
Lifeisbullshit95
Another day, another mental breakdown.
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- Oct 17, 2018
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If you're an Offy Duffy normie, your sex life is like a monthly subscription box, you get one rationed mercy lay per month, maybe three if she’s feeling extra pity-generous. But don’t get it twisted, it’s the same boring, lifeless, missionary-only, “just get it over with” type of sex. No enthusiasm, no passion, just duty sex so she can say she “did her part.”
Meanwhile, Chad? Different universe.
When Stacy sees Chad, she’s begging to be railed on sight, anywhere, anytime. Every. Single. Hole. She’s on her knees before he even says a word. With Chad, she turns into a porn star, doing things she’d NEVER do for Offy Duffy. Spitting, choking, screaming his name like it’s a religious chant. Filthy, raw, unhinged.
But for Offy? It’s boring star-fish vanilla duty sex with the lights off. Maybe a little “enthusiasm” if it’s his birthday. No sloppy head. No dirty talk. No passion. And he better not ask for anything freaky, she’ll say, “I’m not that kind of girl.”
But guess what? For Chad, she IS that kind of girl.
Meanwhile, Chad? Different universe.
When Stacy sees Chad, she’s begging to be railed on sight, anywhere, anytime. Every. Single. Hole. She’s on her knees before he even says a word. With Chad, she turns into a porn star, doing things she’d NEVER do for Offy Duffy. Spitting, choking, screaming his name like it’s a religious chant. Filthy, raw, unhinged.
But for Offy? It’s boring star-fish vanilla duty sex with the lights off. Maybe a little “enthusiasm” if it’s his birthday. No sloppy head. No dirty talk. No passion. And he better not ask for anything freaky, she’ll say, “I’m not that kind of girl.”
But guess what? For Chad, she IS that kind of girl.