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What caused World War 1
https://www.southbayriders.com/forums/threads/151842/#post-2069061
"Actually, the real reason was ...
Gavrilo Princip, the Serbian would-be-assasin, was hiding with his girlfriend in a park in Sarajevo, during the night before the assassination. He was desperately trying to get his girlfriend to spread her knees for him, knowing that the next (fateful) day he might die, and he didn't want to die a virgin. But she insisted on "no sex before marriage", which made him very angry. So the next morning, he killed the imperial heir, and the rest is history.
So the real cause of WW1 was: sexual frustration.
It's always fun to think about counterfactual history: What if the young lady had said "Sure, just this one time", and they had spent a night of passion, and the next morning the young man would have decided to drink coffee and eat Sachertorte (chocolate cake) with his sweetheart at a cafe, instead of shooting Franz-Ferdinand? Would they have lived happily ever after? "
This is 99,9% true because I knew from earlier that Gavrilo Princip was a virgin, but I didn't know for that episode with his girlfriend in park
https://www.southbayriders.com/forums/threads/151842/#post-2069061
"Actually, the real reason was ...
Gavrilo Princip, the Serbian would-be-assasin, was hiding with his girlfriend in a park in Sarajevo, during the night before the assassination. He was desperately trying to get his girlfriend to spread her knees for him, knowing that the next (fateful) day he might die, and he didn't want to die a virgin. But she insisted on "no sex before marriage", which made him very angry. So the next morning, he killed the imperial heir, and the rest is history.
So the real cause of WW1 was: sexual frustration.
It's always fun to think about counterfactual history: What if the young lady had said "Sure, just this one time", and they had spent a night of passion, and the next morning the young man would have decided to drink coffee and eat Sachertorte (chocolate cake) with his sweetheart at a cafe, instead of shooting Franz-Ferdinand? Would they have lived happily ever after? "
This is 99,9% true because I knew from earlier that Gavrilo Princip was a virgin, but I didn't know for that episode with his girlfriend in park
