What position would u play in football?
Defense. I'm not skilled enough for forward position, but i'm just aggressive and fast enough for defense
that depended on who i was playing with
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When I was a kid, I had much better shot than other smallcels and although we didn't have positions I'd mostly play in the mid and Longshot. When puberty kicked in I became a fatcel, and I had to play in defence or in the goal. I still loved attacking but when I tried I was tired and couldn't move around before the match started.
At the time we started to go on a bigger pitch I cutted a bit and 15kmaxxed and we had some school matches where I'd play fb, and although it is tiresome it was most involving.
Long story short, if I became a real player, i wouldn't play football cos it's over in general and it's over because I have no talent. Only things I had going for me are vision, pass and shot. I like watching players like Messi and de Bruyne, although I rarely played such position myself. Also I'm a pacecel, my Accel would peak at around 25kmh, but it's over in modern football with this. Also it's over because I read that speed is mostly genetic. Inceldom is also contribution to it, because I heard ilicic didn't play against PSG cos he had depression and was coping in his motherland. Soccer is an interesting topic for me, but what about you neymarcel?
At the time we started to go on a bigger pitch I cutted a bit and 15kmaxxed and we had some school matches where I'd play fb, and although it is tiresome it was most involving.
Long story short, if I became a real player, i wouldn't play football cos it's over in general and it's over because I have no talent. Only things I had going for me are vision, pass and shot. I like watching players like Messi and de Bruyne, although I rarely played such position myself. Also I'm a pacecel, my Accel would peak at around 25kmh, but it's over in modern football with this. Also it's over because I read that speed is mostly genetic. Inceldom is also contribution to it, because I heard ilicic didn't play against PSG cos he had depression and was coping in his motherland. Soccer is an interesting topic for me, but what about you neymarcel?
Goalie since my endurance sucks these day
Defensive midfielder/right back 
I went to Google ilicic n found this
Josip Ilicic, Who Allegedly Caught His Wife With Another Man, Denied The News | Mulier Life
A big claim was made for Josip Ilicic, one of the best footballers of the Italian league this season. He made explanations about the event ...
mulierlife.com
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im messi
I'm a manlet and suck at scoring. So probably full-back or central midfield.
centerback i guess (im terrible)
I'd probably be the goalkeeper because I can't run for shit
Brootal. Imagine being a top class football player, moneymaxx, statusmaxx, Atalantamaxx, being good looking on top of that and it's still over for him.I went to Google ilicic n found this
He refuted the claims though but it cud be him beta whiteknighting to save his reputationJosip Ilicic, Who Allegedly Caught His Wife With Another Man, Denied The News | Mulier Life
A big claim was made for Josip Ilicic, one of the best footballers of the Italian league this season. He made explanations about the event ...
Cool I should put you in the 5 a side
Cool I should put you in the 5 a side
I played defender
In organized soccer I used to play fullback and winger. I just play rec leagues now
Goalkeeper
We now have 3 goalkeepers for .co
Lonely males' position
Over for incrementcels. Also we need full squadlist
Ye we need more outfield players first
Messi transfer to incels United confirmed. Over for suarezcels
Soccer
why are you hiding
Ur trash kid
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winger
It really depends.
I'm actually a good goal-keeper and have been a goalie for majority of my life.
Then puberty hit me late and I got a lot faster, thus developed an interest for Center Forward (striker).
I'm awful at defending/midfield.
I'm actually a good goal-keeper and have been a goalie for majority of my life.
Then puberty hit me late and I got a lot faster, thus developed an interest for Center Forward (striker).
I'm awful at defending/midfield.
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keeper probably they would aways throw me at this position back when I played it as kid but I suck on it too so I'd rather just watch
Legit incel trait: goalkeeping.
Pep: they can't score if you possess the ball all the time.
Incels: just have 5 goalkeepers on the field theory
center forward.
B
4th official where you get to hold up the substitutes board and added time.
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really.... i forgot
CDM
Probably cuz I was a greycel before u took Ur breakreally.... i forgot
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