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SuicideFuel The Plight of the EscortCel

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EscortCels, let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Escortceling is a good cope....once out of 10..literally and barely exagerating.
So actually no, it's a terrible cope. Especially for guys like us. :feelsrope:

Normies, Chads and divorced men who got to live a normal dating/sex life with a partner once, It might be a pretty good deal for them since they got to experience sex in a loving relationships and mutual intimacy. They got to experience the real thing and they don't give a fuck about it anymore.

However for genetic trash like us, it's often more and more depressing each time we do it. Saying it's a good cope is like advising a near suicidal depressed guy to take Cocaine to forget his misery; it mostly and often reminds more how trash of a human being you are. :feelstrash:

There's always that little rush moment when you're online and browsing the bio/pics of the girls. Since most of us are broke, we often spend time trying to find the best deals: a not so disfigured/obese foid with a moderate price.

Then you start texting her. All of the silly cuck questions about her rates, if she kisses, she hugs, she kicks you out after you nut. You know damn well that normies and normal looking guys never had to ask those kind of cuckawful questions when theyre about to fuck.

Then somehow, you actually decide to go. You grab the dollars bills from the ATM and you heart starts to rush...You start sweating.

''Am I really going to spend 150+$ for a couple of minutes of loveless fucking??'' :feelsbadman:

It's always that uncertainty of if you're going to enjoy your time for the money you're spending even though you know damn well, the return on that investment is godawful.

Then you get there.

Then there's this awful moment when she opens the door with a cold face and she usually looks even uglier and fatter than in her pictures, hell sometimes you can see that it's not even the same girl.
A couple of times now, I got to leave straight up when I saw them before regretting my decision....but other times, the need of a warm human touch is so necessary that you end up not even caring and you just give the money.

You know that instant regret when you fapped to fucked up porn? Well, here it's usually tenfold worse and rarely stay after the first nut because of the shame and awkwardness...:feelskek::feelskek:

Even worse is that moment when you done your Incel deed and while going back home, you see it everywhere, in the street, in the bus ride, the subway; all of the fucking couples kissing, walking, holding hands together, like normal poeple, enjoying life in their proper way, all taller and way sexier than you know you will ever be, all mogging you with their smile, head full of hair, knowing damn well that those people fuck on a daily basis with passion and endless kissing, :feelsree:
Reminding you over and over gain that at nearly 30 years of age, you NEVER got to experience this and you probably never will, even though, you did try to get this when you were younger.

Honestly, sometimes a quick fap at home really is the better choice.
 
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I thought you get a prostitute in the street.
I thought prostitutes were like $50.00
I'm not count g the Hi escort places with velvet furniture, that the rich people use.
Elliot Spitzer spent like $5,000 for a prostitute.
 
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EscortCels, let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Escortceling is a good cope....once out of 10..literally and barely exagerating.
So actually no, it's a terrible cope. Especially for guys like us. :feelsrope:

Normies, Chads and divorced men who got to live a normal dating/sex life with a partner once, It might be a pretty good deal for them since they got to experience sex in a loving relationships and mutual intimacy. They got to experience the real thing and they don't give a fuck about it anymore.

However for genetic trash like us, it's often more and more depressing each time we do it. Saying it's a good cope is like advising a near suicidal depressed guy to take Cocaine to forget his misery; it mostly and often reminds more how trash of a human being you are. :feelstrash:

There's always that little rush moment when you're online and browsing the bio/pics of the girls. Since most of us are broke, we often spend time trying to find the best deals: a not so disfigured/obese foid with a moderate price.

Then you start texting her. All of the silly cuck questions about her rates, if she kisses, she hugs, she kicks you out after you nut. You know damn well that normies and normal looking guys never had to ask those kind of cuckawful questions when theyre about to fuck.

Then somehow, you actually decide to go. You grab the dollars bills from the ATM and you heart starts to rush...You start sweating.

''Am I really going to spend 150+$ for a couple of minutes of loveless fucking??'' :feelsbadman:

It's always that uncertainty of if you're going to enjoy your time for the money you're spending even though you know damn well, the return on that investment is godawful.

Then you get there.

Then there's this awful moment when she opens the door with a cold face and she usually looks even uglier and fatter than in her pictures, hell sometimes you can see that it's not even the same girl.
A couple of times now, I got to leave straight up when I saw them before regretting my decision....but other times, the need of a warm human touch is so necessary that you end up not even caring and you just give the money.

You know that instant regret when you fapped to fucked up porn? Well, here it's usually tenfold worse and rarely stay after the first nut because of the shame and awkwardness...:feelskek::feelskek:

Even worse is that moment when you done your Incel deed and while going back home, you see it everywhere, in the street, in the bus ride, the subway; all of the fucking couples kissing, walking, holding hands together, like normal poeple, enjoying life in their proper way, all taller and way sexier than you know you will ever be, all mogging you with their smile, head full of hair, knowing damn well that those people fuck on a daily basis with passion and endless kissing, :feelsree:
Reminding you over and over gain that at nearly 30 years of age, you NEVER got to experience this and you probably never will, even though, you did try to get this when you were younger.

Honestly, sometimes a quick fap at home really is the better choice.

It could be one of the most lethal copes of all if you are desiring anything more than sex. incels have to realize that this is only a transaction and will make you be even more envious of what Chad has. I remember spending the last $200 I had on an escort, and I felt like killing myself after I coomed inside a condom 3 minutes after penetrating her. I stayed around for round two but it was not worth it. just wank lads, it's not worth it.
 
Nothing can replace being a sub 8 man
 
Imagine paying for sex
 

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I much preferred going the sugar baby route. It's a little different than the basic escort way since you're likely talking for a while and see them for more than an hour. But that was the pre-doll days. We'll never get the affection and free stuff chad does, so it's either have your pride and rot alone until you rope or give up a bit of dignity for some minor pleasure. Most say they'd rather be an incel than a cuck. That's fine, but don't brag about going for surgery and all this maxing bullshit when it's the same fucking thing: you're paying either way.
 
Jesus that sounds terrible. It's like telling a hungry person to just walk into a restaurant and get a whiff of the pleasant smell of food and then leave. You'll never be satisfied.
 
Escortcelling beats betabuxxing any day of the week. Imagine working 60 hours a week to earn enough money to take your fat wife on a vacation to Fiji. You get to your 5-star hotel, excited. Tonight's the night for your once-a-month allotment of starfish sex. Maybe she'll even act like a living person if she's impressed enough by this vacation you bought her. And the diamond jewelry, and the steak and lobster dinners...That night, you go to the bedroom, only for her to say, "Not tonight. I have a headache." You go and start drinking from the minibar while she starts texting the Chad tennis pro she met earlier today. Welcome to normie life.

Does Chad have to betabuxx? Of course not, but we'll never be Chad.

Is Chad's sex life better than an escortcel's? Of course, but we'll never be Chad.

Escortcelling is making the best of a bad situation. Best hand we can play with the cards we were dealt at birth.
 
JFL@ being low inhib enough to escortcel.
 
“‘Am I really going to spend 150+$ for a couple of minutes of loveless fucking??' :feelsbadman:
 

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Honestly, sometimes a quick fap at home really is the better choice.

NO.
You're agreeing with Radical Femistazi scum when you make such low IQ comments.
 
Imagine starving and the only available food is raw and possibly poisoned.

That's what escortcelling is like.

How you bros do it, I don't know.
 
Escortcelling beats betabuxxing any day of the week.
Agree. Jfl at Jeff Benzos for not fucking a 10/10 scort every night, you know he can, and instead getting 41 million stolen by a foid.
 
My first escortcel experience was brutal. I paid for an hour and she kicked me out after 20 minutes
NO.
You're agreeing with Radical Femistazi scum when you make such low IQ comments.
Elab please I’m curious. masturbation makes us docile?
 
EscortCels, let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Escortceling is a good cope....once out of 10..literally and barely exagerating.
So actually no, it's a terrible cope. Especially for guys like us. :feelsrope:

Normies, Chads and divorced men who got to live a normal dating/sex life with a partner once, It might be a pretty good deal for them since they got to experience sex in a loving relationships and mutual intimacy. They got to experience the real thing and they don't give a fuck about it anymore.

However for genetic trash like us, it's often more and more depressing each time we do it. Saying it's a good cope is like advising a near suicidal depressed guy to take Cocaine to forget his misery; it mostly and often reminds more how trash of a human being you are. :feelstrash:

There's always that little rush moment when you're online and browsing the bio/pics of the girls. Since most of us are broke, we often spend time trying to find the best deals: a not so disfigured/obese foid with a moderate price.

Then you start texting her. All of the silly cuck questions about her rates, if she kisses, she hugs, she kicks you out after you nut. You know damn well that normies and normal looking guys never had to ask those kind of cuckawful questions when theyre about to fuck.

Then somehow, you actually decide to go. You grab the dollars bills from the ATM and you heart starts to rush...You start sweating.

''Am I really going to spend 150+$ for a couple of minutes of loveless fucking??'' :feelsbadman:

It's always that uncertainty of if you're going to enjoy your time for the money you're spending even though you know damn well, the return on that investment is godawful.

Then you get there.

Then there's this awful moment when she opens the door with a cold face and she usually looks even uglier and fatter than in her pictures, hell sometimes you can see that it's not even the same girl.
A couple of times now, I got to leave straight up when I saw them before regretting my decision....but other times, the need of a warm human touch is so necessary that you end up not even caring and you just give the money.

You know that instant regret when you fapped to fucked up porn? Well, here it's usually tenfold worse and rarely stay after the first nut because of the shame and awkwardness...:feelskek::feelskek:

Even worse is that moment when you done your Incel deed and while going back home, you see it everywhere, in the street, in the bus ride, the subway; all of the fucking couples kissing, walking, holding hands together, like normal poeple, enjoying life in their proper way, all taller and way sexier than you know you will ever be, all mogging you with their smile, head full of hair, knowing damn well that those people fuck on a daily basis with passion and endless kissing, :feelsree:
Reminding you over and over gain that at nearly 30 years of age, you NEVER got to experience this and you probably never will, even though, you did try to get this when you were younger.

Honestly, sometimes a quick fap at home really is the better choice.
This is why you shouldn’t escortcel
I wish I was low inhib enough to escort
Selling your ass is a big no no around here :feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton::banhammer::banhammer::feelskek:
 
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If you want to fuck methed up loose pussy in exchange for cash, sure why not. Not like your gonna get laid by not doing it. Buy some alcohol and really enjoy the night while you’re at it as well.

Doesn’t count as ascending though.
 
I can relate so much to that situation. I used to escortceling for 4 years and stopped at the end of 2019 (I was not blackpilled when I started, I was a fool and naive) Basically the experience you'll have with escorts are random, it can be ok or end up awkwardly. However, I have no regrets of doing it.
 
I'am seriously thinking about moving to the philippines, buying a 16 year virgin foid(after 16 they are all sluts already, unfortunately) out of her peasant dad for a temporary company - much cheaper than paying for escorts per hour in my home slavlands. And later maybe pimp-maxxing for other incels as a life-meaning activity.

This forum opened my eyes to the world.
 
this post reminds me why i decided not to lose my virgin pureness to an escort
 
i cant afford it anymore :(
 

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