tbh

They're pretty good, but they're not Rocky old, not yet. Tom Cruise is famous for looking pretty ageless and somehow still doing all/most of his stunts, but his age is starting to show. Keanu Reeves' age is definitely starting to show.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i didnt even know michael corleone and al pacino was the same person