You've all heard that in order to make a girl find you attractive, all you have to do is take more showers. So then you follow the advice just to find out it doesn't work. What gives? Well, you're doing it wrong! It's not the amount of showers you have to take (well it kinda is) it's actually the length of time you spend in the shower! So here's my advice to you guys: Before you go to sleep at night (or day if you're nocturnal) instead of sleeping in your bed, sleep in your shower! Curl up on the shower floor and leave the water running for 8-10 hours or however long you sleep for (obviously the longer the better), and while you sleep the water will continuously boost your confidence. By the time you wake up you will feel like a new man! You'll have more energy, more motivation, more positive thoughts, and more charisma!
But remember - you have to keep up this routine indefinitely or you will revert back to a stinky inkwell! It's okay to miss 1 or 2 days, but if I were you I wouldn't try to miss more than 1 day, otherwise women will start to sense you're incel and that you post on this forum in your free time just by LOOKING at you. The "confidence showers" (as I call them) actually have an effect that blocks women's personality detectors from getting into your mind and warning them that you have a toxic personality. Therefor, sleeping in your shower every day is CRUCIAL if you want a girlfriend.
Speaking of personality detectors, I have one more pro-tip for you guys! This is my trademark secret and I don't usually give out this information to just anyone. But you guys are cool so I'm going to give you this information for free. PUA's don't even know about this and would HATE me for telling a bunch of incels this. So you guys can't tell anyone about this, understand? Here it is: if you pour a gallon of body wash on yourself it actually increases your personality by up to 70%!!! Different brands have different effects, but I found that AXE bodywash works best. If you pour a gallon of AXE bodywash on yourself while you're laying on your shower floor, the bodywash will soak into your skin while you sleep and increase your personality traits while the shower itself boosts your confidence! This is a great 2-step process that works well together! If you do these 2 things, you will find that you start to respect women more, become more feministic, let them betabuxx you, support their OnlyFans accounts, and defend them when other incels talk bad about them online. This will definitely make women more attracted to you! I also heard rumors that combining different bodywashes can actually improve your facial bone structure, however, I haven't tried it myself.
Anyway, I hope I gave you all some valuable info! Those bluepilled normies secretly don't want you to ascend which is why they tell you false information that doesn't work! But everything I just listed will work for you if you maintain the routine! Happy ascending!
But remember - you have to keep up this routine indefinitely or you will revert back to a stinky inkwell! It's okay to miss 1 or 2 days, but if I were you I wouldn't try to miss more than 1 day, otherwise women will start to sense you're incel and that you post on this forum in your free time just by LOOKING at you. The "confidence showers" (as I call them) actually have an effect that blocks women's personality detectors from getting into your mind and warning them that you have a toxic personality. Therefor, sleeping in your shower every day is CRUCIAL if you want a girlfriend.
Speaking of personality detectors, I have one more pro-tip for you guys! This is my trademark secret and I don't usually give out this information to just anyone. But you guys are cool so I'm going to give you this information for free. PUA's don't even know about this and would HATE me for telling a bunch of incels this. So you guys can't tell anyone about this, understand? Here it is: if you pour a gallon of body wash on yourself it actually increases your personality by up to 70%!!! Different brands have different effects, but I found that AXE bodywash works best. If you pour a gallon of AXE bodywash on yourself while you're laying on your shower floor, the bodywash will soak into your skin while you sleep and increase your personality traits while the shower itself boosts your confidence! This is a great 2-step process that works well together! If you do these 2 things, you will find that you start to respect women more, become more feministic, let them betabuxx you, support their OnlyFans accounts, and defend them when other incels talk bad about them online. This will definitely make women more attracted to you! I also heard rumors that combining different bodywashes can actually improve your facial bone structure, however, I haven't tried it myself.
Anyway, I hope I gave you all some valuable info! Those bluepilled normies secretly don't want you to ascend which is why they tell you false information that doesn't work! But everything I just listed will work for you if you maintain the routine! Happy ascending!
