The reason I wouldn't have sex with an elderly woman...

[Hapalattocel]

I fear if I penetrate Granny Smith in her butt, every single content of her colon & rectum will liquidy & cause a huge spill on the bed.
She drinks a lot of prune juice & tapioca

 

[Linguinicel]

Just fuck your own grandmother theory

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

And some other guy got to experience her in her prime. That feeling of unfairness is something i could never get past

 

[nabi]

I fear if I penetrate Granny Smith in her butt, every single content of her colon & rectum will liquidy & cause a huge spill on the bed.
She drinks a lot of prune juice & tapioca

 

[coping_manlet]

I fear if I penetrate Granny Smith in her butt, every single content of her colon & rectum will liquidy & cause a huge spill on the bed.
She drinks a lot of prune juice & tapioca

Any woman over the age of 50 is no longer fit for breeding should be euthanized efficiently and quickly